ALCOHOL

About me:

Just as my display name suggests, I am Alcohol
I come in many forms
I make people happy
I make people sad
I make people do wonderful things
I make people do bad
I make people full
I make people sick
People look to me for therapy
People look to me to relieve stress
I can make anybody pretty
Most people love me, but a lot hate me
People hold meetings about me and my influences
I’ve been known to cause births
I’ve been known to cause a great many break-ups
I am the biggest factor in the entertainment profit margin
I am the center of attention at every, club, bar, or party
I help people make new friends
I am the cause of alot of violence
I enhance the sex live of many people
I’ve influenced Kings and world leaders
I get people fired from work.
I am the largest quantity of product sold during night hours.
No celebrity, political figure, or other entities can outweigh my popularity

You've had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.

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