Captain Matt
Matt Glenn
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Male
27 years old
HUNTINGDON VALLEY, PENNSYLVANIA
United States
Last Login: 1/15/2010
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Captain Matt's Interests
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| General | philosophy, politics, sports, music, beer, libertarianism, reading, alcohol. I really don't care enough to list more.
| You Are Barney | 
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
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| | Music | in no particular oder... Lawrence Arms, Sage Francis, Jawbreaker, Hot Water Music, Bad Religion, Aesop Rock, AFI, Lagwagon, Screeching Weasel, Against All Authority, Minor Threat, the Misfits, Rise Against, the Loved Ones, NOFX, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Bouncing Souls, H20, Sick of it All, Social Distortion, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, you get the idea...
| | Movies | Anything by Quentin Tarantino, anything that doesn't suck by Kevin Smith, Suicide Kings, Silence of the Lambs and other stuff. Star Wars is good too. | | Television | Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Sea Lab 2021, I love the '90s (and any other trash on vh1, I'm lame like that), the Daily Show. Reality shows suck my left testicle. And I enjoy it. | | Books | 1984 - Orwell, Brave New World - Huxley, Atlas Shrugged - Rand, almost anything by Kurt Vonnegut, and yes, I do read "trash" like Robert Ludlum and Tom Clancy. | | Heroes | Heroes are for pussies who don't have the balls to stand up for what they believe in so they follow in another's foot steps. Just kidding, I just can't think of anyone I look up to that much right now. Didn't I sound punk rock though? |
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Janice Likes it in the Pooper Fan Club, [THE OFFICIAL HATBORO CREW], TWEAK Your Local Celebrity ~ Fan Club, Ron Paul For President Group
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Captain Matt's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Huntingdon Valley | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Christian - other | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | College graduate | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
Two more English classes and I will graduate with a degree and language in literature from one of the world's most renowned academic institutions. Ok, maybe it's not Harvard or Princeton, but people from Hatboro to Willow Grove know about it (and mock it relentlessly).
I'm sure you don't want to know more, so I won't tell you unless you ask.
Oh yeah, I also like beer. Cheap beer. PBR is my friend.
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Who I'd like to meet:
YOUR MOM!
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