Punchy O'Guts #4Eyes

About me:

I'm not on myspace much. Hook up with me on Facebook -www.facebook.com/punchyoguts. i don't readily divulge information about myself, but if you ask direct questions you get candid answers and probably more information than you wanted. i will tell you a few things, though. i don't touch unfinished wood. i'm afraid of contact lenses. one time i tried to get contacts and i yacked and then passed out. don't touch your eyeballs in front of me or i'll throw up again. i like to watch scary movies in the dark. i terrorize children, especially my own. i can't write the things i love or you'll think i'm a drunk whore. not that i care, i just don't want your illicit offers to fuck me. because i won't fuck you. oh. and i'm a super loyal friend, should i choose to become your friend. i'll threaten to stomp the girl who stands in front of you at a Moby concert, i'll buy you beer and drugs when your boyfriend fucks some discusting whore, i'll get your nakeds back, i won't judge when you fuck that guy who pinned your nakeds to the bulletin board at the Phoenix, i'll pick you up in Saco after you get fucked by a retarded comedian (who is known to have a needle dick, i'm not even sure how he ever knocked anyone up), i'll steal things from bars that you insist on having, i won't punch you in the face when you are a complete bitch who i hate, and so on. and then there is roller derby. how i love the derby: http://www.mainerollerderby.com/bios/punchyoguts.html ..

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