haitiantweety102 (4:37:05 PM): THIS IS MY FAVORITE JOKE There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends. If u get 0-2 back you are average If you get 3-5 you are a freak If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash"""""
"if one day u feel like crying... Call me. I don't promise that i will make u laugh but i can cry with u. If one day u want to run away- don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask u to stop... But i can run with u. If one day u don't want to listen to anyone... Call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call... And there is no answer... Come fast to see me. maybe i need u. Send to all ur friends no matter how often you talk. Let old friends know u haven't forgotten them and tell new friends that u never will. Remember everyone needs a friend don't ever leave the one you love for the one u like because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. Tonight ur true love will realize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning. Tomorrow the shock of ur life will occur if u break this chain. U will have bad luck for 10 years.
FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that iswhat the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!
If I dont get this back I understand... I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.
if you recieve at least 7 back then you are AMAZIN
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hey you gotta see this website. it will tell you if anyone we go to school with has a crush on you. i have no clue how this thing works but trust me i just tried it and it did.
