Ballard
Ballard Doin' nothing means a lot to me! — Bon Scott

Male
39 years old
Charleston, South Carolina
United States



Last Login: 12/21/2009
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    Ballard's Interests
GeneralMusic (live and recorded, preferably loud), high-quality beer and brewing, history (American and otherwise), crappy politics (dirty and clean), comedy (standup and otherwise), black coffee (fresh or “gas station” style), top-shelf reruns, classic boxing clips, plaid shirts, traffic. "Mildness is the very devil." — Gustov Holst, 1903
MusicMinutemen, The Who, Wire, Zeppelin, DEVO, The Coasters, The Jam, Tom Waits, The Beatles, The Rutles, Gene Krupa, Mission Of Burma, The Fall, The Pretenders, AC/DC, Wall Of Voodoo, Rush, The Jesus Lizard, Volcano Suns, Midnight Oil, Pylon, Dave Brubeck, R.E.M. (early), Huskers, The Kinks, Bailter Space, Spinal Tap, The Figgs, The Cramps (early), Tenement Halls, Black Sabbath, The Stooges, The Spinners, Sebadoh, ZZ Top, etc...
MoviesDr. Strangelove, This Is Spinal Tap, Everyone Stares, The Odd Couple, Airplane, Lolita, Sling Blade, Raging Bull, Up In Smoke, Monty Python’s Holy Grail, Bad News Bears, When We Were Kings, Office Space, Fortune Cookie, We Jam Econo, Westway to the World, Down By Law, The Kids Are Alright, Short Cuts, Kill Bill, Caddyshack, Hard Day’s Night.
TelevisionColombo, All In The Family, Cheap Seats, Good Eats, Law & Order: CI, The Simpsons, Muppet Show, Monty Python’s Flying Circus, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, The Andy Griffith Show, Insomiac, M*A*S*H, Saturday Night Live, Barney Miller, Booknotes, COPS, King Of The Hill, Make it Grow (SC PBS), the "web gems."
BooksCrashing The Party (by Ralph Nader), Moon (by Terry Fletcher), Sleepwalking Through History (by Haynes Johnson), Our Band Could Be Your Life (by Michael Azerrad), Prague (by Sadakat Kadri), David Brinkley: A Memior (by David Brinkley), Ball Four (by Jim Boutin), The Day the Universe Changed (James Burke).
HeroesDavid Brinkley, Brian Lamb, Helen Thomas, John Chancellor, Aquaman, Iron Man, Letterman, Telemann, Father Christmas, Mother Goose, The Brothers Grimm, The Brothers Johnson, Sister Sledge, Uncle Ernie, Aunt Peg, Son House, Kid Jersey, Baby Dodds, King Curtis, Queen Elizabeth, Duke Ellington, Prince Charles, Queen, King Crimson, Royall Hardware, regal Tip, Calvin Peete, Amanda Peete, Peter Alvanos, and Pete Townshend.
Groups: chaos directorateI Support Local MusicVolcano Suns

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     Ballard's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Charleston, SC
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:Writer / Musician



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About me:
Tall bespectacled dedicated fan of loud, noisy, out-of-the-ordinary music, alternative media, classic beer styles, classic TV reruns, and politics. Love The Onion. Love the City Paper. Love Sullivan’s Island. Very much dislike the Bush folks and their catastrophic behavior and policies. Got plenty of on-the-clock food-makin’ and servin’ under the belt. Got plenty of gigs played. Got three vintage drum kits, a Fender bass, a black Dan Electro guitar, and half an amp. Plaid button-down shirts aplenty. Nearsighted. Harmlessly sarcastic. Supposedly hard of hearing (although everyone I know seems to mumble). Overly polite. Sometimes clueless. Underly urban. Missing the good ones in Athens, Georgia. Diggin’ the oddballs on the coast. Totally wired. Always worried. Got my Mojo working.
Who I'd like to meet:
Diligent and humor-filled local musicans and bands, decent-minded clubowners and barkeeps, clever radio personalities and do-gooders. And Johnny Bench, Chrissie Hynde, Christopher Hitchens, Peter Falk, Pam Dawber, Martha Quinn, Lux Interior, Billy Gibbons, Colin Quinn, Bruce Foxton, Peter Erskine, Julia Sweeney, Yogi Berra, and Colin Newman.

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ladybugsingstheblues

ladybugsingstheblues



Sep 29 2009 3:29 AM

How's it hanging?  Hoping you are well!
Brett Myers

Brett Myers



Mar 26 2009 6:54 PM

Thanks for the heads-up on the new 1390 AM.
I'm becoming more of an optimist every day!
Dolly Macabre

BIzarro BUrlesque



Feb 8 2009 2:37 PM

HI Ballard!
Super Deluxe

Super Deluxe



Mar 4 2009 5:59 AM

super deluxe loves ballard!!
Krucke

Krucke



Jan 9 2009 1:04 AM

Hey, I was reading the City Paper today and noticed I was The Band O' The Week. I presume you had something to do with that.
Thanks!
THE SPECS

THE SPECS



Jan 9 2009 5:28 AM

thanks for the press
the article is great
THE BOOK OF LIES

THE BOOK OF LIES



Dec 15 2008 8:14 PM

Hey Ballard & John, Really enjoyed your set last night! Lotsa fun.
The Cool

The Cool



Dec 16 2008 5:16 AM

Thanks again for rockin The Cool Yule. You guys were fantastic! We appreciate the show.
Sam Mixon

Sam Mixon



Dec 24 2008 1:15 PM

Happy Holidays, ya big galoot. We miss you in the big Ath.
Joker

Joker



Dec 3 2008 7:40 PM

Let it be known that Derek cant play quarters!
MY (R)EVOLUTION

MY (R)EVOLUTION



Dec 2 2008 5:36 PM

Thanks Ballard for the cool write-ups about us (and the promotion for the show Saturday).
You rock, man!
Motormouth Mabel

Motormouth Mabel



Oct 18 2008 10:32 PM

hey homie! how u doin? we just wanted to say hello! noticed you like the fall, great fucking band,and oh yeah of course the cramps! i got the worst cramps tattoo ever on my back. got it in a dentist chair inside my house from a dude who looked exactly like Ric Flair( you know the wrestler) weird huh? anyways lateskies.
-motormouth ceeeeeejaaaaaaaay!
Haywood Robinson

HAywood ROBINSON



Oct 31 2008 7:52 AM

Hiyah!! Long time no see!! Obvi...anyway...did you know that I actually live in a place called Ballard...in Seattle...I need to take a pic of Ballard Ave and send it to you. Anyway...I'll be home Dec 16 to the 21st so gimme a call then.
Talk to ya' soon!!
Selah Dubb

Selah Dubb



Nov 5 2008 5:17 PM

Hello! It looks a lot like you are you the same Ballard from the Charleston City Paper! ;) *lol*

~Heather/Baby Beats from Selah Dubb
R2DU

R2DU



Jun 27 2008 1:04 AM

When Bal's around I always have an elegant sufficiency and any more would surely prove a superfluidity.
Stuart White

Stuart White



Jun 22 2008 6:18 AM

Hey Ballard-

Thanks for letting me play your drums tonight at the Pour House. I'm sure all the drummers really appreciated it. Hope to see you around soon!

Stu
Hayden

Hayden



Jun 20 2008 6:43 PM

hey- BALLARD-how are you,where are you. i traded my love for music in to become an unsuccessful professional poker player, some feel it's foolish, yet i'm quit happy.
CHEERS
North Elementary

North Elementary



Jun 2 2008 7:58 PM

this man needs no introduction
Sol Driven Train

Sol Driven Train



Apr 7 2008 6:33 PM

That was really uncalled for, all those nasty things you said about us.
Our moms are coming after you!
Bettie Rawker of Bizarro Burlesque

Bettie Rawker of Bizarro Burlesque



Mar 28 2008 4:35 PM

Thanks for the write up on the Low Country Blues Club!!! We are still waiting for you to get up there and smack those skins!!
Shoreline Ballroom

Shoreline Ballroom



Mar 25 2008 1:26 AM

Thanks Ballard!

Can't wait to talk shop with you!

Be sure to check out www. shorelineballroom. com!
(we have to plug it...)
Fabulous Bird

Fabulous Bird



Mar 18 2008 6:05 PM

No, but I could make your kit sound like the best Ballard Lesemann sounding kit.
The Black Cart

The Black Cart



Mar 18 2008 5:10 AM

looking for bands to play shows at The Black Cart find Mazza to set a date!
Fabulous Bird

Fabulous Bird



Mar 17 2008 2:44 AM

I bet you'd like to meet Martha Quinn!
Bettie Rawker of Bizarro Burlesque

Bettie Rawker of Bizarro Burlesque



Feb 18 2008 9:00 PM

man! so cool to play with you! You can really beat the hell out of those drums! wow-sers!
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