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i have teeth.
kristin.
nineteen.
female.
spoiled.
michigan.
i'd break my neck to keep my chin up.
there's more about me if you trudge on, warrior.

there's not really much that you need to know about me. not that you really care in the first place. where i'm from, where i grew up, what my interests are, none of that really matters. but it's my nature to go ahead and give a small autobiography of myself. my name is kristin brooke. i was born and raised in manistee county, michigan. i'm a small town girl with the mentality of a big town girl. i've always been a bit of a horse of a different color to people in this town. i've always loved how it astounds people that i'm well-mannered, polite, and intelligent. it only proves that people who don't look particularly the like the picture image of what a socially acceptable human is doesn't mean we can't be pleasant human beings. though i do admit i have met my fair share of people with tattoos and piercings who give the nicer of us bad names. i've always adored getting questioned about my piercings, but just to clear it up, no they didn't hurt and no they don't bother me. i took my dimple piercings out, and i miss them soo much. just for the record, all my tattoos are art by other artists or my own art. i will never get a piece from a flash sheet. i was born an empty canvas and i plan to die a tastefully painted canvas. if you want to take about art or my inspiration for the pieces i've drawn, feel free to talk to me about them. i enjoy discussing art. my recent main interest is watching movies. i have the tendency to lean towards more of the horror genre, but a good drama, comedy, or thriller is something i rarely turn down. i don't party or drink or do drugs. call me lame if you like, i won't disagree or argue. i am quite lame. but let's face it, i'll be able to have a decent conversation in 20 years, will you? i have grown up a lot in the past year, and i'm grateful for that. i'm annoyed with how i used to be and people like that. i'll never forget the good times i've had or the people i've met but those are the reasons i stopped. i really love music. i could never being to name all the music that i adore, but feel free to ask me if i like a band or artist, i'll answer. i love life, i can't get enough of whatever comes my way. animals hold a big part in my day to day, i'd die without them. the companionship i receive from them could never be repayed. i've never went a moment in life without an extra friend in a puppy or kitty.i've got two best friends right now, my kitten radley roo and my doggy cooper. they're my boos.

and I'm so much better now that I'm far from you,
this passion drowns our need for love.
no, we can't stop even if we wanted to,
this passion drowns our need for love.

my sisters are my best friends, and goddamn do you wish your family was this fucking beautiful. i'd go insane without them and i'm so happy to have them in my life. tarrah, thank you so much for being there all the times you have and will be. & thank you for giving us both of our tiny darlings. i love them to death. i'm so happy that you're so happy. kellie. kellie. kellie. thank you for sharing your friends with me because i don't have any. thank you for being my accomplice and partner in crime. i love how we gang up on mom and make her think we're always hopped up on crack. you're my baby, and i think it will always be that way. i will not cease to kill anyone who hurts these girls, so heads up.

adrian - my nephew. when he was born i told my sister that he's be mine and she's have to deal with it. so far i've been right and he's my little partner in crime.

myah - my niece. this little girl took a long time to get here, and she's the spunkiest baby i've ever encountered. beautiful, smart, and great personality. i can't wait until i corrupt her, too.

cooper - my puppy. my dad brought him home one summer day and told me to take care of him. that was the beginning of a strange relationship. i broke this dog like a stick and he's the weirdest animal ever.

radley - my kitten. he's my puffball of joy and love. i couldn't ask for a better friend. he keeps me company and eats for me so i don't have to.

buddy - my booty. he's coop's brother and also the weirdest of all the animals i know. he's a sweetheart, and stubborn to the core. i love this tiny little stud.

lucy - my looloo. she's my chihuahua-poodle and i love her to death. though i often tease her, i can't help but love her far too much than she can handle. she's my car buddy and loves slim jims.

tuff - my tuffulupagis. this old man has been my friend for eleven years and counting. he's the most annoying and the most adorable bub in the world.

georgia - my little horhita. i believe my sister spoils this dog far more than she deserves, but i still love this monster. i hope i get to see her be a mama dog one day.