::i'm jen::
what can i say... i kick ass and i take names. i cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. i am an expert in quantum physics, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Guatemala. i enjoy urban hang gliding. i am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless Bunco player. the laws of physics do not apply to me.
years ago, i discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. i have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Nepal and axe-throwing contests in Djibouti. i have loved and lost, i have performed open-heart surgery with nothing more than a Bic pen and a shoelace, and i have spoken with Elvis.
if you want to know anything else, i guess you're gonna have to use that contact box up there and ask.
you can also follow me on Twitter or catch me on Facebook if you're so inclined.
Ok.. OK I got it.. Duliciana has a pink color, has been fixed and was treated for her sisters fake illness... OH and I hit that womens tree with my car
im invisible.!!!!!! dam howd u know??? i saw u get drunk that night and u fell on your ass hahaha u remmember that!!! jk
yes we are!!! nice try!!!!!
Jen!!!! Hey missy. Um, I know, very sad circumstances. I seriously cried. He committed suicide.. :( He is in heaven dancing around hopefully.
what the hell are those jen??? hahah lol...idc jus bring some dam beer or somthing for meh..jk and if u tell my parents i said that.......il pee on your car!!!
JENN!!! what up cuz!!!
hahaha yep...granpas dad, his cousins, bother is black hahah :P
Happy Birthday, Jen!
(I wished you a happy birthday on your actual birthday, too, but on FB, which you don't seem to get on too much nowadays).
dear jen, Whatsssssss up..... just wanted to say hey... and hello
Happy birthday and stuff :)~
dear jen, Just wanted to let you know that Adam came home on leave. got married. and made me a grandpa all in one day lol.... he married a really nice girl that has a 2 year old daughter...... I am excited and cornfused lol...... Cu later tater Rick
dear jen,
I haven't talked to you in a while, but I trust that you're doing well and pwning noobs.
Sincerely,
French Ben
(AHEM! I just re-read this and it sounds like an advertisement. It isn't.)
Okay, so I just checked out your "Random Art Crap" album, and I MUST INSIST that you consider selling this stuff at etsy. com - a site dedicated to a host of handmade things from crochetd napkin rings (and, dear lord, sanitary pads!) to fine art acrylics etc... I sell my pottery there (juliannamcduffie. etsy. com) and you really need to look into it.
It's kinda like ebay for artists and craftspeople - but cheaper. A helluvalot cheaper. And, yes, it's kinda fun too.
Please understand that I have a *highly* critical eye and would never put this out there if you didn't have buttloads of talent. Seriously??? Your glass blowing??? Honey, there are glass blowers by the dozens where I use studio space, and you are right up there with the best of them. They all sell to the public, and the public eats. it. up. Do it. Shut up.
miss you guys too
Now that I saw that image, I can't un-see it, not even if I gouge my own eyeballs out with a letter opener.
Thank you so much :) Hope your doing well!!
dear jen,
Hello there stranger, how are you doing? I hope you are well and things are happy for you. Just wanted to say Hi and I miss the good old days
Rick
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just so everyone knows my new mission is to reunite Blink 182!
spoke with Tom,
now just need to chat with Mark and Travis.
wish me luck.
dear jens,
Is this where I an supposed to type? Really?
Its such a small lil box and I have soooo much to say. I’m feeling claustrophobic in here! Not sure that I can continue this message under such deprecating conditions.
Oh well, all I really wanted to say was “HI” anyways!
Dave-
I am so glad you like your hair:) I hope you had a great time on your trip.can't wait to hear about it.
Yep! Little Sara turned 22 last December. My older sister will be 40 next year! ;)
You have absolutely no proof that I am not George Clooneys love child.
I was at my moms house a couple weeks ago, she informed me in fact that you DO NOT live there.
dear jen,havent heard from ya for a while.... you still there ha ha ah...... still trying to get the ol health in order here...... congestive heart failure now.... Damn..... make it stop..... RIck