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  1. Joseph Morton

    answered a question "How long does it take to finish a 729 page book?" http://t.co/0RMgx7cT

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  • Johnny B

    thanks for the add have you had a chance to check this out yet?if you can get at least 1 song that would really help us out :)
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  • One last Day

    Zanks foe zee frikkin add!


     


     

    2 years ago
  • Tabetha Burns Truitt

    Hey strangers! How are u all doing? My goodness the kids are getting so big. well talk to u all later.

    2 years ago
  • Kira Bright

    SO apparently your son is ONLY able to produce MALE offspring. We went to the dr today and it is yet another boy!!! :) He's healthy so that's all that matters! Hunter was SO happy it wasn't a girl. I don't understand him. Just wanted to pass along the update! Tell the family I said hey!

    3 years ago
  • Maggie Widener

    don't call me that!! >:(
    love maggie

    3 years ago
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  • Kira Bright

    No Hunter doesn't have a page...he's very anti-myspace! He in fact tries to delete mine every so often. Never with success however! :) Mason loved the man lighting himself on fire-disturbing...he's only 1 1/2!! So hopefully the new baby WILL be a girl but the damn Chinese gender predictor says it another boy! SIGH. We shall see...I will know in November or possibly October.

    3 years ago
  • Jordan Spencer

    Hey Joe... finally you put new stuff on your page! How's everyone? One of these days we'll make it out there to see you guys. Miss you all.

    3 years ago
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YOUR MONEY!!! DONATE to the Bloop Sober & Horny Cure Fund. Send cash, checks, and / or money orders payable to: Joseph Morton P.O. Box 563 Jacksonville, NC 28541 Won't you please lend a hand? Your hard earned $$$ will go toward the purchase of high quality alcohol, drugs and / or the ocassional stripper / hooker!!! Hey, you didn't think I thought this Bloop stuff up sober and horny did ya?

AND I'D LIKE TO MEET THIS WAY HOT NAKED PIRATE CHICK, THESE BI CHICKS AND THE GERMAN GIRL ON THE RIGHT (WHAT CAN I SAY, I'M A SIMPLE BASTARD!)
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Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Jacksonville, NC
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Grad / professional school
  • Occupation: Attorney / Cartoonist & Part Time Pirate

Schools

  • Thomas M Cooley Law School

    • Lansing, MI
    • Graduated: 1996
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Professional
    • Major: Juris Doctrate
    1993 to 1996
  • University Of North Carolina-Wilmington

    • Wilmington, NC
    • Graduated: 1991
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Philosophy
    • Greek: Sigma Alpha Epsilon
    1988 to 1991
  • Coastal Carolina Community College

    • Jacksonville, NC
    • Graduated: 1988
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Pre-Law
    1987 to 1988
  • Jacksonville High

    • Jacksonville, NC
    • Graduated: 1985
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1983 to 1985

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