Matthew
Matthew Armstrong
Matthew Armstrong ...and then the C.H.U.D.s came after me...

Male
33 years old
Santa Cruz, California
United States



Last Login: 11/17/2009
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    Matthew's Interests
GeneralThe past (hey, I'm an archaeologist who studied history, what do you expect?), reading, absurd humor, and exploring new places.
MusicI am particularly fond of blues and rock, but I'll listen to almost anything that is well-done.
MoviesI enjoy both thought-provoking documentaries, and mindless escapism. I go for the extremes.
TelevisionI don't really watch T.V., I'm not sure why.
BooksToo numerous to mention here.
HeroesStephen Jay Gould, Mark Twain.
Groups: Archaeology , Anthropology, Trowel WizardsFreethinkers UnitedThe Confederation of Evil Geniuses

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     Matthew's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Salida, CA
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Education:Grad / professional school

   Matthew's Schools
University Of California-Santa Barbara
Santa Barbara, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Archaeology
 

2002 to Present
University Of California-Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1998
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Anthropology/history
 

1996 to 1998



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   Matthew's Blurbs
About me:
I'm an MA-level archaeologist working for an environmental compliance consulting firm. I play the guitar poorly, am a worse singer, my driving has often been criticized (but I'll show them, laugh at me will they?), and am over-worked and don't get enough sleep (which doesn't stop me from spending too much time procrastinating).
Who I'd like to meet:
Jimmy Hoffa, but he's dead. so, I'll settle for anyone who can put up their part of a good conversation.

   Matthew's Friend Space (Top 8)
Matthew has 52 friends.
 Dave Haaz-Baroque 


 Dj Jester Pezz 


 Nan C. 


 Kaylia 


 Aaron 


 kirin 


 John 


 Evan 





Matthew's Friends Comments
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Nan C.

Nan C.



Jan 22 2009 10:36 PM

are you turning japanese, turning japanese, turning japanese, i really think so?
Nan C.

Nan C.



Dec 22 2008 10:05 PM

Happy Festivus, Matt!
Nan C.

Nan C.



Nov 29 2008 12:04 AM

happy birthday Pictures, Images and Photos
Luke

Lucas Thompson



Nov 27 2008 8:14 PM

Happy Thanksgiving/Early Birthday! May your long weekend be just like a Norman Rockwell painting. (Well, not the one with the jock at the doctors office...one of the other paintings...)
Evan

Evan Davis



Nov 27 2008 3:13 AM

Yaul just freekay.
LAUREN

Lauren Johnson



Nov 26 2008 6:31 AM

Happy early birthday and Thanksgiving to! hope you are doing well.
Lauren
Kaylia

Kaylia Metcalfe



Aug 27 2008 10:25 PM

Photobucket
Nan C.

Nan C.



Aug 16 2008 4:00 AM

cat
more cat pictures
Annie

Annie



Aug 12 2008 3:37 AM

humorous pictures
more cat pictures
Kaylia

Kaylia Metcalfe



Jul 21 2008 7:54 PM

Is it true that there is always room for Jello?
Kaylia

Kaylia Metcalfe



Jul 7 2008 11:26 PM

Nan C.

Nan C.



Jun 26 2008 4:24 PM



MATT!!!!!

Kaylia

Kaylia Metcalfe



Jun 5 2008 4:05 PM

Go’in to San Benito
Ring-a-ding-ding
Surveying land,
That’s my thing, now
This land is hot, but the works gotta be done
Working all day out in the sun, now

Oh my name’s not Mac, its Matt with a T
Like the thing out front where you wipe your feet
Well its dog eat dog, cat eat cat
Matt style,
Boom like that

Now walking this track ain’t no fun
Got another two days ‘till I am done, now
And then I get it, wham
As clear as day
My pulse begins to hammer
And I hear a voice say
BLM has got it made
We do the work but who gets paid?
These techs out here have got the touch
They don’t bitch or complain too much
Wham, bam
Our clients can pay
And we’ll walk this land
Survey our way
We could start a team,
just the techs an’ me
Heck, every little thing
Oughtta be supreme

Oh my name’s not Mac, its Matt with a T
Like the stuff they partied with in ‘73
Well its dog eat dog, rat eat rat
Matt style,
Boom like that

You gentlemen
Ought to expand
But you’re gonna need a helping hand, now
So, gentlemen
Well what about me?
We’ll make a little bit of history, now


Oh my name’s not Mac, its Matt with a T
I ain’t got a brother, yeah its just me
Well its dog eat dog, lets trim the fat
Matt style,
Boom like that

Well we build it up
And I buy ‘em out
But man they make me
Pound it out
They have new techs and technology
But I have flair and masters degree,
They lobby now for the central coast
But we slick steal their clients
Like buttered toast
Well sometimes you gotta roll like an S.O.B.
To make a dream a reality
Competition?
Send ‘em east
Out to Nevada
And nice dry heat
California is the place to be
If you’re gonna study archeology


Cuz my name’s not Mac, its Matt with a T
I’ve said it three times, are you listen’ to me?
Well its dog eat dog, and a floppy hat
Matt style,
Boom like that



(This song is to the tune of Mark Knopfler’s Boom Like That)
Kaylia

Kaylia Metcalfe



May 22 2008 3:22 PM

RawkzOrz

RawkzOrz



May 18 2008 5:21 PM

Hey Matthew, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!




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Evan

Evan Davis



May 16 2008 9:42 PM

Get yo hands of my chitterlings!
Nan C.

Nan C.



May 13 2008 9:52 PM



HELLO THERE!!!!

Kaylia

Kaylia Metcalfe



Apr 14 2008 5:58 AM

38%

Kaylia

Kaylia Metcalfe



Apr 11 2008 2:14 AM

Kaylia

Kaylia Metcalfe



Apr 7 2008 4:49 PM

Nan C.

Nan C.



Apr 3 2008 9:24 PM



"naughty nympho schoolgirl dwarfs searching for hot man meat"
Coolest sentence EVER

Nan C.

Nan C.



Apr 3 2008 9:18 PM



Oh yeah, I'm definitely sticking it to the Gays....

♥Jazzballz♥

Jasmine Mitchell



Mar 28 2008 8:43 AM

Are you like me? Take my "Pet Peeves" Quiz to find out!
Steph

Steph



Mar 25 2008 5:19 PM

Did you know that your dedication and undying brotherly love for your favorite sister is measured in how often you comment on her myspace?

Just thought I should remind you.
♥Jazzballz♥

Jasmine Mitchell



Mar 17 2008 3:39 PM

Are you like me? Take my "Priorities in Life" Quiz to find out!
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