Britney stole my haircut!
Britney stole my haircut! I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere...

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27 years old
New York, NEW YORK
United States



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    Britney stole my haircut!'s Interests
Generalbooks, cooking, whiskey, Red Sox.
MusicOtis Redding. The Hold Steady.
MoviesBottle Rocket, Big Night, A Woman Under the Influence, Annie Hall, The Squid and the Whale, You Can Count on Me, Henry Fool, Paris,Texas, Badlands, Barcelona, Basquiat, All the Real Girls, Newsies.
TelevisionSopranos.
Books Grace Paley, Philip Roth, Saul Bellow, John Updike, James Salter, Raymond Carver, Chekhov, Virginia Woolf, James Joyce, Nabakov, Kafka, E.L. Doctorow, J.D. Salinger, Flaubert, Beckett, Ralph Ellison, Fitzgerald, Hermingway, Faulkner, Salman Rushdie, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Richard Ford, Denis Johnson, Roberto Bolano, Geoff Dyer, Michel Houllebecq, Sam Lipsyte, Stuart Dybek, Martin Amis, Frederick Exley, Thomas Bernhard, Joan Didion, Aleksandar Hemon, Junot Diaz, Barry Hannah, Flannery O'Conner, Haruki Murakami, George Saunders, Paul Beatty, Bruce Wagner, Jonathan Ames Christine Schutt, Anne Carson, Norman Mailer,Sam Shepard, Harold Pinter, David Mamet, Gary Shteyngart, Jonathan Lethem, Jonathan Wilson, Nick Hornby, Andre Dubus, Isaac Babel, Don Delillo,T.S. Eliot, Philip Larkin, Robert Lowell, John Berryman.
HeroesDavid Ortiz, Anthony Lane.
Groups: noah baumbachMike Leigh (& surviving after 08/19/99)Townes Van Zandt

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     Britney stole my haircut!'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Newton, MA
Body type:6' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:homemaker

   Britney stole my haircut!'s Schools
Columbia University In The City Of New York
New York, NY
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Fiction Writing
 

2006 to Present
Tufts University
Medford, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 2004
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: English
 

2000 to 2004
Newton South High
Newton Centre, MASSACHUSETTS
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 2000



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   Britney stole my haircut!'s Blurbs
About me:
I wear a bathrobe 6-8 hours a day. I drive a mini cooper, and like to bump Lauryn Hill, but am neither gay, british or black, though my father is one of the three. I really relate to Christina Applegate's character in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. I spend a lot of time at whole foods. It reminds me of the womb. If I wasn't Jewish I would be Catholic. Confession seems just like therapy, but cheaper. Update 9/10/06: I live in New York now, and no longer drive. I'm also wearing bathrobes less often, though though I expect that to change soon because I just bought a new soft flannel one at Target, and the weather's starting to get cold...
Who I'd like to meet:
Franny Glass and Zooey Deschanel.

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Britney stole my haircut!'s Friends Comments
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The Venerable Vinaya

The Venerable Vinaya



Nov 21 2008 7:49 PM

Wilson!!!!! Call me when your back in Boston! Hit Me Up when In Bean!
The Moviegoers

The Moviegoers



Nov 20 2008 8:06 PM

see you on the beach!
Cristina

Cristina



Sep 30 2008 4:25 AM

I second that emotion.
Sophie

Sophie



Feb 22 2008 7:31 PM

so what? we're both just gonna live in this city and not hang?

that's what's been going on... so i'm wonderin' what's gonna be going on...
mini mike

mini mike



Jan 5 2008 2:27 AM

send it!!! Happy new year!!! Tickets go on sale on the 16th. Let's talk soon!!!
Catfish

Catfish



Oct 24 2007 1:26 PM

yo wils,

hatsy is coming out to brooklyn this weekend. there's gonna be some raging parties in the lower east side and bed-stuy. come meet up.
Bend

Bend



Sep 17 2007 4:58 PM

Dude-

My band Refunct's playing at the Cantab this Saturday night. Plus, before and after party nearby. Come check it out!
Jonathan

Jonathan



Jul 23 2007 1:18 AM

you're gonna have to remind me the name of that author who wrote that book.
Claire

Claire



Jul 22 2007 3:23 AM

I'm back in New York and you should be too: Poconos vs. polygamy + Degrassi = no contest!
JasonKrugman

JasonKrugman



Jun 16 2007 2:06 PM

Wilson, what up? Hope ur having a good summer. We must party when i get back to NY in a few weeks. Are you on facebook? i tried to tag your ass but you we're not friends. :(

krugman
L-Kiz

L-Kiz



Jun 11 2007 7:29 PM

yoooo what did you think about last night?? I tried to text you last night and it didn't go through.
L-Kiz

L-Kiz



May 13 2007 5:12 PM

I just puked on jordan and lily's friends' floor. sweet.
William

William



Apr 30 2007 6:59 PM

Wilson man, how you been?
Lazy L

Lazy L



Apr 25 2007 5:06 PM

thanks wilson
how have you been?
how is school going?
havent seen you around the 'hood in a while
B-mash

B-mash



Apr 21 2007 12:48 AM

"Hey bro how you doing? Anything new today?" (Just going with the Atmoshphere them from below) Word, hope all is well in NYC, things are good out in LA, I'm enjoying myself, take it easy
tuftsheadclub

tuftsheadclub



Apr 20 2007 12:58 PM

Cristina

Cristina



Apr 16 2007 1:50 AM

Things need to happen yo!
Wikipedia Brown

James Yeh



Apr 7 2007 4:40 PM

yo dude, i got 69 love songs whenever you want to borrow it.
Alex

Alex



Apr 2 2007 2:17 AM

Tanks for the ad.
You found me. Did you finish the rest of the birthday cake Thursday?
Sarah

Sarah



Mar 26 2007 10:03 PM

oh wilson...such a long time it's been. i hope things are goin well for you, happy birthday!!!
Madame

Kate Harris



Mar 21 2007 4:09 AM

Writer, you might be able to sue Britney on emotional damage grounds. Her bald head is all over those candy magazines.
Joy

Joy



Mar 20 2007 10:50 PM

love the myspace name!
will be in NYC soon and wanna see ya!
xoxo
alisonkaymayer

alisonkaymayer



Mar 12 2007 11:04 PM

hey ... very nice to see you. sorry i was a big bummer. please forgive me :)
Donny Cheads

Donny Cheads



Mar 11 2007 12:50 AM

don't worry buddy, i'll call you back at some point...
i'm just waiting for the perfect time
Philthy

Philthy



Mar 6 2007 10:33 PM

Hey man...if you never fall down you'll never find your limits. Thinking about visiting this weekend (i'm off Thur - Sun). U got any thing going on? Should I do it?
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