snarf snarf

I love seeing you smile...in that dreamy, sexy, happy way. especially when you're about to rape me. repeatedly. hehe. I love you, my handsome prince! 

music. sexy. you make. titillate. with throbbing vibrations. and weird sounds. a magician. you are. with happiness. you are the happy magician. with robot. fingers on black and white thingies. play robot man. sing with fingers. hehe. kissssssssssssssssssssssss.

I miss you, my perfect man!!! can't wait to hear your sexy voice tonight!!! kissssssssssssssssssssss.

I don't know about you, baby, but I'm Sweet Pea'd out. all in favor of not volunteering next year, say FUCK THIS! hehe. at least we're getting extra uber helpings of tater pigs and fried twinkies, right? along with some ridiculously cold and rainy weather! what fun! but with all the cold and rain you'd think your allergies wouldn't be so bad. um, wrong. this is just another subtle reminder that we are not outdoorsy folk. we belong in our bed. completely naked. watching Flight of the Conchords and The Mighty Boosh and eating popcorn nonstop. fuck the outdoors. we'll be fucking indoors in happy nude bliss! kissssssssssssssssssssssssss.

"her vagine hang like wizard sleeve." hehe. kissssssssssssssssssssssssss.

thank you for exploring our pleasure chest today with me, baby! your choices of toys were exceptional. hehe. in spite of my illness and our slothy behavior, I think this weekend rocked! we've needed a weekend like this for a looooooooong time now. yay! I love you, my perfect only! kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

tonight was such an awesome night! thank you for the incredible date! when can we get together again? I realize it's kinda forward, but I couldn't keep myself from undressing you with my eyes. maybe it was the "I Wanna New Drug" song that was playing over our delicious sushi. isn't that such a great song?  well, anyway, I totally want to go all the way with you. is that too forward? hehe. what do you think? maybe? I'll keep my fingers crossed and my legs uncrossed. you totally know where to find me if you think you'd like to get..um....naked with me. hehe. kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

you are my savior. like jesus christ, but way cooler. cause when has that mofo ever bought me dinner and offered his shoulder for me to cry on. or consoled me and my guilt for buying a new camera. jesus is actually he one telling me it's a sin for buying such toys and being happy. why is jesus such a downer? gawd. what a loser. :) thank you for being so wonderful, baby. for all your support. for all your love. and all your penis. and for providing the much needed "lift and drop" whenever I ask. I love you, baby. you are my dream come true. kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. 

you're my heartthrob, baby! always and forever...always and forever.... hehe.

you are absolutely wonderful, my perfect only! thank you for staying so calm, cool, and fuckably fabulous during all this SW festival madness. I get so angry in my angry pants over this silliness. you are my guiding light. my rock. my pillar of steel. my heavenly savior. you are my jesus, baby. bless you, sweetie. bless you.  kisssssssssssssssssssssssss.

hehe. we were naughty, baby. I think the stuffed animals on the bed are still a little shook up from all the bouncing going on. mmmmm. more lunchtime sex please! you are amazing, my fuck lord. I eagerly await your return home from work. kisssssssssssssssssssssss. 

sex. on all fours. you are my heaven, baby. hehe. :) kisssssssssssssssssssss.