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  • Benedict Williams

  • 16 / Male
  • Nutopia, London and South East, UK
  • Last Login: 12/7/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Acting.
    Art.
    Beauty.
    Coca cola.
    Creativity.
    Doodling.
    Editing.
    Emotion.
    Film-making.
    Heavy hearts.
    Jazz.
    Love.
    Meditation.
    Music.
    Movies.
    Passion.
    People.
    Philosophy.
    Poetry.
    Souls.
    Surrealism.
    Writing.

  • Music

    The Beach Boys.
    The Beatles.
    Bright Eyes.
    Cat Stevens.
    Daniel Johnston.
    Devendra Banhart.
    The Dodos.
    Eels.
    Jeffrey Lewis.
    Jens Lekman.
    Jimi Hendrix.
    Jonathan Richman.
    Kimya Dawson.
    The Kinks.
    Nat King Cole.
    Nirvana.
    Pavement.
    Ravi Shankar.
    Raymond Scott.
    Skee-Lo.
    SoKo.
    The Unicorns.
    The Velvet Underground.
    Vincent Vincent And The Villains.
    The White Stripes.

  • Movies

    2001: A Space Odyssey.
    Annie Hall.
    Before Sunrise.
    Before Sunset.
    Being John Malkovich.
    Be Kind Rewind.
    The Breakfast Club.
    Brokeback Mountain.
    City Lights.
    De-Lovely.
    The Devil And Daniel Johnston.
    Duck Soup.
    Easy Rider.
    Edward Scissorhands.
    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
    Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
    Four Eyed Monsters.
    Garden State.
    Godzilla.
    The Graduate.
    Groundhog Day.
    Le Voyage Dans Le Lune.
    Lost In Translation.
    Man With a Movie Camera.
    The Meaning of Life.
    Midnight Cowboy.
    Psycho.
    Pulp Fiction.
    The Purple Rose of Cairo.
    Rear Window.
    Rejected.
    Singin' In The Rain.
    Sleeper.
    Signs.
    The Truman Show.
    Top Hat.
    The Wedding Singer.
    Wizard of Speed and Time.

  • Television

    Big Brother.
    Inside The Actor's Studio.
    Jonathan Ross.
    Jools Holland.
    Friends.
    The Mighty Boosh.
    Scrubs.
    The Simpsons.
    Skins.
    Spongebob Squarepants.

  • Books

    The Outsider.
    In Cold Blood.
    The Catcher In The Rye.
    The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
    The Book of Bunny Suicides...

  • Heroes

    Woody Allen.
    Tim Burton.
    Jim Carrey.
    Charlie Chaplin.
    Michel Gondry.
    Don Hertzfeldt.
    Alfred Hitchcock.
    Daniel Johnston.
    Buster Keaton.
    Groucho Marx.
    Georges Melies.
    Jonathan Ross.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: London
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Body type: 6' 0" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: Undecided
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Dreamer
  • Income: Less than $30,000

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About me:

Past the Coca Cola oceans...
And the Lampshade Trees...
Wading through the quicksand, slow sand, and medium paced sand...
Fighting off any Zippopotamuses that may attack along the way...
Until we finally arrive at the temple of The Great One.

Prince Benedict, meditating under a bright beam of light that seemed to shine only for him. We asked the beam and he confirmed this statement: "I only shine for The Great One, without him I would be nothing, everything would be nothing".

It is said that when Prince Benedict speaks the people of his kingdom weep. And when the people of his kingdom weep, Prince Benedict weeps. And when Prince Benedict weeps, he weeps maple syrup tears.

"Life is sad" he says. "But that's okay, my tears are delicious".

Who I'd like to meet:

Gautama Buddha

Truth Box

Comments

Displaying 25 of 1099 comments
  • M3M1™

    Apr 25 2009 7:01 PM

    Good bye, Ben.
  • Frankie.

    Apr 18 2009 9:25 PM

    A 2008 report by the Cambridge-based Primary Review found that Steiner/Waldorf schools achieved superior academic results to English state schools.


    ''You don't go to a proper school''.
    Oh really?

  • Frankie.

    Apr 16 2009 6:07 PM

    HAHA!
  • Frankie.

    Apr 8 2009 11:28 AM

    I'm catching up!
  • Geeee [:

    Apr 4 2009 8:46 AM

    heeeeey (:
    im going on holiday in a few hours,
    sooooo i thought id say bye on here coz i dont have your number and youre not on msn!! :[

    so yeahh ill be back on the 17th and ill talk to you then ;D
    have a fun easter :]]

    xxxxxxxx
  • Mbee♥Morgan Ellisse

    Apr 4 2009 12:39 AM

    hello gorgeous.. i miss you. i have lots to tell you.

    whats ur msn again?
    mine went spazzy.

    love you.


    x
  • Geeee [:

    Apr 2 2009 4:58 PM

    haha yeee
    probably me (:
    its amazing. and we have good seats. we = me and lauren.
    haha ;D
    should be greaaaaaaat.

    its in november though. *sigh*. such a wait.


    xxxxx
  • Geeee [:

    Apr 2 2009 4:50 PM

    looool!
    hes like the best comedian EVERRR ¬¬
    go google him.


    right now.


    GO.
  • Geeee [:

    Apr 2 2009 4:41 PM

    haha ;D
    i love the good days.


    todays been an allright day (:
    omg i got tickets to see michael mcintyre! :D hehe

    xxxx
  • Geeee [:

    Apr 1 2009 6:33 PM

    haha ;]]

    had a good day??

    xxxxxx
  • Geeee [:

    Mar 31 2009 11:07 PM

    awww yay im not fat haha :]
    lmaooo! i have a bf, love
    so no kissing me haha
    :D

    xxxxx
  • Georgie Can't Fly Georgie Hardy

    Mar 31 2009 9:28 PM

    Heyyy (:

    Thanking you for the add :D
    How are youuu?

    x
  • Geeee [:

    Mar 31 2009 5:47 PM

    lmaooo
    'something terrible' mhmmm.

    i.e. you telling me i look fat O.o hahaaa.


    and if you kissed my injection better, eeeek
    youd catch like 93895483 diseases :]]
  • Geeee [:

    Mar 31 2009 5:39 PM

    haha i love the little poem (:
    and i so would slap you if you did something terrible

    argh i had my MMR injection a few minutes ago =/
    i cant feel my whole arm :/ its all numb
    eeeeeeeek

    xxxx
  • Geeee [:

    Mar 31 2009 3:08 PM

    all the ladies wanted a man, and this man's name was Ben,
    he was funnier, smarter, and better looking than all the other men,
    gertruda wanted him the most, she just could not resist,
    and if she couldn’t get him, she might cut her wrist.


    he wanted her alive, so he took her on a date,
    and somehow she turned out so witty and great,
    he was so charmed he had to take her back to his place,
    but he made a false move and she slapped him round the face.


    pure talent right there (:
    "you're a poet, you don't know it" :]]

    xxxxxx
  • CarolefaceCarole Monk

    Mar 28 2009 9:32 PM

    Bennnnnnn :)
    How are you?
    I totally just thought id leave you a comment.

    Because im nice like that
    (:
    Loovveeee
    xxxxx
  • H!

    Mar 24 2009 4:20 PM

    aw, hope you feel better soon. what kinda sick? i haven't really been the same since saturday, i think i killed a few brain cells necking whisky, of all things. and i have so much stuff going on at school i'm about to go insane.
    are you going to meet me and saf in london then?
  • Geeee [:

    Mar 22 2009 1:52 PM

    pretty awful? :O
    well thats not coooool, cheer up and get well soon :]]

    haha, when do you intend on becoming a mother?? haha

    and im gooood
    doing english coursework,
    so unless shakespearian sonnets cheer you up
    im not in a position to cheer you up haha

    xxxxx
  • Geeee [:

    Mar 22 2009 1:26 PM

    hellooooo you (:
    howareyouuu this mothers day?? ;D

    xxxxxx
  • H!

    Mar 15 2009 7:14 PM

    well, hello again, how are you? i should haved added you ages ago, sorry about that. i'm not all in the land of the sober atm so sorry about that too. saffy tells me you read asofterworld, i have actually never met anyone else, i love it.
    x
  • Geeee [:

    Mar 14 2009 9:25 PM

    heyyy stranger ;]
    how youu doiinnnnnnn??

    x
  • BriiiiiBridie Kelly

    Mar 8 2009 9:42 PM

    ahhh get in ;)


    ahh i havent heard of any of those bandss
    have a look at hey monday or kids in glass houses
    there brilliant!!!!
    :)
    anything mate.

    how was the weekend for youu??
    x
  • BriiiiiBridie Kelly

    Mar 8 2009 9:29 PM

    i have missed youuu and ur chitchatt..
    im alright thannk youuu



    oooo what music did you download mate
    sorry it took me ages to message you backk :/
    coursework and all thatt.

    and internet sodding up i forget these thingss.

    xxx
  • BriiiiiBridie Kelly

    Mar 1 2009 4:03 PM

    heyyyy
    havent spoken to you in agess!
    how are youu?
    xx
  • Frankie.

    Feb 26 2009 8:32 PM

    Why has Ben been replaced by a kinky forty year old man? and I'm going to dress as Alice for school, gutted.