About me: Hi boys and girls! I'm Sarah Beeny of Property Ladder fame! Check out my new series on Wednesdays on Channel 4 at 8pm. If there's one bit of advice I could offer people taking on their own project it would be to give the builders sexual favours to get that extra special finish that young professionals love. I like to take my builders round the back. Didn't earn my millions by giving the builders cups of tea! And I didn't get the nickname 'Slutty Slut' at school for nothing! Grr! Watch how I sneer and laugh as fools who ignore my expert advice loose thousands of pounds! Also see if you can count how many times my hair style and colour change in the same episode. Don't bother with my Streets Ahead programme though cos that was crap.
***You may have noticed my rival Kirstie Allsopp from that boring-as-shite programme Location...whatever, has set up a pathetic myspace profile blasting me. I'm not bothered Allsopp. You can never even dream of reaching my level of success, fame and beauty!!! I have men constantly lusting after me and my body and was even rated in the top ten women fathers would like their son's to date.***
My arch nemesis:
Looking for a date? Why not try my online dating service www.mysinglefriend.com - 'Bringing Sluts Togther'
If you look carefully you can see my knickers:
Who I'd like to meet: Builders, brickies, plumbers, labourers, electricians...
Lol! Ok hes gonna add you,..and Im off the weekend of ur party so we are coming for sure! yay! And Ill let you know after Saturday what I work next week! i been doing good with those paid survey things i found online. its doing alright, about an extra 300 a week, and not too much work. just answering questions and stuff online. anyways, you should try it, it seriously so easy:
Girls are lying when they say that size does not matter. I got proof... OK so just a little heads up here. My Best friend Pete has been getting lots of women all of a sudden after not having a girlfriend for the pas two years. I asked if he was hypnotizing them or something, so he told his little secret. He has been taking the enlargement pills from www.Wuviha.com They made his little member grow to almost double the size in two months and it's still growing. I thought he was joking around so I investigated a little and sure enough I found nine bottles of the pills under his bed and to top it off, both his brothers are now taking them too. I don't know, but I am thinking of buying them for Devon. I know it sound shallow, but after seeing the results, it's hard not to. I am living proof that these pills workand have seen it with my own eyes. It is almost unbelievable that a simple pill taken twice a day can make your thing so thick and longer, but it does work ! Best of all www.Wuviha.com guarantees that the pills will work on ANY MAN or they give you whatever you paid right back. It is their word in stone, they made these things work and back them by such a no risk guaranteee. Don't waste any more time, go order some for yourself and see!!! www.Wuviha.com
hey my friend saw your profile and thinks you look hot! she is new to myspace but wants to chat with you on msn messenger her name on there is emily86gold@hotmail.com
Wilfy Williams announces his first solo gig supporting the world famous Alabama3 at Dirty South in London on Saturday 22nd December 2007. Alabama3 are the best live band in the country(The Guardian) who wrote Woke Up This Morning, theme tune to the hit show The Sopranos.
With Wilfy supporting its sure to be a night to remember. The Pompey Busker is a man on a mission to put English music back where it belongs at the pinnacle of the music world. He’s been attracting support from some of the most influential and talented people in the business. With his genius lyrics and epic guitar solos, the demos on myspace offer a solid, if minimal glimpse of the entertainer and performer that is Wilfy Williams.
You may remember Wilfy Williams from such previous songwriting favourites as:
STAR IN THE CROWD(Daily) THE WHO(Daily) ADAMANT(The Fret) A DIFFERENT SOUND(The Fret) &More Recently A NEW BEGINNING(Wilfy Williams).
His new tune HEAVEN THROUGH YOUR EYES was recorded with his friend and mentor Phil Owen(old school Pompey Busker) who has passed his ‘hat’ and his wisdom on to Wilfy. The song is available to download for free only on myspace.
