Alfred

About me:

.. Recently I’ve toured a houseboat, winked at a hooker (in Amsterdam), built a space station (for halloween), eaten spam, drank beer in a garden in Germany, replaced a windshield, presented a room design to Vern Yip, x-rayed a calculator, reconnected with old friends, wore a mascot costume in a parade, started writing my memoirs, turned pages for a gifted pianist, stayed in a sketchy motel, saw Tori in concert for the 14th time, took too many trains, gave a presentation to 400 scientists, bought an Xbox360, drove 4 hours to get to an Ikea, and laughed with friends over pear martinis.