All things film and music. I also like to randomly speak out without being spoken to. That gets me in a lot of trouble. Plus it scares all the women away.
Music
Peter Gabriel, Galactic Cowboys, Meat Puppets, Slayer, Frank Zappa, Sevendust, Demon Hunter, Mortal, Anthrax, Shadowfax, Throwdown, Bad Brains, King's X, Presidents of the United States, and many, many more.
Movies
The list is too long. But I have to at least mention Citizen Kane and Head.
This is for Dave Stevens. Helmet up! R.I.P.
Television
TV? What's a TV? Is that the magic thing where pictures and sound come out of feeding me lies every minute of every day. I love that manipulative junk.
I don't know what to say-It all comes out wrong in the end. I don't know what to say-It's always hard to find a friend. I don't know what to say-It all comes out wrong in the end. I don't know what to say-It all comes out gooba, gooba, gooba.
A LIST OF THINGS NOT TO DO.
1. Never tease an alligator.
2. Never give Lucy the football.
3. Never play the accordian.
4. Never say, "That's cool!", to a group of angry Eskimos.
5. Never golf naked.
6. Never bring your grandmother to a Slayer show.
7. Never admit that you can quote any movie by heart.
8. Never go ghost hunting during the day.
9. Never jump on the field and yell "time out" during any professional sporting event.
10. And never ever, and I mean ever, say "BINGO" at a private art auction.
Even though I sound reasonably sane, my other personality is telling me I'm long-winded and that I need to shut up. I really can't argue with him because he always wins the argument unless he's eating something. If he is, then I proceed to tell him what a jerk he is, and how he never folds the towels correctly nor does he put the toilet seat down. After he stops eating, he tells me that I need to stop being such an idiot. I respond by leaving the room, but since he's me, he always follows me around. I hate it when that happens. Don't you?
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"The future knocked on my door, but I was watching TV."-Ben Huggins
Come on and scream into it. You know you want to.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GIGGLESNORT?
Who I'd like to meet:
a group of talking doughnuts that do not wish to carry on long conversations, but respond in short answers such as "yes", "no", or "please leave me alone because I'm trying to have breakfast". That would be the doughnut I'd like to meet. And then after a short but lengthy conversation, I would proceed to eat it alive. Would he let me? Of course, he's a doughnut. That's his job.
Of course after I eat the doughnuts, I'd like to sit down with some interesting people and discuss politics, religion, and why I can't get a good haircut. Not necessarily in that order.
On a side note, make sure the doughnuts are standard glaze because when they try to talk it comes out kind of muddy if they have any other toppings on them.
This is an introduction Of what it means to be me This is an introduction my last chance to be free.
I know it's green, but I still see yellow.
Doubt and misconceptions are curious fellows.-Optimum
Rock stars on heroin. . who's to blame for letting them in.
They we're cool when they were poor.
Now they're just rich druggies on horse.-Mike Knott
I want a place where the kids don't scream
and being a millionaire don't mean a thing.
A place where the towns are round
and you can find it in the lost and found.
I think I misplaced it. But I'm sure I found it. Could be I questioned it. But now I call it home.
It all comes down to this. Some things I cannot say. It all comes down to this. I love all your ways.
Thanks for having me as a myspace friend...I really need your help.I'm Nominated for the QC awards and I need your Vote..Please go to www.queencityawards.com enter site click on nomination,scroll down to Country Artist (Male) and please throw me your vote.. Promoted by Missongwriter Promotions NOW BOOKING 2010 South Carolina ,North Carolina,Virginia,Georgia,Tennessee Call 843-450-0171 for submission details and requirements
I'm nominated for a Carolina Music Award for Country Male Vovalist and I need your help!!Please Click on Banner for a direct Link to Vote.!!
Hey Just dropping in to say hello, and thanks so much for having me as a myspace friend and let you know about my next shows.I hope to see you at a show soon. Jul 10 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier Jul 11 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier Jul 25 8:P KOA KOUNTRY KAMPER ROUND-UP MB SC Jul 31 9:P Myrtle Beach House Of Blues Jeffrey Allen Edwards Free Tickets to Jeffrey Allen Fans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aug 8 8:P TBA Carolina Entertainment Complex MotoJam Aug 14 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier Aug 15 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier.
Hey Just dropping in to say hello and let you know about my Next Show April 25th at The Carolina Entertainment Complex in Marion SC. 1548 Hwy 501 south There will be a ton of great events fpr all ages and B-E-E-R!!!Cowgirls!!!!Cowboys!!!Horse races!!!Venders!!! Just $ 3 to get and just $5 to attend the after party with me and my band Southern Blue and Kaorake fun with Dj Ray ray. Camping available Click on Banner below for a direct link or call 843-617-3344 or 843-464-0693 Drop me a line anytime. Jeff For more info on my next show click banner for a direct link to concert venue.
Hey I just wanted to say hello..I hope alls well Stop in check out a song or video and leave me a comment. Next Show April 4th at The Carolina Entertainment Complex in Marion SC Tickets just $10 plus taxes and fees Camping Availible For Tickets Goto www.entertaincarolina.com or call 843-423-0077 I'm 21th in the Myspace Country Charts!! Drop me a line anytime. Jeff My band is Southern Blue Here's the Commercial for our next show. Paws To The Rescue Concert for The Animal Shelter
Hey Just just stop by to let you about our show Sat Nov 15th at The Myrtle Beach House Of Blues with Country Music Icon DAVID ALLAN COE.Just click on this banner for a direct link to the HOB Box Office. or Call 843-272-3000 and get your tickets now for one of the wildest shows of the year.Jeffrey Allen & Southern Blue Country Giant DAVID ALLAN COE.
Hey Yall I'm out doing a little self promotion this week and I NEED YOUR HELP.I think as of today I'm 59 in the ACC October Charts. Please click on my song Son Of The South On the ACC Our stage Music Player. Go check out there site you'll love all the great talent.Also while I'm taking a little break to write and self promote I need yall to help me fill out the calender so click on the Demand Southern Blue and well come to your town soon.I hope you enjoy.
As I have said we do not have the funds of other acts so we rely on our great fans and freinds to help us out,and you have never let us down.Thanks!!! Jeffrey Allen Edwards Southern Blue ............
Havent talked to you in a long time... How yah been? Me just going on in life, working, taking care of the kids, and taking care of our house. When are you coming back to IL? We need to get together for another Family reunion!
Hey I hope all is well with you.Just stopped in to let you know I've made some changes to the site.I hope you enjoy the site. I wrote,arranged and produced all the songs on this site. Please check out a song ,watch a video and leave me a voice or message comment on what you think about the site.Plesae use the Demand Southern Blue feature and bring our band to your town.Drop me a line anytime.I answer all my mail.Here's my shows near you. Oct 4th Koa Myrtle Beach SC Oct 9th Columbus County Fair NC Oct 11th Marion SC Oct 17th Private Party Conway SC Oct 18 Pleasant View 4x4 w/COLT FORD Hope to see you at a show soon. Jeffrey Allen Edwards
HEY YALL bring your bike and enjoy the Myrtle Beach Area.Sat Oct 4th well be at te Koa Fall Bike Rally at 5th ave S in Myrtle Beach SC from 6pm-10pm.$ 10 gets you in but I just found out for those who want to stay at the KOA you get to see the show for free and a %10 off your accomidation if you mention this promo.For info call 1-800-562-7790 ask for John for the discont!!!Things are booking fast. Great People,Great Kamping,Great Bikers and great Music.
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Oct 18th Bash For the Cash at The Pleasant View 4x4 with $10 race and show with COLT FORD, SOUTHERN BLUE & Lauren Briant.
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Oct 28 2009 12:17 AM
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South Carolina ,North Carolina,Virginia,Georgia,Tennessee
Call 843-450-0171 for submission details and requirements
Oct 17 2009 5:57 PM
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Oct 6 2009 6:45 PM
Here's the 411 on my next BIG Show!! October 10th Mudflap & Mattie's.. 6th Anniversary Party... Mud and Music.... October 10th Starring Rhett Akins with special guests Fast Ryde, Me Jeffery Allen Edwards and the Pee Dee' Favorite Band Sideswipe. General Admission $15.00 for one day $20.00 for 2 days Kids 12 and under free ADVANCE PURCHASE ONLY $20.00 (tax & ticketing fee included) gets you a 2 day pass for the races and a reserved seat.
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Here's the 411 on our next BIG Show!! October 10th & 11th... Eagle 92.2 Presents Mudflap & Mattie's.. 6th Anniversary Party... Mud and Music.... October 10th Starring Rhett Akins with special guests Fast Ryde, Me Jeffery Allen Edwards and the Pee Dee' own Sideswiped.!! General Admission $15.00 for one day $20.00 for 2 days Kids 12 and under free with General Admission ticket ONLY! ADVANCE PURCHASE ONLY $20.00 (tax & ticketing fee included) gets you a 2 day pass for the races and a reserved seat
For Tickets go to
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entertaincarolina.com
or call 843-423-0077
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Jul 29 2009 10:05 PM
CLICK BANNER FOR A DIRECT LINK TO www.carolinamusicwards.com
Jul 31 9:P Myrtle Beach House Of Blues Jeffrey Allen Edwards Fan Appeciation Show info call 843-272-3000
Aug 8 8:P TBA
Aug 14 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier
Aug 15 9:P Carolina Music Awards
Jul 6 2009 8:45 PM
Hey Just dropping in to say hello, and thanks so much for having me as a myspace friend and let you know about my next shows.I hope to see you at a show soon.
Jul 10 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier
Jul 11 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier
Jul 25 8:P KOA KOUNTRY KAMPER ROUND-UP MB SC
Jul 31 9:P Myrtle Beach House Of Blues Jeffrey Allen Edwards Free Tickets to Jeffrey Allen Fans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 8 8:P TBA Carolina Entertainment Complex MotoJam
Aug 14 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier
Aug 15 9:P Garden City Pier out over the ocean on the end of the pier.
Jul 2 2009 2:34 AM
May 11 2009 1:29 AM
Apr 18 2009 2:33 AM
Next Show April 25th at The Carolina Entertainment Complex in Marion SC. 1548 Hwy 501 south
There will be a ton of great events fpr all ages and
B-E-E-R!!!Cowgirls!!!!Cowboys!!!Horse races!!!Venders!!!
Just $ 3 to get and just $5 to attend the after party with me and my band Southern Blue and Kaorake fun with Dj Ray ray.
Camping available Click on Banner below for a direct link or call 843-617-3344 or 843-464-0693
Drop me a line anytime.
Jeff
For more info on my next show click banner for a direct link to concert venue.
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Mar 31 2009 12:59 PM
Stop in check out a song or video and leave me a comment.
Next Show April 4th at The Carolina Entertainment Complex in Marion SC
Tickets just $10 plus taxes and fees
Camping Availible
For Tickets Goto www.entertaincarolina.com
or call 843-423-0077
I'm 21th in the Myspace Country Charts!!
Drop me a line anytime.
Jeff
My band is Southern Blue Here's the Commercial for our next show.
Paws To The Rescue Concert for The Animal Shelter
Jan 12 2009 11:23 PM
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As I have said we do not have the funds of other acts so we rely on our great fans and freinds to help us out,and you have never let us down.Thanks!!!
Jeffrey Allen Edwards
Southern Blue
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Oct 5 2008 4:45 AM
Havent talked to you in a long time... How yah been? Me just going on in life, working, taking care of the kids, and taking care of our house. When are you coming back to IL? We need to get together for another Family reunion!
Oct 2 2008 4:08 PM
Please check out a song ,watch a video and leave me a voice or message comment on what you think about the site.Plesae use the Demand Southern Blue feature and bring our band to your town.Drop me a line anytime.I answer all my mail.Here's my shows near you.
Oct 4th Koa Myrtle Beach SC
Oct 9th Columbus County Fair NC
Oct 11th Marion SC
Oct 17th Private Party Conway SC
Oct 18 Pleasant View 4x4 w/COLT FORD
Hope to see you at a show soon.
Jeffrey Allen Edwards
HEY YALL bring your bike and enjoy the Myrtle Beach Area.Sat Oct 4th well be at te Koa Fall Bike Rally at 5th ave S in Myrtle Beach SC
from 6pm-10pm.$ 10 gets you in but I just found out for those who want to stay at the KOA you get to see the show for free and a %10 off your accomidation if you mention this promo.For info call 1-800-562-7790 ask for John for the discont!!!Things are booking fast.
Great People,Great Kamping,Great Bikers and great Music.
.
Oct 18th Bash For the Cash at The Pleasant View 4x4 with $10 race and show with COLT FORD, SOUTHERN BLUE & Lauren Briant.
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Jul 3 2008 7:59 PM
I'm bored. I should go get a job...
Jun 8 2008 6:45 PM
I miss you guys btw!!!!