Eck

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  • Eck

  • 40 / Male
  • MYRTLE BEACH, South Carolina, US
  • Last Login: 11/27/2009

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Interests

  • General

    All things film and music. I also like to randomly speak out without being spoken to. That gets me in a lot of trouble. Plus it scares all the women away.
  • Music

    Peter Gabriel, Galactic Cowboys, Meat Puppets, Slayer, Frank Zappa, Sevendust, Demon Hunter, Mortal, Anthrax, Shadowfax, Throwdown, Bad Brains, King's X, Presidents of the United States, and many, many more.
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  • Movies

    The list is too long. But I have to at least mention Citizen Kane and Head.

    This is for Dave Stevens. Helmet up! R.I.P.

    Rocketeer!
  • Television

    TV? What's a TV? Is that the magic thing where pictures and sound come out of feeding me lies every minute of every day. I love that manipulative junk.
  • Books

    Anything by King, Shakespeare, Poe, or Moore.

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    I don't know what to say-It all comes out wrong in the end.
    I don't know what to say-It's always hard to find a friend.
    I don't know what to say-It all comes out wrong in the end.
    I don't know what to say-It all comes out gooba, gooba, gooba.



    A LIST OF THINGS NOT TO DO.

    1. Never tease an alligator.

    2. Never give Lucy the football.

    3. Never play the accordian.

    4. Never say, "That's cool!", to a group of angry Eskimos.

    5. Never golf naked.

    6. Never bring your grandmother to a Slayer show.

    7. Never admit that you can quote any movie by heart.

    8. Never go ghost hunting during the day.

    9. Never jump on the field and yell "time out" during any professional sporting event.

    10. And never ever, and I mean ever, say "BINGO" at a private art auction.



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    This earth is corroding as I watch it die.
    This structure fails. This structure lies.
    As I touch this ground in motion, all I ask is why.

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    Death metal britany spears
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    Halloween


    Remember. . .the pies are watching you.


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    Could it be that I tried
    Could it be that I didn't have the solutions for this.
    Could it be I failed.
    But knowing this will release this side of me.




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    If you haven't seen this, you need to.
    Touch of evil

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    Blues Brothers

    Chet was a psycho, but he's still the man. chet baker

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  • Heroes

    God. . .everyone else lets me down.

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Friends
  • Hometown: Everywhere
  • Ethnicity: Native American
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke: No
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: Balloon Popper/video production

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About me:

Even though I sound reasonably sane, my other personality is telling me I'm long-winded and that I need to shut up. I really can't argue with him because he always wins the argument unless he's eating something. If he is, then I proceed to tell him what a jerk he is, and how he never folds the towels correctly nor does he put the toilet seat down. After he stops eating, he tells me that I need to stop being such an idiot. I respond by leaving the room, but since he's me, he always follows me around. I hate it when that happens. Don't you?

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"The future knocked on my door, but I was watching TV."-Ben Huggins

don't mess with the family

Come on and scream into it. You know you want to.
Uhm. . .it's a microphone

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GIGGLESNORT?

Who I'd like to meet:

a group of talking doughnuts that do not wish to carry on long conversations, but respond in short answers such as "yes", "no", or "please leave me alone because I'm trying to have breakfast". That would be the doughnut I'd like to meet. And then after a short but lengthy conversation, I would proceed to eat it alive. Would he let me? Of course, he's a doughnut. That's his job.

Of course after I eat the doughnuts, I'd like to sit down with some interesting people and discuss politics, religion, and why I can't get a good haircut. Not necessarily in that order.

On a side note, make sure the doughnuts are standard glaze because when they try to talk it comes out kind of muddy if they have any other toppings on them.

This is an introduction
Of what it means to be me
This is an introduction
my last chance to be free.

I know it's green, but I still see yellow.
Doubt and misconceptions are curious fellows.-Optimum

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Rock stars on heroin. . who's to blame for letting them in. They we're cool when they were poor. Now they're just rich druggies on horse.-Mike Knott







I want a place where the kids don't scream
and being a millionaire don't mean a thing.
A place where the towns are round
and you can find it in the lost and found.

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I think I misplaced it.
But I'm sure I found it.
Could be I questioned it.
But now I call it home.

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It all comes down to this.
Some things I cannot say.
It all comes down to this.
I love all your ways.

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