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Influences
ONE TIME I SAW A GIRL TAKE A SHIT IN A GUYS MOUTH ON THE INTERNET. THAT MOMENT AND A MOVIE CALLED "A CLOCKWORK ORANGE" IS BASICALLY WHAT MADE ME THE SEXY SUPERVILLAIN I AM TODAY.
i hate jesus, i hate jesus, i hate jesus, jesus sucks!
ok, i really dont hate jesus. the dirty little bass-turd doesnt even exist. IM ACTUALLY A REALLY SMART YOUNG MAN WITH A VERY VIVID AND WILD IMAGINATION. I JUST SEEMED TO BE HAVING A 32 YEAR LONG "NIGGA MOMENT". i can BEAT anyones ass in any video game and or comic book trivia.
DISPITE THE FACT MY DADDY IS ON CRACK. (OVER 60 AND STILL SUCKING DICK FOR ROCKS, HE'S HAVING 60 YEAR LONG "NIGGA MOMENT") i still made it out of the ghetto and i've been all around the world. I'VE BEEN TO AUSTRALIA (2 TIMES), JAPAN (2 TIMES), ENGLAND (2 TIMES), CANADA (2 TIMES), ITALY, FRANCE, HOLLAND(2 TIMES), AND GUAM. smoking and drinking have no influence on me. I HAVE NEVER EVEN HAD A TASTE OF ALCOHOL AND I HAVE NEVER EVER SMOKED ANYTHING! im rick james bitch!
YODA INFLUENCES ME. COMICBOOKS INFLUENCE ME. CARTOONS INFLUENCE ME. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INFLUENCES ME. AND CREAM OF WHEAT. THOSE ARE ALL OF MY INFLUENCES. P.S stay away from "NIGGA MOMENTS" because we could all be reading a book right now. BIG SHOUT OUT TO "HOWARD STERN"!!!
Sounds Like
THIS CRACK HOE LOVES MY CD...I BOUGHT HER FOOD IN ARIZONA BECAUSE SHE WAS HOMELESS, UNDERAGED AND ON CRACK. SEE IM NOT A TOTAL ASSWHIPE....I CARE ABOUT SOME CITIZENS...HAHAHA...WHO AM I KIDDING...I ONLY HELPED HER OUT BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD GET SOME QUICK SEX IN THE JACK IN THE BOX BATHROOM....I DIDNT DO IT THOUGH....THE BEING ON CRACK AND UNDERAGE THING IS KIND OF A TURN OFF.....YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH...ITS BEEN A WHILE...MAYBE SHE ISNT UNDERAGE ANYMORE.....HHMMM...IF ANYONE KNOWS THIS CRACK HOE...PLEASE GIVE HER MY PHONE NUMBER...ITS 1-619-328-6154...I AM SINGLE NOW AND I CAN OVERLOOK THE WHOLE..."I SUCK DICK FOR CRACK" THING....I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING..."DAMN NOMAD YOUR SO DESPERATE YOU'D FUCK A CRACK WHORE?"......WELL, YES I WOULD...IM SO SICK OF MASTURBATING TO GIRLS IN MY FRIENDS SECTION ON MYSPACE...THEY NEVER REALLY CHANGE THEIR PICTURES SO IT TAKES LONGER TO CUM EACH TIME...SO HERE'S HOW YOU CAN HELP OUT "GRANPA NOMAD".....EITHER FIND THIS CRACK HOE...OR CHANGE YOUR PICTURES MORE OFTEN.....THANK YOU CITIZENS...I LOVE YOU ALL..EXCEPT THOSE OF YOU I HATE....
ACTUAL CRACK PIPE NEXT TO MY CD....SO YOU CAN TELL BOTH OF THEM ARE DOPE...
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......THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS!!!
A WOMAN WHO DOESNT SMOKE, DOESNT DRINK, LIKES COMIC BOOKS, LIKES VIDEO GAMES, IS INTELLIGENT, HAS PRETTY FEET, HAS A NICE BODY, CAN MAKE GOOD SPAGETTI, SWALLOWS, WILL LET ME LICK HER BUTT CRACK, WILL LICK MY BUTT CRACK, WANTS TO TRAVEL, HATES PEOPLE, LOVES MOVIES, KNOWS WHO UNICRON IS, WANTS TO HAVE SEX AT LEAST 3 TIMES DAILY, CAN HANDLE MY COCK IN WEIRD PLACES, DOESNT MIND ME THINKING ABOUT HER MOM WHILE IM HAVING SEX WITH HER, (BONUS POINTS IF YOU LET ME CALL YOU YOUR MOMS NAME.) LIKES TO TRAVEL, AND HAS COMMON SENSE. THATS THE KIND OF GIRL I NEED IN MY LIFE AND UNTIL I FIND HER I GUESS I'LL JUST JACK OFF AND HUMP FAT WHITE CHICKS. ITS A SAD LIFE REALLY BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT. P.S FUCK ALL MY EX GIRLFRIENDS. I HOPE YOU ALL GET AIDS IN YOUR EYEBALLS AND DIE. I HOPE A ONE LEGGED DOG HUMPS YOUR DEAD CORPSE AFTER YOU COMMIT SUICIDE FROM BEING A DEPPRESSING TURD.
Imagine youre born into a race of ass wipes that wake up every morning and work as a paid slave for eight hours or more. Imagine your only joy in your turd of a life is that you get your morning coffee. Imagine you walk around saying stupid shit like not another Monday or happy Friday. Imagine you spend your free time gossiping about other peoples misgivings and your bullshit slave ranking in the corporate field. Imagine you meet another equally useless piece of human waste that you fall in love with and marry.
Imagine you spawn idiot half copies of yourself that spend their youth drinking, smoking, fucking and doing all the stupid shit you did as a child. Imagine you get old and your balls sag or your breasts hang low. Imagine you look back at your hundred years and think to yourself............. I fucked up.........
Imagine..........
And you bass-turds call me crazy.
Im trying to tear this motherfucker down one intelligent thought at a time.
SPECIAL NOTE!
All you fake ass Paris Hilton look-alike bitches that wont dance with a nigga in the club........fuck you........guess what?........your future sucks...........its filled with piss stained diapers, wrinkled skin, and uncontrolled pooping........thats finedont talk to me........dont dance with me..........one day youll be old........i got time........i can wait like a spider..........when your old and rotting youll call me and Ill come over and bang you.........then Ill post your younger picture on my myspace page and brag about it..........and yes that is me giving Ronald McDonald a blow job........I always wanted to do that since I was a kid
THE REALIST PEOPLE I KNOW
we are not you...we are against you...we have very little need for your world
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"SECOND CLASS HERO" AND "STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY"....SOME OF THE BEST AND FUNNIEST INTERLUDES YOUR EVER GONNA HEAR ON A RAP CD!!!
I haven't been by in a while. Hi! I've just about gotten my album finished. I think it's going to be better than the first one! I haven't been playing out much thanks to the studio, but I have some shows and stuff coming up. Also new shirts! What have you been doing?
Hey thanksgiving, take this! A song written by my old group Bluntsworth four or five years ago.
"Gravy On My Tateys"
Crappy sound quality back then, ouch! The songwriting is still there though I think. What do you think, is it a new classic holiday song?
Hey buddy! Yeah, I've been back in SD for like 2 years now! Yeah, I know, I totally suck at keeping in touch! You can smack me upside my head! I'm just working 2 jobs....im project coordinator for a marble and granite contracting company and i do order entry for Time Warner. I live with my bf in La Mesa. Are you still in the same place in El Cajon. Yeah we should hang one of these times. 619-322-5563
SAME HERE MY NUM IS N THERE IF U WANT TO TALK OR TXT SOMETIME DEPENDING ON MY HEALTH IM WANTING TO COME OUT AND VISIT IN DECEMBER WANTING TO SEE EVERYONE I USED TO HANG WITH MISSING EVERYONE
OMG long time no talk.... im supprised that you were not told ... I had a stroke in feb/march I had to go back to Iowa... I have been doing really bad anymore... on the 28th of Aug I was having the same symptoms so my dr told me to go to Er about an hour after I got there I started having siezures for 4 hours now they cant figure out what is going on I was told by the drs i cant work tht is the part that really sucks... r u on fb def add me fb.com/vandervegte i keep that more updated than this hope to hear from you soon
