Getting Drunk, Listening to music and playing music (like a legend), Cycling in the counrtyside, cycling in the countryside drunk and being so so so lazy, Playing pool, getting smashed off my face and dancing like a limbless maniac on crack, Rolling around on the floor, Eating cheese, Going to the garage, Argos catalogue (you can't beat the excitment when the new one arrives), Cigars, Whiskey and fine ale, Smashing my face into concrete and dribbling blood, Growing stupid beards, Wanking, Being wanked off, Wondering if I do really fancy Davina McCall or not, Crisps, Shiny things on the floor, Thinking I've found money but it ends up to be a piece of rubbish, Hats, Adidas stuff, My new obsession with Myspace (seriously I hate it! Somebody help me)!!, Cuddles, Being scratched, Looking out windows, Big bumble bees what can't fly, Farting, Farting in public places, Lazy afternoons in the pub, Unhealthy hatred of Sunday's, Trees, Nature, Glastonbury, The smell of damp woodland.
Music
Classic Rock, Metal, Blues, Drum n' Bass, Hard House... Anything that sounds good especially when I'm fuct! Que dancing like a bus crash victim and random rolling around on the floor in fag buts and beer. However no one can touch Pantera! R.I.P Dime.
Movies
Evil Dead Army of Darkness. Withnail and I, Fear and loathing, Jack Frost (the tacky horror not the gay one with the dead dad snowman poncing around with his cunt son). Back To The Future 1,2,3. Anything with Clint Eastwood especially The Unforgiven & High Plains Drifter.
Television
LOST! The Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, Family Guy, Futurama, Things about the sea and sharks, Big Brother (Yeh, yeh, I'm a gay), Deal or no deal, Peep Show, The Mighty Boosh. Anythin that's on when I can't be arsed to change the channel. Ahhhh I just love TV that's all.
Books
Made of paper innit? Think I saw one once in one of them zoos for books. Yeh library.
Heroes
Mr T, The Hoff, Dimebag, Zack Wylde, Clint Eastwood, Rolf Harris, Will Smith. Jules Holland, Dave Mew, The man I see in Sainsburys sometimes who I call "Seventies Man" He looks so cool!
Who I'd like to meet: Mr T, The Hoff, Dimebag (sadly not possible now). The woman of my dreams. HaHaHa. Oh, and Bill Oddie to see if he really is a cunt.
Check out my entry on the Guitar Idol 2009 and feel free to vote for me. I need as many votes as I can get to go through the live final at the London Music Show. Here is the link:
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I shall be taking the Bromley air for approximately one week commencing this monday. It would seem an opportune moment to spend an evening of merriment in ye old pube probably with Lord Nicholas of Oak Roachwater. Your participation in the aforementioned shennanigans would be greatly appreciated. It would seem natural to assign this rendezvous to a thursday night as it has historically been, although this requires affirmation from intended parties. If this would cause conflict with other items on your agenda, please contact me by telegram.
Cheers to everyone that came down to BarMonsta to see us play there for the last time recently. It was a rocking night and a good way to end our residency there.
ROCKWORKZ will be back soon at our new venue, the Purple Turtle, Crowndale Rd, Camden, just next to Mornington Crescent tube station.
We'll be there every Sunday afternoon from July 8th, (time to be confirmed, but probably from 2pm till 6), featuring Men & Gods singer Marc Eden, who Slash called "one of the greatest Rock n' Roll singers I have ever heard", and Henry Rundell from Voodoo Six, who's been described as "the best voice to come out of the British music scene in the last 10 years", plus various members of Voodoo Six, Men & Gods, Crowning Glory, Cavalar, Zodiac Mindwarp and guests...
Playing Classic Rock from Audioslave and Alice in Chains to Zeppelin, via Purple, Sabbath, AC/DC, etc etc...
Sunday May 6th ROCKWORKZ play the BarMonsta, Camden for the last time.
We're on from 6pm till half 7ish, playing classics from Led Zep, AC/DC, Purple, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains etc.
We're then followed by the brilliant MEN & GODS featuring ROCKWORKZ's Marc Eden and Minz, the wonderful SAINT JUDE (who're a bit like a female-fronted BLACK CROWES), and then the glamtastic KING LIZARD. Plus more great bands including SHUSH and VAMPS N GYPSIES.
So get yerselves down there for a very rocking night...
See BarMonsta myspace for more details.
And watch this space for details of ROCKWORKZ's new regular venue, coming soon...
