Generaldestroying things, hunting zim, plotting, eating sausage, fighting, invading, building magma pumps, modifying SIR units, throwing burning meat at Zim, ignoring Dib, eating snacks, pleasing my tallest.
Bookslet's just say it's NOT the collected works of L. Ron Hubbard...
HeroesAlmighty Tallest Miyuki, Almighty Tallest Spork, Almighty Tallest Red, Almighty Tallest Purple
Invader Tak has 527 friends.
years ago on the irken military planet of Devastis I was taking my test to become and Irken elite when Zim stole a mamebot and blew out the electricity on half the planet for years. I was unable to do my test but the testing went on on the other side of the planet. I pleaded to a control brain to let me take the test again but she said I'd have to wait another 70 years to take it again. I was put on a janitorial squad on planet Dirt until that one glorious day when the tallest let me have the chance to steal Zim's planet and hollow it out to fill it with snacks. I built my own SIR and ship while on Dirt. Zim is my archnemisis. And I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON HIM!!!
Did I mention that I have the most hideous annoying laugh?
- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Irk
- Body type: 3' 5" / Athletic
- Ethnicity: Other
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: I don't want kids
- Education: Post grad
- Occupation: Janitor/Irken Invader
- Income: Less than $30,000
Irken Dirt Janitorial Services
- Planet Dirt CX
- The Person in Charge of Cleaning Bird Poop