Once upon a time there was a girl named Martha Washington. She hated boys. One day she was walking down Mission St. when she looked across the roadway and saw this very cute boy named Larry King. He was 2 years old. Martha Washington could not believe that she was actually liking a boy. The next day Larry King came to her house. Martha Washington was amazed that he actually came to her house. He brought her Sour Straws and Perfume Samples. Martha Washington fell in love with him and married him. They had 2 kids, Larry King Jr. and 91X.
What Should I Be?
91x had no idea what he should be for Hallowe'en. So he sold weed to his friend, Celine Dion, and asked her for ideas. "Well, you could be an horny cat or a Real Estate Agent," she said. When Celine Dion came over, they played "Sexy" Magic: The Gathering under the bleachers. Then a Stickbug jumped on their Credit Cards. "You should be that!" Celine Dion shouted. "We are growing as people!!" And so 91x was a Stickbug for Hallowe'en.
An Endless Hope
Regular Tiffany and Katie were the best of friends! When Regular Tiffany Scammed, Katie Scammed. When they were telling each other who they liked, a girl named Hot Tiffany came up to them and said: "How's your life? I'm asking because I want to know" and smiled "You two like Ron Paul also? Too bad!" Regular Tiffany and Katie said "Too Bad?" She replied: "Yes, too bad. He likes me more than you two!" and she pranced off. It was teen night and Regular Tiffany, Katie, Hot Tiffany, and Ron Paul were at the teen center. Hot Tiffany glared at the two girls, and roller-bladed over to Ron Paul. Regular Tiffany and Katie were too cold! Regular Tiffany's eye's began to well up with tears. She ran into the bathroom and dried her eye's out along with Katie. When the two came out they over-heard a conversation between Hot Tiffany and Ron Paul. Ron Paul said "I'm sorry, Hot Tiffany, if you got the wrong idea, but I like Katie more than you!" and he roller-bladed away. Although Regular Tiffany was heart-broken, she was so happy for Katie!
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Regular Tiffany was having a hard time with math one day...so she knelt down and prayed. She held her hands up and asked God to help her with her math problem. It was only fair because she had asked God to help her with Ron Paul and He did not. Regular Tiffany prayed and prayed, so hard in fact that she shed a single tear. God called down to Regular Tiffany, "I have heard your prayers and they have been answered. Go outside and get on my Motorcycle" Regular Tiffany looked outside and indeed saw that their was a motorcycle. It was a very nice, shiny, motorbike. Regular Tiffany asked "God why do you have a motorcycle?" God then laughed harder than he had ever laughed.
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