ARCHIE
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap
Male
37 years old
Montclair, NEW JERSEY
United States
Last Login: 11/16/2009
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ARCHIE's Interests
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| General | Movies, filmmaking, editing, reading for entertainment/education, cooking, writing, drumming, listening to music, breathing, taking showers, and watching football. | | Music | Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's, The Turtle Diks, Death from Above 1979, The Sonics, Cold Poop Hot Plate, Muther Juggs and Steve, Colonel Fudpucker and His Retractable Cock-Baton, The Datsuns, Le Tigre, The Who, Daddy's Finger, The Out Holes, Electric 6, Gerl Crack, EARLY Alice Cooper, The Makers, Bjork, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Iggie and The Stooges, Junkie XL, EARLY Bowie and Brian Eno, Fugazi. | | Movies | Header, City of God, Taxi Driver, Every Mel Brooks movie, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Every Quintin Tarintino movie except for Foxy Brown, El Mariachi, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Fight Club, Momento, Deliverance, Straw Dogs, Top Hat, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Se7en, Any Buster Keaton movie, Some Like it Hot, Clockwork Orange, 5 Deadly Venoms, Heat, The Professional, Full Metal Jacket, Caddyshack, Stand By Me, Airplane, American Grafitti, It Happened One Night and Legend. too many... | | Television | Currently: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Past: Seinfeld, The Wire, Deadwood, Curb Your Enthusiasm, OZ. | | Books | Both High Life and Cows by Matthew Stokoe, The Pig, The Stick Lady and The Bighead by Edward Lee, Off Season and Girl Next Door by Jack Ketchum. Pretty much any Chuck Palahniuk book (duh, Fight Club), Christopher Moore, Carlton Mellick, III books (Baby Jesus Butt Plug, Satan Burger, etc.) Think Like a Winner, Think and Grow Rich, How to Suck Your Own Dik and How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. | | Heroes | Robert Rodriguez, Edward Lee, Winfield Scott, and Vlad Dracul |
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ARCHIE's Details
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| Status: | Married | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Rochester | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Zodiac Sign: | Scorpio | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Occupation: | Director |
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ARCHIE's Companies
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Mpyreal entertainment, llc
Red Bank, New Jersey US
Co-Founder, President
Motion Picture Production, Television Episodic Series Production
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2003 to Present
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About me:
I co-own an independent motion picture production company thats putting together some pretty cool projects. I play drums. I like to be the center of attention, in the shower. In Spring 2009, Synapse Films is releasing a movie I made called HEADER that's based on the novella of the same name by Extreme fiction writer Edward Lee. I like to drink Manhattans and beer from Belgium. I love NYC. I'm left handed. I smell other peoples farts under the covers. I hate the cold. I use hair products and schedule my hair appointments several months in advance. I like to read smut; well written violent, sexual smut that makes me sick to my stomach and makes me think the world is a toilet. I'm a film buff. Sometimes I go potty before I wake up. I watch porn mainly for the facial expressions. I think that in heaven everything has it's own boobie.
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Who I'd like to meet:
L. Ron Hubbard... so i can kick him in the nutz.
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