It all started 4 years ago, when I was hand-picked by the Prime Minister of Malaysia to start in a Malaysian adult film. Working 20-hour days, fed only dusty rice balls during the shooting of the feature film, I started to questions my decisions in life. As I grew tired of rice and fake-tanned-heel-wearing blondes with shaved privates, I decided to quit it all and embark on an odyssey worthy of a greek myth book.
Next thing I knew, I was partying with Paris Hilton in the Hilton Hotel. impressed by my previous work experience, as told in my resumé, she forced to me go with her to her sleeping quarters. Once there, she demanded that I perform the Malaysian Monkey Slap upon her, so I did. Little that I knew, my encounters of the 3rd kind where been recorded with HD cameras, edited and sent-off to IMAX theaters worldwide.
Tired of been taking advantage of, like blind and mute 18 year old girl, I hitchhiked my way to Germany. With my experience on the germanic tongue (Ja ich kann deutsch sprechen, wie geht's?) I was able to obtain free beer, a BMW M5, and became closed friends with Oliver Kahn. As fun as driving over 250 km/h (145 mp/h) on the autobahn is, I wanted something more...
Nowadays, I currently live in Argentina. Putting my "adventurous" past behind, I am now in a thinking stage pondering what to do next...
Having said all of that..yea..I'm a dude ...23 years old...if you are a chick...hey hey hey..how's it goin??
NOTE: Some of things said, may not be 100% accurate, or true by that matter..
