Remember the fat kid you use to beat up in high school? Well, he remembers YOU, and is returning the favor by hitting you with a 1-2 punch of funny right in your cakehole. Jimmy Turner brings his life experiences as a nerd and the humor filled dork stories he's earned to the stage in clubs all over America.
Jimmy takes day to day life, and returns it to it's funniest places, all the while without having to rely on the "Did you ever notice..." or "Why is it that..." crutch. The more of the country Jimmy sees, the more likely some place you've been or some one you know will suffer the wrath of a Jimmy joke! However, feel free to come up and shake Jimmy's hand after a show, he loves meeting fellow comedy fans!
Oh, and Jimmy's days of takin' wedgies aren't over yet. He just got his first colonoscopy... and the doctor found a 20 year old Fruit of the Loom tag!
Website
laughatjimmy.com
Influences
Howard Stern, Garrison Keillor, early Steve Martin, Del Van Dyke, and internet clips of monkey's drinking their own pee!
TV Shows
2005 - Bravo - "Situation: Comedy"
Films
2006 - Lead - "final decision" - Entry in Howard Stern Film Festival
Albums
2004 - "Jimmy Turner - We Don't F..@k 'Em Or Your Money Back!"
2006 - "Jimmy Turner - Have You Checked Your Ass?!?"
G33k Comedian JIMMY TURNER!'s Interests
General
Video gaming. Watching television shows about video gaming. Reading websites about video gaming. Solo sex acts.
Movies
"Not Without My Uterus - The Helena Handbasket Story"
"Second Hand Retailing and You 2: Electic Boogaloo"
"The Munsters Join The Taliban"
"Pam And Tommy Lee: The Stolen Tape" (Note, the Salt Lake City edited copy)
"Asbestos: What The Fuck Is Up With That Shit?"
Television
Lost
...nuff' said.
Books
"Lost - How To Act Totally Gay For It"
"Basic Instinct 2 - The Official Authorized Pop-Up Book"
"101 OTHER Uses For Wire Hangers - FOR TEENS"
"Can Openers For Dummies"
"Ralph Machio and the Case Of The Midnight Train Robbery"
our new band under management (NEXT STOP MARS)will be in modesto Tomorrow Night, it would mean alot to us (and them) if you came out early and checked the set out, they also have presales for $15 !! only a few left so grab them now while you can!!!
YOU CAN GET YOUR TICKETS FROM -NEXT STOP MARS-!! myspace.com/nextstopmarsband
HERES THE LINEUP FOR SATURDAY: brokeNCYDE watchout! theres ghosts kill paradise the ready set blood on the dance floor & NEXT STOP MARS
i was gonna say something whitty and fun but i am a lil rusty..what are you up to..i bet your maybe even jamming our music..just becareful your speakers might combust! write back if you can :)
Hey Bro! I'm already back in LALA. I had some stuff I needed to be back for this week. I'll give you a shout soon. My son is due in 3 weeks.(Biting nails)
Okay, so we, like, can't find a babysitter. All of the acceptable choices are sick, and all of the non acceptable choices are scared off by our kids. So, are you insured?
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