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		There is no one in the universe that can step to this Male 26 years old COLUMBUS, OHIO United States Last Login: 5/8/2009

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IAmTheJudgeOfAllThatIs...'s Interests

General	My wife, Dungeons and Dragons, Poker, Video Games, figuring out ways to beat casinos without cheating, throwing things at LARPers, figuring out how to survive a Zombie attack, playing with flamethrowers, UFC, Football, Lacrosse.
Music	"The Mighty, Mighty Bag of Holding", "The Bigger, Mighty Bag of Holding", "Shawn Don't Give up your Motorcycle ('cause your friend Mitch needs a spleen)", "Don't Pick my Nose, Jeremy (last name censored)", 80's Hair Metal, Stryper, Dio, occasionally Bluegrass, NPR (even though it's run by liberals).
Movies	Classics: Fight Club, Gladiator, Braveheart, Old School, Rounders. Lately: Kingdom of Heaven, Munich, V for Vendetta.
Television	None, unless it's football season, or there's poker on broadcast TV.
Books	Supersystem 1 and 2 (Doyle Brunson), Caro's Book of Tells (Mike Caro), the Bible (God), LOTS of other poker books (about 2-5 a week). Robert Kiyosaki's books, even though he probably lies about a lot of stuff.
Heroes	Sir Marcus (the 26th level Paladin), and currently a 4th level Cleric named Sven and a 2nd level Cleric who's going to die soon anyways. Kirk Cameron. Chuck Norris.

IAmTheJudgeOfAllThatIs...'s Details

Status:	Married
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Columbus
Body type:	6' 2" / Body builder
Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian
Religion:	Protestant
Zodiac Sign:	Libra
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Children:	Someday
Education:	In college
Occupation:	Poker

IAmTheJudgeOfAllThatIs...'s Schools

Columbus State Community College Columbus, OH Graduated: N/A Degree: In Progress Major: Who knows?	2004 to Present
Ohio State University-Newark Campus Newark, OH Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni Degree: In Progress	2002 to 2003
Columbus Alternative High Sch Columbus, OH Graduated: 2002 Student status: Alumni Degree: High School Diploma Clubs: Mock Trial, Chess Club	2000 to 2002
The Wellington School Columbus, OH Graduated: N/A Student status: Alumni Degree: Other Clubs: Lacrosse, Soccer	1997 to 2000

IAmTheJudgeOfAllThatIs...'s Companies

YWCA Columbus, Oh US	1/04-4/06
Moxie Bags Columbus, Ohio US Partner Marketing	9/06-Present

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IAmTheJudgeOfAllThatIs...'s Blurbs

About me:
My name is Jonathan. I am married to the hottest girl EVER! I am the greatest 6-handed Limit Hold'em player on the planet. If I had 10 grand to blow on the buy-in, I'd have a World Series bracelet by now. I'm a Christian, but I hate a lot of the Christians you see on TV, because they make God seem like an asshole. I'm a Republican, but I may re-think that if this gambling bill passes the Senate. I may also move to Canada if this gambling bill passes the Senate :)

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Jonathan Beshears
Birthday:	9-25-83
Birthplace:	Fort Lauderdale, Fl.
Current Location:	Columbus, Oh
Eye Color:	Brown-ish
Hair Color:	Blonde-ish
Height:	6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	White, some French Canadian(ien)
The Shoes You Wore Today:	none so far
Your Weakness:	Gambling
Your Fears:	Pocket aces when I have kings
Your Perfect Pizza:	Adriatico's mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Buy some real estate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Holy Shit, it's 5 pm
Your Best Physical Feature:	No comment
Your Bedtime:	4-9 AM
Your Most Missed Memory:	Taking out Dennis McC and both of his sons in poker
Pepsi or Coke:	Mountain Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Burger King
Single or Group Dates:	Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:	No
Do you Swear:	Hell yes
Do you Sing:	...yes
Do you Shower Daily:	...yes
Have you Been in Love:	Ask Debbie
Do you want to go to College:	Not sure
Do you want to get Married:	Done
Do you belive in yourself:	Like no one else
Do you get Motion Sickness:	like you wouldn't believe
Do you think you are Attractive:	Hell yes
Are you a Health Freak:	see "Your Bedtime"
Do you get along with your Parents:	No
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Do you play an Instrument:	Guitar (see "Mighty Mighty Bag of Holding)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	actually, I don't think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:	no
In the past month have you been Dumped:	no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no comment
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no
Ever been Drunk:	no
Ever been called a Tease:	no
Ever been Beaten up:	In 6th grade. By a girl
Ever Shoplifted:	was with someone who did once
How do you want to Die:	tank shell that I don't see coming
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Professional Gambler
What country would you most like to Visit:	Israel
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Maria...
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:	Early 90's grunge
Number of Drugs I have taken:	Just doobies
Number of CDs I own:	No idea
Number of Piercings:	0
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	29
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Who I'd like to meet:
MC Hammer, Mr. T., any senator who votes for the bill to ban online gambling (to punch them in the nose). Doyle Brunson.

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Queen of the jungle, homies!	Sep 24 2008 6:03 PM MyHotComments We're gonna party like it's your birthday, we're gonna sip bacardi..... Mmmmm, bacardi. Happy birthday, toots!
Shannanon	May 28 2008 1:49 AM Hey IAmTheJudgeOfAllThatIs..., I just bought as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth! ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Own Your Friends! application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Shannanon	May 14 2008 11:27 AM Can you beat my score on the "Name the 80's Movies" quiz? ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Shannanon	May 7 2008 11:20 AM Can you beat my score on the "Cartoons from the 90s" quiz? ------------------------------- This comment was sent by your friend via the Movies application. To block comments sent via Apps. click here.
Xenoid J. Caboose	Mar 5 2008 1:50 PM
Xenoid J. Caboose	Feb 18 2008 6:44 PM
Pumpkin Escobar	Feb 6 2008 10:14 PM Well, that day, I guess. I had been meaning to give it a shot for some time, but just got the feelin' last month. I plan on going back soon, tryin out some new shit.
Pumpkin Escobar	Feb 5 2008 2:43 AM We've always had similar senses of humor... I did some stand-up and I think you'll like it.
Xenoid J. Caboose	Dec 13 2007 1:29 AM mooB
Maria	Sep 25 2007 7:02 PM happy birthday
Queen of the jungle, homies!	Sep 25 2007 3:37 PM Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
Xenoid J. Caboose	Aug 21 2007 10:27 PM
Democracy means the government should fear you.	Apr 11 2007 10:04 AM Thanks. Kind of crazy the entire marriage thing. I am growing up.. I'll be damned! Sure beer, I like beer! I checked out the bags, they are really nice. Currently I have no money (go figure) but when I do, I am all over that like butter and bread!
Democracy means the government should fear you.	Apr 6 2007 12:27 AM It does not suprise me. I worked in Columbus for awhile and Ann told my director that Columbus kids should start paying..sure if they had any money. Ann, worries me sometimes. I work under Jain in Westerville. No more Ann. Currently I am a director in Training at Robert Frost. Good times. You'll find this funny, I'm getting married on the 23 at the Justice of the Peace. We are having the real wedding July 14th, but for finacial reasons we are getting married sooner. I don't really care. We are having a mascarde wedding. Sorry about the gambling, damn feds! Bastards!
Democracy means the government should fear you.	Apr 3 2007 4:38 PM At Applebees! Hell no! Actually, I'm at the Y again. It looks like I am going to become a director (in Westerville). The money is pretty good, so I can't complain. I'll check out her website. What have you kids been up too? Oww yea, I'm getting married!
Levi	Apr 2 2007 6:40 AM cool the next handbag i buy...
Maria	Feb 20 2007 9:05 PM hey handsome, how's life?
Pumpkin Escobar	Feb 3 2007 5:30 PM Well, after graduation, I killed a couple guys in the bathroom of a Steak and Shake, converted to Islam while in prison. After I got out, I spent a year in the Canadian Football League, tore my ACL up pretty good. Now I'm a middle school shop teacher. Typical shit. What about you? Poker's the game? Tell me the whens and the wheres, and I'll give you a free lesson.
Andre El Pistolero	Dec 17 2006 8:07 PM Dude, we need to play that game again soon. I like Rangers and zombies! O_o
Xenoid J. Caboose	Dec 10 2006 6:47 PM
Maria	Oct 25 2006 4:43 AM you crazy.
Leash	Oct 18 2006 2:40 AM
Maria	Oct 7 2006 4:32 AM Jonathan, Congress just tacked something else on to a defense appropraitions bill: that you're a hottie. It passed unanimously in the House and Senate, and when the President went to sign it, his head exploded because it already happened.
Joseph Van Landingham	Oct 5 2006 9:48 PM "I'm thinking about getting into online poker." "Really?" "Yeah, the whole racism thing wasn't really panning out."
Levi	Oct 2 2006 1:07 AM i just realised i have already made this same comment...this is how much it is pissing me off deal with it

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