the Midget Militia
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Genre: Other / Punk / Western Swing
Location CA
Profile Views: 10491
Last Login: 11/25/2010
Member Since 7/20/2006
Website www.midgetmilitia.com
Record Label Stanpire Records (Hail to the King)
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Bio
First formed in St.Albert in 1998, this legion of defenders of left-wing justice find themselves called together again to right wrongs and play songs. Feel the fury of the unstoppable "Log Drivers Waltz" played at mach 10. Quiver in anticipation as the almighty B.W. propels breakneck speeds as the double Darr(i/e)ns assault your eardrums with mind racking guitaryness. Some lumpy guy plays bass, he's ok. Evil doers beware! the mighty Midget Militia has been reborn! this time they can even play their instruments and are often SOBER! well, sometimes at least. Some of us even went to college! none of us finished, but still.. you know... we tried. It was ok. .. ..Theres some demos lying around, unfortunately they aren't uploaded. Myspace fears new things? Maybe, or maybe if all the pedophiles with topless bathroom mirror pictures quit the servers wouldn't be so overloaded, that seems far more reasonable to me. Have you seen my new pic's? they're fuckin awesome, I'm topless in the bathroom! GRRR muscles and tribal tats!!!....Love, Rob.. .. -
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Darren ..1 - sings and strings.. Darrin ..2 - strings and sings.. Rob - thicker strings never sings.. Grinny - hits and sticks -
Influences
Old ladies with "bingo wings", Nofx, fresh lettuce on a good sandwich, Pulley, The Clash, Screeching Weasel, SNFU, BR, old A.F.I., the Dickies, bad relationships with worse women, smoking, self criticism, alcohol, working too much, sarcasm, lifetime unachievements, other random name dropping, playing with marbles, drinking rain, and sensory deprivation isolation chambers; overheated with limited oxygen. Also, the Pilsbury Doughboy's mischievous evil twin and that old SNL sketch (circa 1991) with the "I'm a Happy Puppy Dog!" jingle... You know the one... Ah hell, we'll just cover it if you don't and Maidlow can sing it. -
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rush without the girl singer
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Bio:
First formed in St.Albert in 1998, this legion of defenders of left-wing justice find themselves called together again to right wrongs and play songs. Feel the fury of the unstoppable "Log Drivers Waltz" played at mach 10. Quiver in anticipation as the almighty B.W. propels breakneck speeds as the double Darr(i/e)ns assault your eardrums with mind racking guitaryness. Some lumpy guy plays bass, he's ok. Evil doers beware! the mighty Midget Militia has been reborn! this time they can even play their instruments and are often SOBER! well, sometimes at least. Some of us even went to college! none of us finished, but still.. you know... we tried. It was ok.Theres some demos lying around, unfortunately they aren't uploaded. Myspace fears new things? Maybe, or maybe if all the pedophiles with topless bathroom mirror pictures quit the servers wouldn't be so overloaded, that seems far more reasonable to me. Have you seen my new pic's? they're fuckin awesome, I'm topless in the bathroom! GRRR muscles and tribal tats!!!
Love, Rob ..
Member Since:
July 20, 2006Members:
Darren ..1 - sings and stringsDarrin ..2 - strings and sings
Rob - thicker strings never sings
Grinny - hits and sticks








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I just wanted to take this moment to welcome you to the page! I hope you're enjoying the tunes and my blogs.
I have some videos too, not much, but something to look at while you check out one of my songs... just some fun stuff to keep you interested!
If you get a chance, sign my guestbook, and please, leave me some feedback on my tunes. Through your opinions I can make better songs.
Peace,
Winston
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It was rad dudes. Thanks for playing.
lol love the sound heh
you guys still around
lez be playin some shows
- Matt
check your damn myspace. i wanna do a gig on the 18the with you guys at the wunderbar. w down the hatch. i got the poster made up and your on it, so please say yes..... pweeeeesase?
wo
im one of
your top friends
you guys are awsome
we need to play a show
together stat
as in
statistically faster than slow
in which i mean
this monthish
CHOW
VRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHKAAAAAAAAAA!
Cheers for the add lads, never heard of you before, but you fucking rule!
cheers again!
jesus fucking christ that boy can drum.... watching you guys live was great cos fuck me that guy can play...