Buster Hymen & The Penetrators

Bio:

Formed in late 2002 by four drunks who used to BBQ and want to bang on shit, the lads came together to play over 120 shows, recordings 2 CDs and one EP, and conducting half of a national tour. The Penetrators last performed on St. Patrick's Day 2005 to an over capacity crowd at the 49'r in Omaha, Nebraska before disbanding due to Buster's needing to leave the country.

I still get a lot of questions regarding the band, so I'll attempt to answer them here.

Q: Didn't the band break up?
A: Do alcoholics ever truly quit?

Q: Does Nick really have a 12 inch penis?
A: If you combined Buster's body, Corey's mullet, and Nick's penis, you'd have Ron Jeremy.

Q: Will you play my house party?
A: Will you fly Buster from Hawaii to do it?

Q: Do you really drink and fuck as much as you talk about?
A: Does the Pope really pray as much as people think he does?

Q: Your songs suck.
A: That isn't a question.

Q: Your music preaches drinking, which is destructive. Don't you think music should have a positive message?
A: Yes, we think music should have an HIV positive message.

Q: Are the boys doing anything musically since they aren't doing the penetrators right now?
A: Yes. Buster is song writing, Nick plays backup guitar for Fiona Apple's live band, and Corey has been working on the choreography for Justin Timberlake's next music video.

Send your questions via private messaging or post a comment, and it'll be answered here.

Member Since:

July 22, 2006

Members:

Buster Hymen - Vocals
Whorey Corey - Bass
Spike The Impaler - Drums

Former Members:
Dirty Dave - Guitar
12 Inch Nick - Guitar

Influences:

Johnny Cash, The Bruisers, Stray Cats, Social Distortion, Boot Party, Hudson Falcons, etc.

Sounds Like:

A bunch of drunks trying to play music.