MusicHe Says He likes Elvis Costello and Elton John. I said he's not hip an with it so he slapped me in the face (it really hurt and was surprising since he has no arms) He would like a theme tune though so if an up an coming band and would like to write him one we would put it on this profile (think of the publicity)
BooksSlightly Bruised Apple Does not Read. He says he gets too emotionally attached to any characters in the book and is angered by there inferior plot of modern literature. He is a bit of a hypocrite at the moment!
HeroesHis only heroes are those apples with no blemishes that sit in the supermarkets being sold to the disurning customer who in his quest for perfection neglects any apple with the slightest imperfection. Oh and he likes superman as well. I took him to see the new movie 5 times (I just couldn’t say no to those eyes!)
Here Begins The Tale of Woe Of the Slightly Bruised Apple. He began life As Happy as could be. Growing next to all his family (including granny smith) in a small orchard in the paradise that is slough! (If you’re from slough then I am serious, if not...). Anyway life was so good for our friend as he grew and grew but it all went so horribly wrong during a freak accident during harvesting. He Fell Near a 15ft Sheer drop from the tree to the hard ground bellow sustaining a slight bruising on his left side. But it gets Worse..... After His Frightful Fall the Slightly Bruised Apple Was Ignored while he lay crying and injured on the rough and unforgiving ground. Mustering up all the strength from his glucose rich body he managed to roll himself onto the streets where slept rough under doorsteps. He met 'to somewhat misshapen lemon' whilst roaming the streets and they teamed up to try make good of the world. Unfortunately they where ignored and discredited because of their abnormalities. It was then I found them, alone, destitute and with nowhere to go. I had to make a choice. I could only afford to take in one of them so I decided to take in the slightly bruised apple as the lemon was a bit sour! Anyway Once I got the Slightly Bruised Apple Home I let him stay in the laundry closet while I waited on him hand and foot day and night trying to get him back to full health (he is very high maintenance). I wanted to release him back into the wild to be free and play with his apple friends. However after a few days a discovered that his bruising was not healing and in fact getting worse. At that instant my dreams were shattered and I knew my little friend would never be released and would have to spend the rest of his short life with me until he rots away. I have decided to try and make what time he has left as enjoyable as possible for him and set up this profile so he could see how many people appreciate him. Please leave your messages of support for him. And show others of his plight by placing the 'I support the slightly bruised apple badge' on your profile! ..
Who I'd like to meet:He would Like to Meat anyone who appreciates him for what he is A Slightly Bruised Apple. He would also like to meet Elvis. I told him he is dead but he won’t have it. He says it's a front and he faked his own death by paying off an Elvis impersonator then escaping with Obi Wankanobi to a galaxy Far Far Away to fight for the rebel forces against the imperialistic empire scum. I am not so sure though, but you never know!
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- Status: Single
- Height: 0' 4"
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Wiccan
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
- Occupation: Being An Apple