Heather

About me:

Things I Am: epicure, interactive economy bigshot, researcher, crazy cat lady, rider of bicycles, international jet-setter, career nerd, polack, dictionary reader, social smoker, urban cowgirl, no-good whiskey drinkin' bum. Things I Am Not: petite, demure, twin-set nor tube-top wearer, hair-straightener, Luddite, network television watcher, professional wrestler, rule-follower, actually divorced. Things I Do: take notes, use big words, spend beyond my means, dream in French, speak in tongues, ride the bus, eat pizza more than once a week, hot yoga, write clever myspace profiles, get irrational tattoos. Things I Do Not Do: litter, drugs that are not green and leafy, drive stick, swim in deep water, watch animated films, yes, even the funny ones with adult jokes, plan ahead, disrepect elders.