Derek
I wish everything about the danger wouldn't make you such a stranger

Male
27 years old
San Ramon, California
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
Mood: angry Mood Image
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    Derek's Interests
GeneralXC mountain biking, dancing, naming inanimate objects, coming up with witty retorts, sunsets, long walks on the beach, clichés, rape, murder, arson, and rape.
GO GIANTS
Groups: DVC Transfer Center

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     Derek's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Hometown:San Ramon
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Occupation:Operations Engineer

   Derek's Schools
Silicon Valley College
Walnut Creek, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Network Systems Administration
 

2000 to 2001
Diablo Valley College
Pleasant Hill,California
Graduated: N/A
Clubs: Tae Kwon Do
 

1999 to Present
California High
San Ramon, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 1999

   Derek's Companies
Private Company
San Ramon, California US
Operations Engineer

March 1998 - Present


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   Derek's Blurbs
About me:
Born in San Francisco helpless, nude, and unable to fend for myself. I eventually overcame these handicaps and grew into the person I am today.

I talk in my sleep. I make corny jokes that only I laugh at. I'm afraid of explosions, spiders, clowns, and especially exploding spider clowns. I'm a closet nerd. I hate the term "geek". I'm fascinated by Hawking, Giger, Amano, war technology, food, and certain shiny objects.

I don't understand where you got this idea
So deeply ingrained in your head
That this world is something that you must impress
Because I couldn't care less
No, I don't wear eyeliner (except for that one time... and that other time... and that other other time.)


Who I'd like to meet:
Pretty much everyone in this video
Here's some stalker help:
aim - Fuentes881
Talk nerdy to me

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   Derek's Friend Space (Top 7)
Derek has 174 friends.
 m e l o d y 


 JamMasterW 


 F o 0 n T e Z 


 Lolita 


 Bryan 


 Kozilicious~ 


 .calamity. 





Derek's Friends Comments
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m e l o d y





Feb 28 2009 6:32 PM

how mean!

look what i foooound
Josh





Jan 15 2009 4:22 AM

Hey Derek, I just thought I'd say hi. I know we've talked about it for years, but let's ridin'.
Gixxer Babe





Dec 26 2008 12:55 AM

Merry Christmas!

Photobucket
Gixxer Babe





Nov 26 2008 11:57 PM

Photobucket
Miss Chandler





Oct 3 2008 6:38 AM

hey derek! you do look like our lolo. :) say hi to the family.
hugs, t
Robert Fox





Sep 20 2008 8:19 PM

yaaaaaarrr!
m e l o d y





Sep 9 2008 1:29 AM

some 80's inspiration & how i sometimes feel when i'm salsa-ing

Jack





Sep 4 2008 7:27 PM

LOL. Funny Dick is Funny.
.calamity.





Aug 21 2008 2:28 AM

Never! That's the worst idea I've ever ehard in my entire life.
I mean I say that a lot, but I think this one hands down is in fact THE WORST idea that's ever come out of anyone's head. There 3 more to go for fuck's sake. DO THOSE! Not another fucking remake.
UGH!
Donna





Aug 10 2008 4:02 PM




Have a super wonderful birthday pinsan!!! Love ya!
Stephanie





Aug 9 2008 7:17 AM

Happy birthday ET!!
Lolita





Aug 9 2008 3:21 AM

Happy f%cking early birthday you f%cking old f%ck. Oh yes, greetings from Lima,Peru,the city and capital that has internet access until I disappear into the abyss for a week! Just letting you know I did not forget you...
m e l o d y





Jun 9 2008 10:38 PM

i did # 2 today.


...that is all.
™ VEVE ♥ M.A.R





May 26 2008 9:54 AM

HEY DEREK HAVENT TALK T0 Y00H iN A WHiLE..H0W Y00H BEEN?
m e l o d y





Apr 18 2008 6:11 AM

commercial work break -- brought to you & sponsered by Dubya hissssself.

m e l o d y





Apr 11 2008 3:51 AM

...must've been something you saaaaaaaaid.

that's so emo.
JESSICUPOFTEA.





Feb 27 2008 6:57 AM

hey you!!! how have you been??
=)
m e l o d y





Feb 20 2008 6:47 AM

the next time you feel like strolling around the city with a picture frame, just watch this instead, k?
Dorian





Jan 28 2008 2:42 PM

Lolita





Jan 20 2008 11:09 PM

Of course Mr. Pence got old, he's White. Although everyone gets old, i thank God for Asian genes...btw, I swear I'm only turning 21 in two months...
~*imelda*~





Jan 2 2008 3:33 AM

Thank you very much!!! :)
m e l o d y





Dec 27 2007 12:11 AM

happy boxing day!

& meet jorg:
Loki





Dec 24 2007 7:31 PM

Merry Freaking Christmas Bro!
Lolita





Dec 21 2007 7:24 AM

You should put that pic of you (with the red shirt) and Mel as your default; much more flattering.
m e l o d y





Dec 12 2007 12:03 AM

why isn't this your default photo?


you look rather charming with the rose that guy gave you
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