About me:
i LiKe To DRiNk.... ALoT... i'M PRoBaBLy DRuNk RiGHt Now. i Like To LauGh, i DoN'T ThiNk BeFoRe i TaLk. i DoN'T CaRe WHaT THe FuCk PeoPLe SaY aBouT Me, i juST LoVe To LiVe My LiFe. i WoRk oN BRokeN CaRs aNd MakE THeM RuN. i'M a FuTuRe VW TeCHNiCaiN. i aM LoUD aND a BiT CRazY. i LiKe To Eat, BuT i DoN'T KNoW How To COoK. i LiKe To BuRp, i SNoRe, i WoULD SleeP aLL Day iF i WaS AlLoWeD To. i'M HoMeSiCK, aND SiCK oF BeING HoMeSiCK. i MiSS My FRieNDs. i'M TiReD oF eaTiN FucKiN STiNky aSs CHiNeSe FoOD. i LoVe My ScHoOL. RaT RoDS aRe SeXy. HaMsTeRS aRe THe BesT PeTs eVeR, SHaViNG My LeGS TaKeS ToO LoNG. i THiNk PuBLiC AFFeCTiON iS GRoSs. i LoVe To SHoP WiTH My GaY FRieNDs. i'M a ReBeL NoT a RoCKaBiLLy! i'M MeXiCaN. iF My CaR CoULD TaLk iT WoUlD SaY "i HaTe YoU yOU STupiD FucKiN BeaNeR" BuT iF My OTHeR CaR CaN TaLk iT WoULD SaY "I HaVe BiGGeR FuckiN BaLLs THaN YoU DO!" i LoVe My PaReNTs, aND My SiSTeR iS THe BeST SiSTeR i CoULD HaVe. i HaVe WaY ToO MaNy CoUsiNS. CHRiSTMaS iS THe WoRsT HoLiDaY EveR (i HaTe iT WiTH a PasSiON). iTs HaRD To Be CaTHoLiC. i SoUND DiFFeReNT oVeR THe PHoNe, i aM SHoRTeR iN PeRsoN, PiCk aNd PuLL iS LiKe GoiN eaSTeR EgG HuNTiNG, i HaVe CLaSseS WiTH TweNTy MeN (WHiCH MeaNS FoURTy SweaTy BaLLs iN THe SuMMeR) i CuSs LiKe a SaLioR, i'M NoT a LaDy, i"m a CHiCk. i'm SMaRT, i"M CuTe, aND I'm sMaRT WHicH iN OTHeR WoRDs; I aM DaGeRoUs
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Who I'd like to meet:
i'Ve aLReaDY MeT THe PeOPLe THaT I'Ve WaNTeD To MeeT, BuT THeY DoN'T KNoW THaT I'Ve BeeN WaNTiNG To MeeT THeM, LaTeLy i'Ve BeeN MeeTiNG THe PeoPLe i DoN'T WaNT To MeeT, BuT THeY DoN'T KNoW THaT i DON'T WaNT To MeeT THeM