Tim the inTIMidator: Bass;
Dan: Drums, virtuosity
Neal : keys, vox, guitar, music therapy
Influences
Queen, Randy Newman, Cake, Harry Nilsson, Kenny Loggins, Frank Sinatra, Charles Manson, Tom Waits, Tonio K., The Coasters, The Pixies, Kermit (the frog), ABBA, Silverchair, The Dresden Dolls, Henry Rollins, Mr. Bungle, Carol King, Disney Soundtracks, Jellyfish, John Denver, Glenn Campbell, Jacques Brel and The Three Amigos (El Tres Friends).
9inchNeal originally met the Lack-ThereOfs at a Family Court case. It was soon revealed that these 4 strangers are the illegitimate children of former US President Clinton, thus out of 4 one night stands on the campaign trail, a band of (1/2) brothers was born. While the trial and subsequent child support funds are pending, the members of 9inchNeal and the Lack-ThereOfs are looking for places to play, children to entertain and like-minded musician folk.
**We are than just the best band (ever); we are first and foremost a support group. If you believe that you may be a bastard child a certain former US President, then please contact us at 9inchNeal@gmail.com.
9inchNeal and the Lack-ThereOfs's Friend Space (Top 7)
yooooo!!! dude that cd is fucking unbelievable!! i was seriously losing my shit man- yr lyrics are hilarious and depressing at the same time- excellent!
I know you called a little while ago and I have yet to call back...things have been busy. Hope all is well on the East Coast. Things are fantabulous here in the Bay Area. I promise to get in touch soon and we'll catch up!
haha, thanks. i definitely will do that. i thought it sounded cool for the harmonies and choral parts, but then the lead wasn't quite right, so i had to do all the parts like that. obviously i won't be doing that live, and i also won't have 20 backup vocalists! maybe i'll fix that on the demos when i get a second, cus you're right, it sounds kinda half-assed.
and the lack thereof's! very nice, very very nice. thanks for digging the pericard. it's a real part of you, you know! i'll be back in NY for scott's sister's wedding in july, woop!
thanx for the listening, your songs are funny as shit. My grandmother slept with Bob Dole on two non-consecutive occasions but he made her get an abortion.
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