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Jake

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  • Jake

  • 17 / Male
  • UK
  • Last Login: 4/2/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Internets, Comics, Writing, TV, Reading, Devouring the souls of the innocent, vidya games.

  • Music

    Pink Floyd, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, System of a Down, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, Black Sabbath, Pentagram, Cathedral, Dio, Rammstein, Megadeth, Ministry, Type O Negative, Paradise Lost, a bit of the old Ludwig Van

  • Movies

    300, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings, X-men (and sequels), V for Vendetta, Tron, Die Hard, the good Star Wars films, Serenity, 2001

  • Television

    The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Red Dwarf, Heroes, Clone High, Firefly, Dethklok, Star Trek (except Voyager and some of Enterprise), Mock the Week, QI, Have I Got News For You, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Red VS Blue (technically, it counts), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Excel Saga

  • Books

    NEXTWAVE! V for Vendetta, Lord of the Rings, Avengers, The Sandman, anything by Isaac Asimov, anything by Shaun Hutson (except Spawn, that was lousy), Watchmen, Runaways, Young Avengers, Transmetropolitan, The Other Side, In Darkest Night, Hellblazer.

  • Heroes

    Kamina-sama, Spider Jerusalem, Alan Moore, Aaron Stack, The Captain, Dirk Anger, Elsa Bloodstone, Monica Rambeu, Tabitha Smith, John Constantine

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: The Shire
  • Religion: Atheist
  • Zodiac Sign: Gemini
  • Education: High school

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Who I'd like to meet:

Alan Moore, Dan Shive, Neil Gaiman, Amber Williams, James Hetfield, Trent Reznor, Marilyn Manson, Tony Iommi, Glenn Tipton, KK Downing, Dio, Warren Ellis

Comments

Displaying 25 of 43 comments
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Jan 13 2009 8:43 PM

    Did you see the pool?
  • danielDan C Online Now!

    Oct 5 2008 10:21 AM

    thanks jake, its nice to know someone reads them, and i never took you for a jimmy eat world sort of person, i was listening to 23 on repeat.
  • >> GLENN <<Glenn Bunn

    Jun 19 2008 1:24 PM

    Happy fucking birthday, you fucker! (sound familiar? lol)
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Apr 7 2008 8:12 PM

    Doc Brown, a ninja, and a traumatised creature.
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Mar 30 2008 12:56 AM

  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Mar 11 2008 9:31 PM

    HOLY FUCKING SHIT

    STILL ALIVE IS ACTUALLY GONNA BE ON ROCKBAND.
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Feb 10 2008 10:10 PM

    http://www.oldpeoplearefunny.com/sound/phone_mobbing_whats_your_bid.mp3

    ROFLwaffles.
  • MUTANT - LASERDROME EP … Online Now!

    Feb 7 2008 2:18 PM

    Nice one Jake, glad you dug us, keep thrashing and all that, peace bro.

    Tom
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Dec 4 2007 10:34 PM

    I was thinking of changing my gamertag to something slightly more badass. I had the idea of Darkseed.

    I later found out it was the name of a German metal band.

    Is this awesome? Y/N
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 28 2007 7:54 PM

    Is that so? Then you should at least know the lyrics.
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 27 2007 10:22 PM

    You are talking about the Great Destroyer right?
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 25 2007 10:03 PM

    Because it's ARTISTIC. He doesn't have time for unsophisticated swine such as thee...

    http://www.echoingthesound.org/phpbbx/viewtopic.php?t=28219

    On topic.
  • Georgia <3Georgia Crockford

    Nov 25 2007 10:08 PM

    Jake... is it or is it not true that stefan in a conversation deviant?
    xxx
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 19 2007 12:23 PM

    Also FYI, people normally comment on other people's profiles, not their own, in reply to someone's comment.
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 19 2007 12:23 PM

    Also

    In during head on a spring.
  • Jake

    Nov 18 2007 9:15 PM

    My shoes look photoshopped
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 18 2007 8:12 PM

    I've decided the term full force is now replaced by dragon force.
  • Jake

    Nov 18 2007 9:17 AM

    Ah, XKCD. Good stuff.
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 17 2007 7:51 PM

    I do try. =]

    And I mean the ones with the IRL photoshop thing.

    I read all of them, and then my mom got scared and said...
  • Jake

    Nov 17 2007 7:44 PM

    What is this katana based webcomic of which you speak?
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 17 2007 7:36 PM

    That webcomic with the katana. I have stumbled upon it.

    I've read up to that.

    It's making me feel happy and sad at the same time.

    What is this?
  • Jake

    Nov 17 2007 9:33 AM

    Link, now, motherfucker.
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Nov 16 2007 9:53 PM

    Guess what's just been leaked? YEAROMFGZEROLEETREMIXEDLOLOLOL
  • >> GLENN <<Glenn Bunn

    Nov 10 2007 3:07 PM

    thankyou very fucking much!
  • Mr. Self Destruct

    Oct 31 2007 8:55 PM

    But with-a teeth-a?