3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."The second woman said, "I blew chunks."The third woman said, "I burned down my house." After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won," and the second woman said, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog." Get the Best Jokes at myjokecafe.com Why was the cannibal expelled
from school?
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Dude, you got all these skanks on your top friends list, then theres me LOL j/k.... oh I still need your email address, I still havent heard anything from her... Im gonna write her soon if nothing by tomorrow. TTYS
Hey, I was gonna reply to your blog comments but I forgot already what you wrote... Im under the weather and not feeling well. Trying to take medicine for like the flu, hope its not strep. Gabby just had that last week. Anyway, I dont wanna be a stranger. Not sure what happened. I know its been almost a year. I remember I wrote a blog, mostly about joey's side and everyone started sending me ugly messages... I guess everyone assumed I was talking about them..... well anyway give me a call, I know you work I dont so not sure when you'll be home and I dont have your number. I had to replace my phone, dropped it in water. 770-401-5655. I'll wait for your call today or sometime tonight.
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