Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review No problem So your in charge around here is that fair to say? Absolutely, I'm the boss Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is Talk to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micro manage (like a boss) Promote synergy (like a boss) Hit on de€brah (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh, fuck me a can't fucking do it shit Pussy out (like a boss) Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) Suck a dudes dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) Suck my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) Fuck his brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the russian's (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss) Uh huh so that's an average day for you then? <br
Aw, shit, get your towels ready, its about to go down. Everybody in the place hit the fuckin deck, but stay on your motherfuckinn toes. We runnin this. Lets go.
I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat. I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Take a good, hard look at the motherfuckin boat.
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me. Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea. Bustin 5 knot wind, whippin out my coat. You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat.
Take a picture trick. I'm on a boat bitch. We drinkin Santana Champ cause it's so crisp. I got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies. I'm flippin burgers; you at Kinko's straight flippin copies.
I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit. The dolphin's splashin, gettin everybody all wet. But this ain't Sea-world, this as real as it gets. I'm on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget.
I'm on a boat and it's goin fast and I got an nauticle themed Pashmina afghan. I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo. If you on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh. Get the fuck up ,this boat is real.
Fuck land, I'm on a boat motherfucker. Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker. I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker. The boat engine make noise, motherfucker.
Hey ma, if you could see me now, arms spread wide on the starboard bow. Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow. Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible.
Yea. Never thought I'd be on a boat. It's a big blue watery road. Yea. Poseidon, look at me, ooh. (All hands on deck). Never
Happy Birthday Brett! =] I hope it was awesome homie! Just wait til i get my belt on you! lol =] YAYYY!!!! CANT WAIT!!! =] haha jk jk.. well ilylab! Duecez!
ohhhh im so sorry hun i got yu mixed up with yur bro for a second there lol :P well about meranda yeah she said she's sorry she will do you and she will do you hard if you really want to but then i said nooo me first and then she said well lets just leave it up to him and i said ok but he'll pick me cuz im a freak and i like dat whipped cream and handcuffs scene and she was like im not gonna do him im dating a FRESHMAN HAHAHAHAHA
how do yu have agriscience biology two gym classes AND that world history class..? that's 5 classes...?? i'm confused...idk... btw, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Well my friend meranda said is right here and she said she'd give you birthday sex but she doesnt want to get herpes..sorry hun :(
yah lol yu prob dont know him he graduated last yr :p he's 2nd on my top friend list..he's mii homie :D u didnt answer my question hoe what classes u got dis yr lol
haha naw evrything is has been lame lately :p the highlight of my day was talkin to my bestie dakota who i havent talked to in a while :P so what classes do yu have this year, mr. freshmore? ;)
ehhh yah i know it sucks hardcore...i think coach kain directs sat. acadmeny(thats what ive heard) which makes it worse cuz he's an ass... haha my dad said he dont wanna take me anyways lol which will most likely get me in more truble if i dont show up :p but oh well i honestly dgaf..wut u been up to today?? anythin fun? lol
lol damn kid... ohhh im suspended today and tomorrow then i'm going to saturday academy...becuz i cheated on a test...it's gay as hell..that shits gonna be so damn boring lol
Hey, I'm Brett..... that about sums it up.
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