Put In Random Order Not Specifying Level Of Enjoyment;
Altered States and/or Perceptions of Reality and/or Consciousness, Eating, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Breaking Stuff, Getting Kicked Out of Places, Watching T.V., Internet, Farting then Walking Away, College, Harboring Souls, Bums....All The Good Suff
I created and hold copy rights to the following characters....
Robo Jack White Emo Ronald McDonald Black Link Red Ranger Snoop Dogg Dead Bernie Mac
Food
Cookies Tuna Mushrooms Pound Cake Kool-Aid
PPC 4 LIFE
"Ape Nipples"
Are you ready for the pineapple revolution?
REVOLUTION!
So have you heard of the brand new trend?
It's sweeping the nation with no sign of a descend
It's awesome, gnarly, bodacious and fucken rad
Be the next person to get in one this hot, hot, FAD!
It's about as easy as A, two, go
Get a pineapple and point like there's no tomorrow!
Chorus:
It's a pineapple revolution
Our last chance for absolution
We won't accept any substitutions
So don't cause problems, be part of the solution!
Chorus x 2
All the cool people do it every single day
Tom Cruise, Jennifer Garner and even Patrick
Sway-zay
It'll pay your bills, make you smell good and your car go faster
Increase your libido, whiten your teeth and prevent cancer!
So start today, do it as fast as you can
Find and pineapple and target it with your hand
Chorus x 2
Tell your friends, your relatives and your enemies
Pineapple pointing requires no expertise
No one's too old, gay, young or poor
It's done by buddhists, communists and whores
Don't waste anymore time,
post a bulletin, go stand in line
Make sure it's ripe and in it's prime,
I don't know about you,
but my watch says it's pineapple pointen' time
Chorus x 2
Don't waste anymore time,
post a bulletin, go stand in line
Make sure it's ripe and in it's prime,
I don't know about you
but my watch says it's pineapple pointen' time
Chorus x 1
Fashion
"Stronger is also a fashion statement. Its for people like us, who dress fresh and like fly shit. And if you dont like the song, than more than likely you don't know how to dress either."
Rio Hondo College
Whittier,California
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: In Progress
Major: Philosophy
Minor: Game Development
Greek:
Alpha Gamma Sigma
Current Courses:
El Monte High
El Monte,California
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
2001 to 2001
South El Monte High
South El Monte,California
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: High School Diploma
Clubs: Pokemon Club
1998 to 2002
Artieh™'s Companies
Quiznos Gilbert, Arizona US Shift Manager
November 2006 to December 2006
IMS South El Monte, California US Shipping Clerk
September 2006 to November 2006
Office Depot Rosemead, California US Technology Associate
June 2005 to April 2006
Quiznos Montebello, California US Low Level Lackie
October 2004 to February 2005
Subway South El Monte, California US Assistant Manager
April 2002 to April 2003
KEJ Supply Tempe, Arizona US Phone Jockey
July 2007 to August 2007
Wal*Mart Chandler, Arizona US Customer Service Supervisor
January 2007 to July 2007
Wal*Mart Chandler, Arizona US In-Stock Associate
August 2007 to November 2007
iQor Chandler, Arizona US Customer Service Representivitve
January 2008 to October 2008
Apple Inc. Chandler, Arizona US Apple Care Agent
December 2008 - January 2009
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Artieh™ needs a bong... badly Posted at 5:23 AM Nov 14 view more
A stroy about Altruism, Renaissance, Termoil, Heresy,
Ultimatums
and
Reaganomics...
I'm a hunter of peace chasing the elusive mayfly known as love....I'm poor....The cool kids don't like me because I don't do their drugs with them....my favorite fruit is kiwi....I'm a funny guy....but for some weird reason people hate me....they throw vegetables and cans of motor oil at me....I'm a Pokemon Trainer and Veteran/Professional Gamer....I posses an endless well of useless knowledge....I don't walk conventionally....I spend 87% of my time on the internet....I only own 2 pairs of boxers.... 'cause that's how many Katy stole for me <2....my dad's a drug dealer....I like to take pictures of sunrises/sunsets....I'm a criminal mastermind....I eat food all the time....because of this my keyboard is sticky and has ants in it....my computer's name is Larry....I'm real fucking mature too....I'm ESRB rated 'M' for Mature....I don't know English....I run an underground baby fighting ring....I don't like sluts or whores....they confuse and enrage me....I don't follow 'trends', I start them....I accidentally hurt myself at least once a day....I have a sick fascination with peanut butter....I procrastinate....I have a pet donkey named Pep-peh who likes to get drunk and hit women....and he tells A LOT of racist jokes....and has sex with mail boxes....I'm slowly dieing very fast....I'm a modern day hero....I'm someone's son....I raise Emus....I wrote all of this
A great MAN once said to me "You are going to change the way people see video games"
and
A great WOMAN once wrote about me "I bet there isn't an individual who has met you that hasn't been amazed at what a wonderful and unique person you are"
Things I do do: Things I promise I am going to do
Help someone when they ask for it
Laugh at inside jokes only I understand
Talk to myself even when other people are around
Give advice
Say what is on my mind
Care what certain people have to say on certain topics
Think more than I should about things
Tell the truth
Cook for others and myself
Things I try not to do: Give bad advice
Say what is on my mind
Hurt the people who matter to me
Not finish reading a book
Make someone feel unimportant
Scare old ladies and small children
Be needy
Burn the food
Things I try not to do but do sometimes: Give bad advice
Say what is on my mind
Use the last of the toilet paper
Eat crappy food
Drink a lot of alcohol
Get angry and attack the city
Demean people
Plagiarize
Forget to reply or call back
Lie
Who I'd like to meet:
I've just seen a face,
I can't forget the time or place
That we'd just met, she's just the girl for me
And I want all the world to see we've met
Had it been another day
I might have looked the other way
But I had never been aware
And as it is I dream of her tonight
Falling, yes I am falling
And she keeps calling me back again
I have never known
The likes of this, I've been alone
And I have missed things and kept out of sight
But other girls were never quite like this...
I'd like to meet someone who knows who all or most of my heroes are....someone who is hardcore and would climb up a tree with me so we can ambush someone....someone who shares all or most of my general interest....someone who understands how to have fun on a budget....someone who is as funny or funnier than me....someone who knows how to act very retarded....someone who thinks the crap I say/write/do is funny....someone who possesses what I consider intelligence....someone who genuinely likes me for who I am....someone who I can watch T.V./Movie with and will enjoy my commentary on every second of it....someone who likes to eat food....someone who knows what I'm talking about most of the time....someone who plays with legos....someone who isn't a music nazi....someone who answers the questions I ask....or at least tries....someone who can tolerate their own suffering, but not that of others....someone who thinks i remind them of a video game character...someone who would like spending time with me doing whatever....
And makes me want to FUCKEN sing
...
[[ In the preceding someone means Female who speaks english and isn't associated with any kind of pirates ]]
I met Towelie at Bonnaroo 2007 near the Discoteque Arcade after Girl Talk played....it was one of most monumental moments in my life....I'll always remember to bring a towel <2
And Molly...sweet sweet Molly
What I do with this thing called life:
Financially speaking I don't have a job at the moment so I am actively seeking employment for the purpose of paying the government and other agencies that require funding for my existence... I also have many schemes and clever ploys in development at the moment to make my the money I so desperately need to eat and stuff... but I doubt anyone will buy my home made furbies :(
Education wise I am a part-time Philosophy major at Chandler-Gilbert Community College where I plan to finish up my prerequisites and then transfer out to ASU and where insanity shall ensue! But at the moment my present concern is furthering my knowledge through personal interaction and processing of written word as outlined by the professors who govern it....
Career wise I am an Independant Game Developer (with 2 years exprience using 3Ds Max, Maya, SoftImage, Combustion and Flash MX) registered with the IGDA....I attended Siggraph in 2005....once I have honed my skills I would like to attend Digipen in Redmond, Washington, but would be satisfied with improving my abilities through online courses, paid or even internshipial hands on development...
I'm also addicted to World of Warcraft.....
Smash Bros. is like the ultimate collection of awesome. If it were a movie, it'd be a Godfather remake set in the Star Wars universe starring Spider-Man and the Terminator
Friend Code: 4639-8626-2191
A Poem I Wrote:
As far as I can tell the year is 1466. I'm being treated like an isometric hamster. This room is just a facade and the scientist who took me here...
I don't remember keeping any blood in my nose. "Closed"? What do you mean "Closed"? Is that like "Open"? It would be immoral for you to do that to a bag of chips.
Crutches often get stuck on ever repeating and condensing dimensions of reality. Serious attempts to turn a chair into a goat shall be documented. Baby lotion can be used on steaks, as an engine coolant and to heal werewolf bites.
How do I know I'm not a cop?
Be weary of anvils near belly button. If there's isn't a top just put your hand on it and shake. I'm merely a pretense of my future self. Ask me where these napkins are, go ahead, ask me!
Somewhere in the jungles of the congo there's a duck version of you doing everything you're doing in a duck sized habitat. You could be listening to radio head right now. Visit our website if you're unable to connect to the internet. I don't agree with what your hair is saying. Please refrain from melting in my room. I would never lick your eyebrows.
Why doesn't the toilet paper from the future work on Mondays? I have made peace with the squirrels and now they use my name in reference to 1,871 emotions, inanimate objects, weather conditions and colors.
There's no cocaine at the bottom of the trash can. That's the sound of your computer crying. Don't smile at me if you haven't done your taxes. Truth is I never ate that 2002 Jetta, I just stared at it until it turned into a pile of babies.
no one understands when i see a pigeon i laugh ever so hard.... muah hahahahah!!!!! so i have a whole team of smokeouters going now! we're going to need t-shirts to signify our unity.... i come up with the slogan, you come up with the design!
Hey Game Core is in 2 weeks on Saturday September 12th! Its gonna be a nerd party. Come out and play games see MC Lars, Celebrate the Dreamcasts Birthday and more!
Online Now!
I can only hope that some other gaming place might consider highering me for the holidaze.
