Michael
My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down!

Male
24 years old
Eastampton, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 12/31/2008
Mood: sassy Mood Image
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    Michael's Interests
GeneralMusic, Art, Religion, Psychology, MJ.
MusicMy favorite bands include; Ween, Les Claypool (Primus, Frog Brigade, Holy Mackerel, Sausage, Oysterhead, Bucket Of Bernie Brains,) Mike Patton (Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Romances, General Patton vs The X-Ecutioners,) Tool, A Perfect Circle, Marilyn Manson, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Left Rights, Beck, Belle And Sebastian, Melvins, Swans, Soundgarden, Frank Zappa, Dweezil Zappa, Radiohead, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Patience and Prudence, M.I.R.V, The Residents, Butthole Surfers, Wesley Willis, Jim Ether, Dead Kennedys, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Morphine, The Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Notorious B.I.G., 2pac, Jay-Z, Gorillaz, Ehsam, Macabre, System Of A Down, David Bowie, Self, Sonic Youth, Smashing Pumpkins, Buckethead, Praxis, Oingo Boingo, Dillinger Escape Plan, Wu-Tang Clan, NIN, Ministry, Phish, Cypress Hill, Led Zeppelin, Stickabush, Gwar, Tom Waits, Snoop Dogg, Redman, Rage Against The Machine, Portishead, Negativland, The Avalanches, The Sugarcubes, Yngwie Malmsteen, Bjork, Busta Rhymes, Elton John, Polaris, Ol' Dirty Bastard, MF Doom, Cake, The Tea Party, Neurosis, The Beta Band, The Beets, The Beatles, Protecious, Pink Floyd, Secret Chiefs 3, Elvis Presely, Frank Sinatra, Stone Temple Pilots, Buckethead, They Might Be Giants, Alice In Chains, Mogwai, Incubus, Mars Volta, Eminem, Queens Of The Stone Age, OverClocked ReMix's, Dr Seuss... There's more.
MoviesSome of my favorites; Requiem For A Dream, Lolita, American Beauty, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Holy Grail, Natural Born Killers, Boogie Nights, Adaptation, Alert, Goodfellas, Trainspotting, Oliver And Company, Robin Hood, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe, Akira, The Butterfly Effect, Stand By Me, Big Fish, Dr.Strangelove, Tokyo Godfathers, A Clockwork Orange, Office Space, The Goonies, Punch Drunk Love, Pulp Fiction, Menace II Society, The Big Lebowski, Being John Malkovich, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, The Shining, Frailty, Memento, The Wall, Talk Radio, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, This Is Spinal Tap, It, There's Something About Mary, Yellow Submarine...
TelevisionParanoia Agent, Kodomo No Jikan, Serial Experiments Lain, FLCL, Upright Citizens Brigade, King Of The Hill, Pete And Pete, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Myth Busters, The Maxx, Chowder, South Park, Old-School Nickelodeon (Doug > All,) anything that doesn't suck.
BooksThe Bible, Anything by Sam Kieth, Lolita, A Clockwork Orange, A Life Of Aleister Crowley, various Art Books.
HeroesJesus Christ, Paul of Tarsus, Andy Warhol, Frank Zappa...

     Michael's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Eastampton
Body type:6' 1"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Income:$75,000 to $100,000

   Michael's Networking
Music - Performance - Bass
I'm a fucking beast.
Music - Performance - Vocals
I'm a fucking beast.
Television - Talent - Voiceover
I'm a fucking beast.



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   Michael's Blurbs
About me:
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Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Who I'd like to meet:
-Melvins-

-Ween-

-Mr Bungle-

-Tool-

-Primus-

-Frank Zappa-

-Beck-

-Radiohead-

-Buckethead-

-Jimi Hendrix-

-The Residents-

And yes, I do have better taste in music than you.

   Michael's Friend Space (Top 4)
Michael has 271 friends.
 MIKE GREEZY LOWWWRY 


 Brittanshmee 


 legsandshoes 


 ♥KRYSTLE MARiE♥ 





Michael's Friends Comments
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Mongoloid





Dec 28 2008 7:55 PM

i love you
Cracker Rican (shave your head)





Sep 27 2008 5:05 PM

na
kara babyyy





Sep 17 2008 4:31 PM

i saw you in borders yesterdayyy.
Rin-Chan





Sep 1 2008 11:17 PM

Rin-Chan ai Michael-Sensei!
Brittanshmee





Aug 22 2008 3:00 AM

Lol looks like you.
XD
legsandshoes





Aug 22 2008 12:35 AM

Myspace Comments - I Think Youre Super
legsandshoes





Aug 9 2008 10:20 AM



Myspace Graphics

legsandshoes





Aug 16 2008 12:12 PM

legsandshoes





Aug 4 2008 10:47 AM

Brittanshmee





Jul 14 2008 6:51 PM

THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST FRIGHTENING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!! WHY?!
Brittanshmee





Jul 14 2008 2:53 AM

lol you're a horrible person.
XD
Brittanshmee





Jul 14 2008 2:50 AM

Well, they're actually brown or tan if you want to get technical.
Brittanshmee





Jul 13 2008 10:32 PM

I bet he's constipated.
Brittanshmee





Jul 13 2008 10:31 PM

I'm so glad you noticed :D
♥Sassy McNasty♥





Jun 26 2008 6:55 PM

what would have been photoshopped?
thats when me my daughter and dad went to the aquarium last year when i was pregnant with my youngest... derf i was in the spongebob 3d movie glasses which are still soo effing rad ;)
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May 24 2008 2:12 AM

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May 19 2008 7:33 PM

hai boy hai.
(:
MIKE GREEZY LOWWWRY





May 17 2008 3:26 PM

haha i know i know. how you been man? i tried calling you from work the other night but no one answered.
hit me up sometime man
MIKE GREEZY LOWWWRY





May 16 2008 1:04 AM

haha that shits funny.
im high as shit right now too haha
Frank Howley





May 1 2008 12:54 AM

Are you ever on AIM?
MIKE GREEZY LOWWWRY





Mar 18 2008 12:28 AM

same to you bro. i hope you had a better one than i had
Zwick





Feb 15 2008 10:36 PM

unbelieveable look at this kids profile

http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.518729090.cn/
JO JO





Feb 12 2008 10:19 PM

rip mike :*(

http://profile.myspace.com.index.cfm.fuseaction.user.viewprofile.friendid.11872889.cn
♥KRYSTLE MARiE♥





Jan 13 2008 6:53 AM

OK Michael I will
♥KRYSTLE MARiE♥





Jan 10 2008 10:59 PM

Are you fuckin g kidding me? You want me to pray? Have you lost your mind?
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