hackeysack, surfing, playing blues guitar, sarcasm, drinking heavily, exhaling smoke...of whatever form, GTA San Andreas... i kill them on the screen and then i can make it through the day without squeezin' cute things, free stuff, chicks, and your mom.
Sublime, , Stone Temple Pilots, Counting Crows, Jack Johnson, Bo Diddley, The Doors, Eric Clapton, Christina aguilara (I'm sorry but the bitch got pipes), Led Zepplin, B.B. King, Metallica, John Legend, Eminem & Dre, D12, fifty and all that G-Unit Shit, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Audioslave, 3 Doors Down, Nickelback, Staind, Gorillaz, Blues Traveler, Weezer, Oasis, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Doobie Brothers, Queen, Foo-Fighters, John Mayer, Johnny Lang, Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Lynard Skynard, C.C.R., Live, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Bush, Ludacris, R-kelly, The Stones, Matchbox Twenty, Santana, Guns & Roses, Usher, Missy Elliot, Dispatch, Wu-tang, All The Marleys-nuff respact!, DMX, Offspring, Method Man, Marvin Gaye, Sir Elton John, Ozzy, Richard Cheese, Ray Charles, Fiona Apple, The Roots, Snoop, John Meloncamp, Van Morrison, Collective Soul, Slightly Stupid, Busta Rhymes, and Many Many More...
Movies
Natural Born Killers was alot of fun, Sin City cuz Mickey is like the coolest bad ass in history, Pulp fiction was awesome, Train Spotting cuz man that shit brings me back, any BATMAN movie ever made i dont care what people say because he's my dawg and love how they've portrayed every villian no matter how cheesy it gets, the musical 1776 dont ask me why becuz its not like im the kinda guy who watches anything considered a musical but it hit me as amazing that the principle from boy meets world could sing, Clueless cuz man i wish i could've grown up that way, The Labrynth i dont need to explain that one, How High, half baked, Dazed and Confused, and Refer Madness cuz im a raging pothead with Nug Life tatoo'd across my forearms, Porn...wait let me explain, not that i think for a second youll buy it but i love to watch porn becuz no matter how deep they mite tell you the story is and no matter how fuckin' disgusting the title is, i will always for the rest of my life laff my ass off when i press fast forward and watch ne-body have sex, Super Mario Bros. was eye candy, Total Recall cuz Arnold will never get a chance to play a fat ugly woman ever again, any Exorcist movie ever made even though Linda Blaire still has yet to find someone to up stage her in a posessed role, polly shore movie's-you mite hate me but i cant help but laff at that silly man, a million other demented films for a million other demented reasons, and Gump...cuz it made me cry. STOP!! dont give me any shit ok. i made it throo the whole movie without crying and did already admit to myself that it was a good movie, but when he started talkin to Jenny's grave and did that whole "he's so smart Jenny, you'd be so proud" shit, i couldnt help myself. i tear'd up like a welfare kid who wanted a PSP for christmas and said "god dammit man leave the little retard alone for fuck sake. hasnt he gone throo enuff?"
Television
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Books
oh my god the f%$@ing Da Vinci Code
Heroes
Spawn, Batman, Superman, Wolverine, The Hulk, Spiderman, The Fantastic Four, oh wait...shit, i think they meant real life heroes. hmmmm...i wonder what that questions really askin'. i mean do they mean like someone who actually saved me from something like a fire or dove in front of a bullet for me? or is it more like someone who is inspiring in a way that when i see theyre life's good deeds it made me change my life for the better, like my father's a good guy type'a shit. or is it like a Lance Armstrong beet Cancer and wins medals so now my fat ass smokes light cigarettes and gets my own beer out of the fridge instead of send my kid to do it, kinda hero. or mabey that guy does something i love to do better than me and i wanna be like him someday kinda hero. What the fuck does that mean!?...fuck it, you know what? it's a stupid question. of course it's only stupid cuz i dont know how to answer it...shit, people are gonna read this.
About me: It's The Incredible Twiznitch Up In Dis Biznitch Lettin' The Shiznit Hit The Fizzan MUUUU-F%&@er!!! Yes Your Absolutely Rite it is I...Twitch!!! The Guitar Totin'...Refer tokin'...uh...cigarette smokin'!!... skitzo...uuuuh.... we all know and love. If you have your doubts,... believe me when i tell you it's really me, the one and only real Twitch... Y'know, big usually blonde, but not so much recently....no... , beard, peircings, incredibly bad language,.. handsome, charismatic...sorry.... i got stuck thinking about myself again. So!! NE_WAY!!!!! now that you know where im at...e-mail me!........Hell, even if you dont know me... e-mail me!! Fuck'it I dont care i love chattin with stranger's! Nuttin But Love Homie! Big Twizzy over & out...
Who I'd like to meet: a two headed man, micheal jackson's plastic surgeon, fook mi and fook u from austin powers, godzilla, jack nicholson, a man with no head, a mexican named patrick o'brady, mr. bucket, a two legged dog, the man who invented spinners, a diabetic vampire with a sweet tooth, bill clinton, every hot chick alive today, a scottish man with a lisp, da vinci, liberacci's taylor, an alien that was popular in his highschool, metallica, someone else who had a bad experience in paris and now hates the french as much as i do, cartman, the asshole who decided to name it a wart, a man with just a head, elvis ( the older fat one...i liked him...hmmm yeah fat elvis), a talking parrot who was raised by a teretts woman, pamela anderson so i can finally stop lookin at her like that when she's not there ( I feel so guilty)and..you!
yo whats up brotha lookin sexy as ever.......sexy pants. im in austin tejas...fuckin chasin pussy and.............wonderin what the fuck you been doin man...... uh i lost your phone number....lets chat man. so yeah send me that shit and ill give ya a call.
hey love! need ur input on a tatoo. i kinda refuse to get it without u. has to do with my sister and brother. HOPE UR CHILLEN WELL! wish i could see you homie. still remember u on my 16th birthday playing the guitar. talk to you when ever you are available. good spirits with you man... Newport
Hello splizzy dizzy. I had a dream last night where you, Greg and I were holding hands running through a field of shrooms and natural shrubbery and from what I gather... I think it's BULLSHIT that we haven't been able to get down to FL to see you and whoever else Greg wants to see. Needless to say, I can't wait to meet you. We have your music playing all fucking time and we even have drawings from you hanging up in our room. This is unfair. We will make it down eventually... and we will... but is this still of interest to you? Let me know, I know so much about you and I need to see you, Greg loves you man... so fucking much... we seriously have 1/2 of our bedroom dedicated to you.... I need to meet the man who changed my mans life... for lack of a better explanation... if it weren't for you... I don't even know if we would be together. I owe you and I know Greg owes you, get back to me my friend.
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT Greg + Me + Truck = Headified Stoner Ass Road Trip to Florida. Let's look for a field of shroomery and camp for a week. Word? We're coming to get you.
Hey man how has life been treatin ya? I thought I'd say high! I was thinkin of you cause I listened to your music all day while I was studing for my finals. Lovin you man! Can't wait till the rest of the world catches on to how famous you really are:)..be good...take care...maybe I'll see ya soon:)
Awesome show tonight, Twitch. Not sure what I like best- your sexy voice or your utter lack of inhibition. Or perhaps your lyrics. You left me wanting more. You may be the craziest mother fucker I know. And damn, I love you for that. See you again soon, I hope. xoxo, ~ judy
Yo Twitch! Just chillen, workin, and jammin. Probably could've rented you something before, but I'm retreating to my mom's condo for a few months to recoup and save some cash. Was up in Delray but living out in Pompano now. We should chill sometime and rock out before I move out of my place. I have a studio until I move, if you're down to jam.
i get photo comments and msg's BUT you are just toooo cool to leave me a comment eva! not once. so, yeah whateva. ;) kiddin i am not the pimp. u are. and i tried to get yo numba from guido. he hates me. he won't respond. msg me ur number, friend. and how is fl?
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