I write whatever I want to write, and that's what makes it great. Freelance, bitches. Working on a very important screenplay at the present time. Give ya two hints: It's written, and it's not balogna sandwiches. One more? Oook, it's about something t
Ian's Companies
Drunken Writers Guild York, PA US Drunken Writer, 'Drunk' Div. of Gonzo Studies, Consumer of Spirits.
Forgot, but I'm pretty sure I still work there.
Ian Sleeps All Day, LLC. York, PA US Napologist Div. Of Holding The Couch Down R&D
From the time I fell out of my mom until death.
Vicious Head Game (formerly Moral Oral Inc.) York, PA US Cunnilingual Artisan I'm a fucking pimp, that's my division.
1997 - present
Ian might get a little of the ole' in and out. view more
About me: I'm an average underachiever with a higher than average IQ and a family I don't deserve who puts up with shit they don't deserve. I have problems, loves, joys, regrets, failures, victories, and orgasms. I love my fiancé, my baby Oli, video games, food, taking naps, art, music, and movies. I work like a normal person, sleep like a narcoleptic person, and feel like a squishy person. In the last 5 years I have delved into conspiracy theory, astrophysics, archaeology, religion, beer, football, art, and world politics. I'm an odd bird. But at least I'm not boring.
Hey hunnie... just thought i would leave you a little note to tell you how much i love you. p.s. where's the pics of our daughter you were going to put up??
hell the fuck yea, 2nd trimester is awesome, it's the last enjoyment you gonna get before the 3rd and the real bitching beings. We're planing a trip up there before to long, so one night out the trip we're gonna swing through your way with the fat Va nugs. WORD SKILLET
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