~ChrISt on a BroOMstIck!~*Bong Girl*[Misadventure]

Even if you don't read anything else, please take the time to read this part. If you don't want to be bothered, neither do I... So here's the fucking deal. [I know this sounds rude, but this isn't my intention. Just think of this as a favor. See, this way, I'm not wasting your time, you're not wasting your effort. I don't really know how to lie, so I'll be honest. Oh, and did I tell you I have an utter lack of tact?]


I do not accept add requests from random people. If you want to add me, please take the time to introduce yourself first. Leaving your name in an add request is NOT a proper introduction. I want to know who you are and why you want to add me. I don't make exceptions for anyone, sorry.

If you want to add me just because of my looks, get lost. I'm most likely not interested in you [especially if you're single, lol I want to fuck your wife, too...] Sorry kids.
Occasionally I will make an exception, but only at our discretion. I will be sure to let you know if I happen to be interested, but until then stop wasting your words.
Fuck crackheads. And not the way they'd like to be fucked...
Not into fatties either.
I don't like obsessive creeps and we barbecue stalkers for dinner
If you're lame enough to lie about something as stupid as your first name, please go waste someone else's time.
I'm not a fucking homewrecker, and I won't have any behind-the-back dealings.
I'm not as stuck on beauty as I am brains; I tend to focus a little more on personality...
He likes them hot, though.
If kinky scares you, run. Far away and fast.

I could make a book out of all the stupid/perverted crap people have said to me on Myspace. In fact, I may just do so one day. The idea amuses the hell out of me. Don't be an idiot, or you may just find your stupid words in a book one day.... I also have a rather amusing habit of blogging the stupid shit people say to me when it gets irritating. Believe me, my blog doesn't see half the shit my inbox does.




I like to read, watch movies, smoke the occasional herb, and make other peoples' lives miserable as often as possible. I guess you could say I'm a kandy kid. I love bright shiny things, stuff that glows, mirrors and light shows.

I skate sometimes when it isn't raining. In the winter I ski when I'm not too busy freezing my little ass off. I'm a great dancer, and I have no problems making everyone stare. I'm that obnoxious bitch on the pool table...and I guarantee you, I come home with more cash stuffed down my pants than you do. ;) I don't know the meaning of the words "camera shy".

I walk around a lot, and spend much of my time lost in my own mind. I forget what I'm doing a lot. I adore animals; cats and horses are my favorite. If I were to choose one animal to whom I am most alike, it would definitely be a cat.

I'm engaged to a wonderful man. We've been together about four years and were married June 21(2009). We have lots of fun together and keep each other young. He's always there for me and I know I can depend on him. He means more to me than anyone else, so if you fuck with him you'll be dealing with me.

I've inherited two pretty cool kids and I'm the only grandmother I know of my age...