celena
"Thats right.. you know you like to read my profile.. over and over."

Female
37 years old
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login:8/20/2008
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    celena's Interests
General I love my kids.My kids are awesome. I wouldnt trade them for any other kids, well maybe some kids with wealthy parents. I like my Bike. I like to toodle around on it. Im not entering any RACES on that thing. I am looking into getting a road bike, only out of peer pressure. It has to be pink. I love walking. walk walk walk. If you want to walk with me, let me know. I like Farmers Markets and cotton candy. mmm. Paul Frank, Handbags, Barbies, Bettie Page, Leopard Print anything, film watching, YO MAMA Jokes, Painting, people watching, strolls. Bands too. But not any bands that need a puppet in the mix to make it work. thats lame. Wow. I also like chinese noodles.
Shirley Temple!



Your sex life mostly resembles a Shirley Temple - You are innocent and still like to act like a kid. You probably don’t have much of a sex life, but that’s o.k. because in time you will.

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The French were bred to die for love They delight in fighting duels But I prefer a man who lives And gives expensive jewels A kiss on the hand may be quite continental But diamonds are a girl's best friend A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental On your humble flat, or help you at the automat Men grow cold as girls grow old And we all lose our charms in the end But square cut or pear shaped These rocks don't lose their shape Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Music OOH too much to think of.. Kaiser Chiefs, Pennywise, King Sugar, The Living End, The Mofo Party Band, Slow Car Crash, Cold War Kids, Justin Timberlake, Goldfrappe, Jay-Z, Dido, Duran Duran, Gnarls Barkley, The Bravery, The Church, Social Distortion, Death Cab for Cutie, the Transplants, Gorillaz, Bad Religion, Talking Heads, Green Day, David Bowie, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bob Marley, Morrissey, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, The Clash, The Cure, Maroon 5, John Denver (only the cheesy shit), Barry Manilow, Damian Marley, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones( the old stuff), Lenny Kravitz(my momma said..), AH-HA so I can sing TAKE ON ME at the tops of my lungs, The Lemon Heads, Oasis, Travis, Tears For Fears, Michael Jackson when he was a black boy, Jazzy stuff; Coltrane, Dave Brubeck,Louie Armstrong and the Hot 5s, NO smooth Jazz. U2, NOFX, Fort Minor, She Wants Revenge, Flock of Seagulls. Plus too much more.
MoviesStranger than Fiction, All About My Mother,rattawhateveritscalled, Blast from the Past, Kinky Boots, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Resident Evil-s,Superman Returns, Love + Hate, The Machinist, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Moulin Rouge, The Bird Cage, Star Wars, Lost IN Translastion, The Girl Next Door, Bend it like Beckham, Dogville, GHOST DOG, Groundhog Day, Mars Attacks, Pretty woman ( who doesnt wanna be a hooker that finds prince charming), Valley Girl, Pretty in Pink, 16 candles, George of the Jungle(Brendan almost naked), Croupier, Gosford Park, Closer (Clive's a total bastard in that film) The Matrix (1, only), Joe Dirt (DANG!), POOTY TANG Spanglish (crushing on adam sandler), a Knights Tale, Napoleon Dynomite, Audition, Ichi the Killer, The Bridge, Idiocracy, She's The Man, I cant think of more. If I do, I will add them.
TelevisionGordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, Flight of the Conchords, How I Met Your Mother, Little Britain, Penn and Teller's BULL SHIT, Entourage, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Big Brother, Yes Dear, The ALI G show , Project Runway, Top Chef.
BooksSidharrtha- Hermann Hesse. I read more books but cant ever remember what they are called. I do read magazines. LOTS and LOTS of magazines. I then donate these magazines to my DRs offices so their patients can then steal them and take them home. THEY can recycle them. Im going to drop them at the Jury Room at my city's court house. They had lame magazines.
Groups: Rockin' Myspace MamasGirls With Glasseship mamas n' daddyslover and friendsStoneshiver Fan ClubThe Tower District - Fresno, CAThe Art of Erotic TextSUPER LUCKY CATZ FANS ONLY

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     celena's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Fresno
Body type:5' 4"
Religion:Catholic
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college
Occupation:artist

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   celena's Blurbs
About me:
Etsy
Buy Handmade
WhimsiesbyCelena
If you are in Fresno.. add my other myspace.. its for the art!!
http://www.myspace.com/whimsies


Im a pain in da ass, NERD!. living in the 80s, , if its "WRONG", I love it. Love Child of Frank Sinatra and Bettie Page. Will stick up for my friends and loves. and I am forever fishing my mind out of the gutter. I like to be myself and if that makes you uncomfy..KEEP ON KEEPING ON! I am modest and I dont like to look in the mirror, I scare me. But I dont mind checking you out. HAHAHA. I am a glorified doodler in the Fresno area. Stay at Home Mommy digging my 2 boys (11 years and 4 years). Its great to be able to take care of them on a moment to moment basis.
, conor or hitler????? kidding
"YO GABBA GABBA is very weird"- Gavin
  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
You Are Totally Prissy
People should call you princess - that is, if they don't already.
You like everything "just so" ...and you don't mind complaining if you're not getting what you want.
You're freaked out by anything gross, dirty, or low class. You definitely need to be protected from the world.
And while people usually don't mind protecting you, you're prissy antics can get a bit annoying.
Who I'd like to meet:
I like people. Local people are great. Other parents, artists, arty parents. People that want to be parents some day or like to view art. Or if you just have a cat. Dogs are fine too. I prefer my Bunny and Guinea. Merv the Perv...Non Cookie Cutters. I love brains.. humor... wit... smokin' fashion sense... Tattoos. If you are Different.. funny.. silly and will stay in contact.. OH.. and HOT People, THEN I would LOVE to be your friend. BOYS AND GIRLS welcome.

   


   


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Aug 20 2008 9:26 PM

YAY!!! I like being missed! ;)
Eren





Aug 20 2008 5:31 AM

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Aug 20 2008 1:08 AM

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Awesome tunes, babygirl! Remember that you're loved....
Epic





Aug 16 2008 5:29 PM

Absolutely Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank
Wise, Majestic Sharna of the Winds





Aug 15 2008 6:46 AM

Only 105 *'s? Surely you deserve at least three hundred asterisks.
~Watty~





Aug 14 2008 10:07 PM

I swear when I looked at this picture today I thought you looked like trouble! LOL
Kelley





Aug 14 2008 3:29 PM

Rico the owner..I've known his family forever & trust his work.
He did a freakin awesome job! I am going to water this mornng so if yer around lookout for me & I'll show ya hehe!!
LiTaL





Aug 14 2008 1:34 PM

Hi my new friend. How is your day going? Thanks for visiting my site! 08.08.
08 was a BIG day, my debut CD – journey back was released and received great reviews, so be sure to pick up a copy!
Stephen





Aug 14 2008 8:35 AM

Lunch right now? Well, it's early, but...OKAY!!

Be there in ten...
Stephen





Aug 14 2008 8:16 AM

YOU clearly don't comprehend your importance in my life. I would drop everything.

And I'm free right now. 23 hours and 45 minutes.
Stephen





Aug 14 2008 8:11 AM

There're only 23 hours and 50 minutes for you to ENSURE it's a good bday for me ;-)
Kelley





Aug 14 2008 7:17 AM

Yup, RedWave..where were ya?
Epic





Aug 14 2008 6:46 AM

my Court is Empty...Guards have cleared the yard of all doxy Maiden, Knaves,Scoundrel and Varlets.

You are free to join .
Epic





Aug 14 2008 6:27 AM

I've actually had a cold all week, but i seem to be improving slightly today.
You have been SO out of touch, I hope everythings been well in your court..
iffin you ever need me, you know where to find me right ??
DB & The Struggle





Aug 14 2008 6:13 AM

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~Watty~