celena
www.myspace.com/Celenashhh. Im lurking and can be found on facebook under celena.martinMood: amused
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celena
- FRESNO, CALIFORNIA, US
- Last Login: 8/16/2009
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General
..Celena Martin
Create Your Badge.. I love my kids.My kids are awesome. I wouldnt trade them for any other kids, well maybe some kids with wealthy parents. I like my Bike. I like to toodle around on it. Im not entering any RACES on that thing. I am looking into getting a road bike, only out of peer pressure. It has to be pink. I love walking. walk walk walk. If you want to walk with me, let me know. I like Farmers Markets and cotton candy. mmm. Paul Frank, Handbags, Barbies, Bettie Page, Leopard Print anything, film watching, YO MAMA Jokes, Painting, people watching, strolls. Bands too. But not any bands that need a puppet in the mix to make it work. thats lame. Wow. I also like chinese noodles.
Shirley Temple! 
Your sex life mostly resembles a Shirley Temple - You are innocent and still like to act like a kid. You probably don’t have much of a sex life, but that’s o.k. because in time you will.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
The French were bred to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or pear shaped
These rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Music
OOH too much to think of.. Kaiser Chiefs, Pennywise, King Sugar, The Living End, The Mofo Party Band, Slow Car Crash, Cold War Kids, Justin Timberlake, Goldfrappe, Jay-Z, Dido, Duran Duran, Gnarls Barkley, The Bravery, The Church, Social Distortion, Death Cab for Cutie, the Transplants, Gorillaz, Bad Religion, Talking Heads, Green Day, David Bowie,
Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bob Marley, Morrissey, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, The Clash, The Cure, Maroon 5, John Denver (only the cheesy shit), Barry Manilow, Damian Marley, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones( the old stuff), Lenny Kravitz(my momma said..), AH-HA so I can sing TAKE ON ME at the tops of my lungs, The Lemon Heads, Oasis, Travis, Tears For Fears, Michael Jackson when he was a black boy, Jazzy stuff; Coltrane, Dave Brubeck,Louie Armstrong and the Hot 5s, NO smooth Jazz. U2, NOFX, Fort Minor, She Wants Revenge, Flock of Seagulls. Plus too much more.Movies
Stranger than Fiction, All About My Mother,rattawhateveritscalled, Blast from the Past, Kinky Boots, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Resident Evil-s,Superman Returns, Love + Hate, The Machinist, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Moulin Rouge, The Bird Cage, Star Wars, Lost IN Translastion, The Girl Next Door, Bend it like Beckham, Dogville, GHOST DOG, Groundhog Day, Mars Attacks, Pretty woman ( who doesnt wanna be a hooker that finds prince charming), Valley Girl, Pretty in Pink, 16 candles, George of the Jungle(Brendan almost naked), Croupier, Gosford Park, Closer (Clive's a total bastard in that film) The Matrix (1, only), Joe Dirt (DANG!), POOTY TANG Spanglish (crushing on adam sandler), a Knights Tale, Napoleon Dynomite, Audition, Ichi the Killer, The Bridge, Idiocracy, She's The Man, I cant think of more. If I do, I will add them.Television
Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares, Flight of the Conchords, How I Met Your Mother, Little Britain, Penn and Teller's BULL SHIT, Entourage, Simpsons, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Big Brother, Yes Dear, The ALI G show , Project Runway, Top Chef.
Books
Sidharrtha- Hermann Hesse. I read more books but cant ever remember what they are called. I do read magazines. LOTS and LOTS of magazines. I then donate these magazines to my DRs offices so their patients can then steal them and take them home. THEY can recycle them. Im going to drop them at the Jury Room at my city's court house. They had lame magazines.
Details
- Status: Married
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Hometown: Fresno
- Height: 5' 4"
- Religion: Catholic
- Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
- Children: Proud parent
- Education: Some college
- Occupation: artist
Schools
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Roosevelt High
- Fresno,California
- Graduated: 1988
- Student status: Alumni
- Degree: High School Diploma
- Clubs: senior class Secretary, student body Historian.. general geek.
1986 to 1988
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- US
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Latest Blog Entries
- Aug 16, 2009 8:52 AM We've Only Just Begun.....
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- Jan 15, 2009 7:21 PM EXTREME HOME MAKE OVER!!!!!! ( yellin it like Oprah)
- Dec 8, 2008 10:32 AM Sir, I raise you....
- Nov 14, 2008 5:35 PM Fresno; the Restaurant.
Blurbs
About me:
| Etsy Buy Handmade WhimsiesbyCelena |
http://www.myspace.com/whimsies
Im a pain in da ass, NERD!. living in the 80s, , if its "WRONG", I love it. Love Child of Frank Sinatra and Bettie Page. Will stick up for my friends and loves. and I am forever fishing my mind out of the gutter. I like to be myself and if that makes you uncomfy..KEEP ON KEEPING ON! I am modest and I dont like to look in the mirror, I scare me. But I dont mind checking you out. HAHAHA. I am a glorified doodler in the Fresno area. Stay at Home Mommy digging my 2 boys (11 years and 4 years). Its great to be able to take care of them on a moment to moment basis.
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conor or hitler????? kidding
"YO GABBA GABBA is very weird"- Gavin
.. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
| You Are Totally Prissy |
 You like everything "just so" ...and you don't mind complaining if you're not getting what you want. You're freaked out by anything gross, dirty, or low class. You definitely need to be protected from the world. And while people usually don't mind protecting you, you're prissy antics can get a bit annoying. |
Who I'd like to meet:
I like people. Local people are great. Other parents, artists, arty parents. People that want to be parents some day or like to view art. Or if you just have a cat. Dogs are fine too. I prefer my Bunny and Guinea. Merv the Perv...Non Cookie Cutters. I love brains.. humor... wit... smokin' fashion sense... Tattoos. If you are Different.. funny.. silly and will stay in contact.. OH.. and HOT People, THEN I would LOVE to be your friend. BOYS AND GIRLS welcome.
Friend Space (Randomized)
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Drew
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Prince Shawn
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Kimberly
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HONEYCUT
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Theatre J'Nerique
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Y101
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~*~Janey ♥'s Terry!~*~
Janey Goodman-Conley
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devoya
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Sarah
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KOLEI
Kolei Kuma
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Jovette
Jovette Rivera
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Better Business Blog
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Social Distortion
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Full O Bull Pizza & Suds
Full OBull
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Tony I
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~*Jaimi*~
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Tracy Johnson Barnes
Tracy Barnes
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FrankJesus: Aleman Boxi…
FrankJesus Aleman
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elisa
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Known Associate
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Woodward
Woodward Shakespeare Festival
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Debbie
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Roosevelt
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jase
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Aaaaaaron
Aaron Dietz
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Omarr Escoffie & Slow C…
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Marge
Margret Machado
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Kristy
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Michael
Michael K
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Stephen
Stephen Mintz
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KikiGill
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Monica
Monica Reyes
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The Neanderthals
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♥ Jesusita ♥
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Alonso
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Scream Team
Fright Night Scream Team
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ROBDOG of 4 Down
Rob Castro
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reno jeanine-o
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Red Zone
Red Zone Sports Grill
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AAngelGoddess*97x*Junkie
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Nov 26 2009 3:34 PM
Nov 18 2009 11:12 PM
Nov 18 2009 10:57 PM
Nov 17 2009 6:37 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
WEDNESDAY NIGHT-
Thats right folks! This week is blowin up at Thai Palms! We have the HOTTEST, MOST FUN WEDNESDAY in Fresno right now! With $1 PBRs, $5 pitchers, and $4 Kamakazes "Comics Gone Wild" Comedy Happy Hour from 9p to close brings between 100-150 ppl every Wednesday! We have OVER 30 COMEDIANS trying to get on the mic every week and only 10 get to perform! We also Have this weeks SPECIAL GUEST HEADLINER David Northrop in town from San Diego. David has been traveling all over the nation with his comedy and has been attracting heads left and right with his performances in the uniquely entertaining hip-hop group "Argyle Pimps"! This night of fun only costs $5 @ the door!
THURSDAY NIGHT-
The uniqely Entertaining Hip-hop group from Southern California "Argyle Pimps" LIVE @ THAI PALMS! One night only! With their amazing calibur of talent and the exploding fan base here in Fresno, these entertainers put on the most fun and exciting live act you can witness in the Central Valley! Both performers, (David and Jaime), are originally from Fresno and love showin hometown love everytime they can! Along with this show, we will be having a few comedians to entertain you between sets! Don't miss this show! It starts at 8p and we keep goin all night! Only $5 to get in!
FRIDAY/SATURDAY
"Knights of Comedy" This show needs no introduction. The valley and many publications have now recognized this venue as Fresno's Premier Comedy Club because of this bi-weekly show! Bringing Acts from major shows such as COMEDY CENTRAL, BET Comicview, Improv Comedy Clubs, Laugh Factory, The Appollo, Jaimie Foxxs Laffapaloosa, Latino Laugh Festiva
Nov 16 2009 6:42 PM
Happy early Birthday to you!
Happy early Birthday dear Celly....
Happy early Birthday to you!
Here's to good friends,
good wine,
and good lovin'
on your birthday!
Nov 15 2009 12:33 PM
Nov 11 2009 11:44 PM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
This Wednesday night we have OVER 30 comedians tryin to get on the mic and perform for you! Also this week we have 4 new comedians plus the funniest most ambitious talent the Valley has to offer! Also, Mike Wirts(Int'l traveling comic , Out of El Paso Texas, and workin the West Coast circuits) Come join us at 9P! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door
Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798
Nov 3 2009 7:32 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Honest John's return! With John's visit in December last year there still hasn't been a bigger show to date! John had every person in the club leaving, begging for more! Long awaited and massively requested HONEST JOHN returns this weekend @ Thai Palms! From Productions such as Comedy Central, BET Comicview, and multiple movies! He is the only white comic Ive ever known to recieve a standing ovation at "The Apollo"(during his SHOWTIME taping)!! Also 3 more absolutely funny comedians including ANDRE COVINGTON from Fresno's B95 "morning juice crew"! Also giving away free promotional prizes! Get your tix thru me on presale right here for only $10ea. To purchase at the door you will pay $20ea! Show starts at 9p sharp and general seating will fill up quickly. As always we have our great drink specials and Limited Reservations are available! Get your tix ASAP because THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT!
Check out this youtube clip of Honest John
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsbUWUUPSQ
Also Checkout our WEEKLY SHOW!! PACKED OUT EVERY WED.! Valleys best Amatuers on the mic along with the best drink specials all night! $1beers, $5pitchers, and $4kamakazi's! 9p-close! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! Only $5 @ Door
Call me for Reservations and questions! Aaron (559)760-1798
Oct 30 2009 12:18 PM
Check out my page
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Let me know if you like me YES or NO
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Oct 28 2009 8:18 PM
I know a lot of people have gone to Facebook. So have we!!! We will
still have out myspace up and running, but we want to connect with you
on our Facebook too! Here is a link to my page..
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Oct 26 2009 3:19 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
CHECK OUT OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY!!
Thai Palms Halloween Party on Oct. 31st doors open @ 8p!!
Alright ya'll! We got the hottest sexiest costume party in the Valley for Halloween!!!! We have "Out of Order" Adult Novelty store Co-hosting this years WICKED FANTASY COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND COSTUME CONTEST!! Red Carpet Entrance and Professional Photo Shoot! With 15 Female models and 5 Male models to walk the runway with the hottest adult erotic costume collection, DeJavu mixin on the 1's n 2's all night!! OVER 1,000 LASER BEAMS(synchronized w the beats), Blacklighting, Strobe lighting, Fog machines, and 10ft VIDEO MIXING!! Free handouts all night: Adult novelty gifts, freaky drinks, and BEDROOM FANTASY SWING!!!
Also offering Hair coloring, Facials, Waxing, Permenant Make-up, eyelash perms, and Nails!!
DON'T FORGET THE Mr. & Mrs. Costume Contest
Wednsday Nights @ Thai Palms are now the funnest Newest thing in Fresno!! "Happy Hour Comics Gone Wild"!! With 8 comedians each night, 1 Headline Comic, Yours Truely, Aaron Stewart as Host, $1beers, $5 pitchers, and 120+ ppl EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! The whole show starts at 9p sharp! 3 new Valley Comics, and some of Fresno's Finest performers!
Call Me for info (559)760-1798 Aaron
Oct 22 2009 9:12 PM
1 Come all.. We are so excited to bring this album to our fans and
friends.. Its been a long time coming but we are ready to get you
hooked up! We have pick our top 8 live songs over the last 3 years and
pressed them into one cd.. Our new album "SLC live and uncut" is our
first real look at our band SLC, we hope you will take the time to grab
a cd and catch a set or two.. LOVE all of you.
See you at the show
- Super Lucky Catz!
Oct 19 2009 5:33 PM
24th.. We hope this video helps us twist your arm a little too lol. Its an all age
event, at the Full Circle Brewing co, 8pm ..Watch our
video, it has samples from our NEW CD as well as images from our live
shows!
www.slcband.com
Oct 16 2009 3:35 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!!
We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well!
It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for THIS SHOW and our HALLOWEEN COSTUME FASHION SHOW AND FANTASY BALL! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Here is a youtube clip for you to preview Adam Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCOH4-bJjlA
Oct 12 2009 5:26 AM
7785 N. Palm Ave. Suite 101, Fresno, CA 93711
Hey Hey Friends of funny! We cant express how thankful we are that you have all showed so much support and appreciation for this "classy night life" we are establishing in Fresno! Thank you very much! Just a reminder that this emali is specifically for our friends that have been showing continued support for our shows! We would like to always offer you, your friends, co-workers, and family half off tix for any and all of our shows! Thats $10 for each guest you might have with you. Feel free to forward this email to any of your friends.
Our next show is next weekend, Oct. 16th/17th! (Fri/Sat) We have a very special guest coming into to town for you! He was a absolut success in the poular NBC show "Last Comic Standing"!! He also took part in Comedy Central's "Comics Unleashed", and you can cath him on Showtime Comedy!!
We have limited party reservation tables available as well as "first come first serve" cocktail Tables"! Bottle service is availavable by request and our drink specials include $2 Budlights and $4 cocktails! Our dinner and appetizer menu is available all night as well!
It all starts at 9pm sharp so get there early for dinner and/or seats!
I Have attached a couple fliers for this show and our weekly comedy happy hour on Wed. nights! Please also feel free to call me for any questions.
Here is a youtube clip for you to preview Adam Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCOH4-bJjlA
Oct 2 2009 8:46 AM
Thank you for all your support again friends @ THAI PALMS REST. AND BAR! Our last show just proved that Jay Lamont is is so very uniquely talented. It was a great time! Our next show this weekend is gonna blast more laughs than ever. We got Buddy Lewis(MAD TV, Steve Harvey show, Jamie Foxx's show, BET Comicview, Def Comedy jams, ect..) comin to Thai Palms right after he finishes the showwith Tachi Palace! Buddy Lewis has been on just about every major comedy production known. We are gonna take it to a whole nother level this time!
Also, we are CELEBRATING ANDRE COVINGTON'S(B95's Morning Juice Crew) BDAY THIS WEEKEND!! It all starts at 9p and friday and Saturday! Bring a date, bring friends, bring co-workers, or bring famliy but dont miss this hilarious bash!! Please call me for any questions Aaron (559)760-1798 I CUT DEALS ON TICKETS!!
check out this youtube clip too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrbRtFl3ENM
Also our weekly show and Happy Hour! We gaurantee youll have a blast! 9p-12a $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4 shooters, and free handouts! only $5 @ door!
Sep 30 2009 8:41 AM
$15 for All 4 Attractions Opening Weekend (Oct 2-3)
Print this comment as your coupon!
Sep 29 2009 11:52 AM
Sep 29 2009 9:37 AM
Also, we are CELEBRATING ANDRE COVINGTON'S(B95's Morning Juice Crew) BDAY THIS WEEKEND!! It all starts at 9p and friday and Saturday! Bring a date, bring friends, bring co-workers, or bring famliy but dont miss this hilarious bash!! Please call me for any questions Aaron (559)760-1798 I CUT DEALS ON TICKETS!!
check out this youtube clip too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrbRtFl3ENM
Also our weekly show and Happy Hour! We gaurantee youll have a blast! 9p-12a $1PBRs, $5pitchers, $4 shooters, and free handouts! only $5 @ door!
Sep 29 2009 1:06 AM
Sep 18 2009 8:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81puJ1Ucfjc
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylTyu3sLEA
Sep 15 2009 11:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81puJ1Ucfjc
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylTyu3sLEA
Sep 4 2009 5:00 AM
This show is gonna be the most rediculous amount of talent that has ever hit the stage @ Thai Palms and It will sell out and I dont want any of you to miss it!! I would definitely recomend buying your tix in advance. I will sell tix in advance for $10 until Thurs. Call me for info Aaron (559)760-1798
Aug 31 2009 11:04 PM
This show is gonna be the most rediculous amount of talent that has ever hit the stage @ Thai Palms and It will sell out and I dont want any of you to miss it!! I would definitely recomend buying your tix in advance. I will sell tix in advance for $10 until Thurs. Call me for info Aaron (559)760-1798
Aug 21 2009 4:38 PM