Music,dance,the butterflies,vampires, boys with long fingernails(vampire hands), emo boys, magick, education, religious philosophy, antiques, travel, cosplay, art, my fantasy land haha! Oh! And squirrels. I REALLY like them alot!
Music
Mindless Self Indulgence,The Legendary Shack Shakers,Suicide City,Retard-O-Bot, Dir En Grey,Malice Mizer,MiYavi,some Gackt,The Birthday Party,Nick Cave, TheUnderworld, Download, Christian Death, Death In June, Current93, Dead Can Dance, Gitane Demonae, Tom Waits, Adam Ant, Slip Knot, Anthrax, Black Flag, Misfits, Sade, Madonna, Bjork, Jack-off Jill, Marilyn of course, GBH, Nina Hagen, Diamonda Galas,The Pouges,Christy Moore,Indian Ragas,Godspeed You Back Emperor, Johnny Cash, Soundgarden, NIN, The Cure, Bau-Haus, Cradel of Filth,Black Tape for a Blue Girl,Lords of Acid,Hyde,Vidoll
Movies
Moonchild,The Last Quarter,Kamikaze Girls,The Secretary,Tipping The Velvet,Crash!, The Brown Bunny, Star wars 3, The Moulin Rouge, Leaving Las Vegas, A Vampire's Kiss, Buffalo 66, Romper Stomper, Kids, Doom Generation, Santa Sangre, Nightmare Before Christmas, Open Water, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Saw, Kill Bill, Dark City, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Crow, The Godfather1,2,3, Martin, Desperate Living, Coffe and Cigarettes, Not Another Teen Movie, Napolian Dynamite, Silence of the Lambs, The Edge, Underworld, The Little Mermaid, Oresama
Television
The Family Guy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Animal Planet, various other cartoons~
Books
Too many to name...I love to read!
Heroes
Jimmy Urine for changing my life, Master Therion, Dr.Robert Canter, Spiderman, and Mother Kali for lifting the curse~
f=share our west coast show dates are posted on facebook and this site www.myspace.com/jimrosecircus THE JIM ROSE CIRCUS VS. JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS TOUR pretty girls,wresting,amazing circus stunts and a FIST FIGHT If you are in a BAND that is not in a west coast city and want to open for us contact your local promoter and tell them jim sent you..we will be booking the rest of the U.S next week so please do it now..if you are a circus ,freak show,burlesque,variety,vaudeville,dance,singer,comedy performer please contact us now here for all dates and future dates..if you are a WRESTLER contact sinn bohdi he is in jim rose circus top friends thanks jim
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.""And what about the third rose?", she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears. lol....
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, bu t Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired. '
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'lol...
Anyone who ever worked at any job should relate to this one...............All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain ,
"Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen. "
"I should be in charge," said the blood ,
"Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away. "
"I should be in charge," said the stomach ,"
Because I process food and give all of you energy. "
"I should be in charge," said the legs,
"because I carry the body wherever it needs to go. "
"I should be in charge," said the eyes,
"Because I allow the body to see where it goes. "
"I should be in charge," said the rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal. "
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain
had a terrible headache, the
stomach was bloated, the
legs got wobbly, the
eyes got watery, and the
blood Was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work,,,
The asshole is usually in charge .....lol.......
Doris and Fred had decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their house.After a few days,a young,attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a nearby studio for a few weeks.There's just one problem,Because of my job,I have to take a bath every night,and I notice you don't have a tub.That's not a problem,replied Doris We have a tin bath out in the yard,and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water.What about you're husband? asked the model. Oh,he plays darts most weekdays,so he will be out in the evenings,replied Doris.Good,Now that's settled,I'll go to the studio and see you tonight.That evening,Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model.After stripping her clothes,the model stepped into the bath. Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair.The model noticed Doris's staring,so she smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave herself,especially when modeling swimwear or underclothes.Later when Fred returned,Doris related this oddity,and he did not believe her. It's true,I tell you!Look, if you don't believe me tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open,and you can peek in and see for yourself.The next night,Fred left as usual,and Doris prepared the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath,Doris stood behind her.Doris looked toward the curtains and pointed toward the model's naked pubic area. Then she lifted up her skirt and,wearing no panties,pointed to her own hairy mass.Later, Fred returned and they retired to bed.Well,do you believe me now?she asked Fred.Yes,he replied.I've never seen anything like it in my life,But why did you lift up your skirt and show yourself?Just to show you the difference,answered Doris,But I guess you've seen me millions of times.Yes,said Fred,I have,but the rest of the dart team hadn't.lol...
Georgia woodpecker and an Alabama woodpecker were arguing about which
> place had the toughest trees.
> The Georgia woodpecker said Georgia had a tree that no woodpecker could
> peck.
>
> The Alabama woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole
> in the tree with no problem. The Georgia woodpecker was amazed.
>
> The Alabama woodpecker then challenged the Georgia woodpecker to peck a
> tree in Alabama that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like
> to use).
The Georgia woodpecker expressed confidence, said he could do it
> and accepted the challenge.
>
> So the two flew to Alabama where the Georgia woodpecker successfully
> pecked the so-called impeckable tree with no problem.
>
> Both woodpeckers were terribly confused.
How is it that the Georgia
> woodpecker was able to peck the Alabama tree and the Alabama woodpecker
> was able to peck the Georgia tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree
> in their own state? Huh
>
> After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same
> conclusion:......
>
> Apparently your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing
he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He20looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is
also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last
night?' 'Well, you came home after 3 A.M. , drunk and out of your mind
You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused,
he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so
clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??
His son replies, 'Oh THAT...
Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you screamed,
'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'
Broken Coffee Table $239. 99
Hot Breakfast $4. 20
Two Aspirins $. 38
Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep . It was fascinating.The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried.lol...
