Lord Patrick Aloysius von Netteshem (even more guitar)
Ron Mexico (accordian)
Johnny The Mole (guitar, backing vox)
Paul T. Beerman (lead bass)
J.T. Tundra (guitar)
Raymond VandenHoogen (lousy soundman guy--we'd be playin' stadiums by now if it wasn't fer him)
Influences
Psyhcostick, Spinal Tap, C.W. McCall, Richard Cheese, Billy Squier, Violent Femmes, HappySchnapps Combo, Van Halen, University of Wisconsin Marching Band, The Ramones, Weird Science, Bob and Doug McKenzie, Mitch Hedberg, David Lee Roth, Dr. Dre, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Demento, Weird Al Yankovic, Beavis and Butt-Head, Lennon and/or McCartney, Ray Stevens, Benny Bell with Paul Wynn, Cheech and Chong, Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots, The Sweet, Sex Pistols, The Yoopers, The Jimmy Hartwig Orchestra, Lesbian Polka Dudes
Sounds Like
Psychostick, Spinal Tap, C.W. McCall, Richard Cheese, Billy Squier, Violent Femmes, HappySchnapps Combo, Van Halen, University of Wisconsin Marching Band, The Ramones, Weird Science, Bob and Doug McKenzie, Mitch Hedberg, David Lee Roth, Dr. Dre, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Demento, Weird Al Yankovic, Beavis and Butt-Head, Lennon and/or McCartney, Ray Stevens, Benny Bell with Paul Wynn, Cheech and Chong, Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots, The Sweet, Sex Pistols, The Yoopers, The Jimmy Hartwig Orchestra, Lesbian Polka Dudes
featuring: "The Packer Anthem", "The ViQueens Just Plain Suck", "Dallas Sucks", "The (new) Detroit Lions Fight Song", "Fer Cripe's Sake", "Ice Fishin'", "I Went to The Bar", "The White Woman's Overbite", "Baseball, Hotdogs, and Apple Pie", and more!
PACKERS, BADGERS, AND BEERS (2007) - Get the CD and MP3's now!
featuring: "Da Packer Drinkin' Song", "Da Michael Vick Polka", "Deep Fried Beer", "Kwanzaa, Chanunkah, and Christmas Too", "Party Like a Badger", "Stupid Love Song Power Ballad", "L.S.D. (Lead Singer's Disease)", and more!
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featuring 11 different versions of the tailgate party hit, "Da Packer Drinkin' Song" as recorded for Wisconsin's Rock Station, WAPL 105.7 FM in Green Bay!
“Our listeners love it ('Da Packer Drinkin' Song')…so do I!!!”
- Jeanne Anthony ("Wisconsin's Rock Station" WAPL 105.7 FM – Green Bay, WI)...
October 21st, 2007
"Dallas Sucks. Tune Rules & we'll certainly help Promote You & Demote the other Football Bitches of the NFL!"
- Snuff (WJJO 94.1 FM - Madison, WI)...
September 17th, 2008
"That ('Da Michael Vick Polka') is too funny!!!"
- Kimberly Sargent "Sexy" (WQXI 790 the Zone - Atlanta, GA)...
July 20th, 2007
"I played it (the song ' Dallas Sucks") 4 times today (on the 102.9 FM WMGK - Philadelphia morning show) and hope to play it 4 times tomorrow. - John DeBella (Classic Rock 102.9 WMGK - Philadelphia, PN)...September 18th, 2008)
"Thank you!" (for allowing "Da Packer Drinkin' Song" to be played on the air)
- Len Nelson (WAPL 105.7 FM - Green Bay, WI)...
November 26th, 2007
"We will keep playing the tune ('Petrino Just Plain Sucks') and crediting you guys."
- Stephen "Steak" Shapiro (WQXI 790 the Zone - Atlanta, GA)...
December 18th, 2007
"Hell, yeah we'll use it." (the DALLAS SUCKS version of "Da Packer Drinkin' Song"
- Len Nelson (WAPL 105.7 FM - Green Bay, WI)...
November 27th, 2007
“I think it (the song ‘Baseball, Hotdogs, and Apple Pie’) speaks of our displeasure with Major League Baseball…”
- Christopher Rude (WCNN 680 the Fan – Atlanta, GA)...
February 15th, 2008
“I can see why that (“Da Packer Drinkin’ Song GIANTS SUCK playoff version”)’s a hit in Green Bay.”
- Christopher Rude (WCNN 680 the Fan - Atlanta, GA)...
January 15th, 2008
Ok, so enough of the butt-kissin' already. That's just what the radio/media/football guys are saying. You guys (preferably those of you who have been drinking too much) can judge for yourselves. And, we know you're going to LOVE it!
And, now on to DA WURST MYSPACE PAGE IN DA WORLD!
ARE YOU READY TO GET THIS TAILGATE PARTY STARTED???!!!
WELCOME TO THE OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF DA WURST BAND IN DA WORLD (a.k.a. Da Wurst MySpace Page in da World)-THE WORST/WURST BAND IN HISTORY THAT IS REGULARLY FEATURED ON "WISCONSIN'S ROCK STATION" WAPL 105.7 FM - GREEN BAY, WSUM 91.7 FM - Madison, and can also be heard on WKLH 96.5 - Milwaukee, WQXI 790 THE ZONE- Atlanta, WCNN 680 THE FAN - Atlanta, GA, 540 ESPN RADIO - MILWAUKEE, WMGK 102.9 "CLASSIC ROCK WMGK" - Philadelphia, PA, and A LOT of other rock and sports talk radio stations around the country as well!
You know it's time to update the soundtrack to your weekly (bi-weekly/daily?) tailgate party! If you're a Packer, Badger, Brewer fan OR merely a Bear/Ron Mexico/ViQueen/Lion hater--then you've come ta the right place! Oh yeah...it helps if you like to drink a lot a beer too. You betcha!
Da 'Wurst Band in da World are officially THE hottest party band in the entire party state of Wisconsin! (although they seem to take the term "party" more seriously than the term "band"). Their first three CD's "Packers, Badgers, and Beers", "Da Packer Drinkin' Songs-2007", and "Road Trip!" are AVAILABLE NOW!--and they are all PERFECT for any tailgating party you can think of!
Da Wurst Band in da World's hit songs are already blarin' from parking lots at Lambeau Field, Camp Randall Stadium, Miller Park, Da Bradley Center, beer-stenched dorm rooms, and Packer/Badger sports bars around da world! Oh yeah, and in case you didn't get the memo--they're on the radio ALL THE TIME! Check them out on such cool stations as "Wisconsin's Rock Station" WAPL (105.7 FM) in Green Bay, WKLH (96.5 FM) in Milwaukee, WSUM (91.7 FM) in Madison, 540 ESPN radio in Milwaukee, WCNN 680 the Fan and WQXI 790 the Zone in Atlanta, and WMGK "Classic Rock 102.9 FM in Philadelphia" among many, MANY more! You betcha.
Vist Da Wurst Band's Offcially Official Website to get some CD's, have a few laughs, and/or much, MUCH more (or less).
CD is a compiliation that includes ALL ELEVEN versions of their hit, "Da Packer Drinkin' Song" as were specially recorded for "Wisconsin's Rock Station WAPL 105.7 FM in Green Bay! (That means the CD actually includes 2 never-before-released versions of the song!).
Da Wurst Mission Statement: Da Bears suck. (yes, still).
About the fellas in DA WURST BAND IN DA WORLD
David (a.k.a. SRJ). (vocals and bass):
It's believed by many that "SRJ" refers to David's actual birth name which is rumored to have been "Swingin' Richard Johnson". The story goes that he apparently decided that he simply could not go through life with such a name as that. Therefore he legally changed it to David (or so he claims). David is a pretty-boy prima donna rock star wannabe—who’s really little more than your typical washed up has been. (Don't tell him, but all the other guys in the band can't stand him.) He’s accused of having “Peter Pan Syndrome”. Is it because he refuses to grow up or that he just enjoys wearing lead singers' spandex just a little too much?.
A true renegade (or stubborn idiot), David insists on ignoring the critics who say he can’t sing, and just inflicts his glass-shattering crappy vocals on anyone within earshot. Besides—he makes up for being Da Wurst singer in da World by also being Da Wurst bass player in da World.
David represents the epitome of rock stars who suffer from what has come to be known as “Lead Singer’s Disease” (see David Lee Roth, Sting, Phil Collins, Axl Rose for more information). Generally, singers who suffer from L.S.D. quit their bands and go on to solo careers. After 15 years or so, they then go on reunion tours to make lots of money with their original bands. Although David's solo career should have taken off (then crashed and burned) years ago, he’s still hanging around and thinking that he’s relevant. He vows that some day he truly will embark on a legendary solo career, but at the moment this band needs him just a little too much (or so he has read).
It’s never occurred to this guy that a wedding band/polka singer should probably not be fronting a rowdy butt-kickin' rock band like Da Wurst Band in da World. Never the less—the chicks seem to dig him (at least in his own mind)--and it does seem to make for an interesting new polkalicious sound.
David's Hobby: Drinking beer while doing pretty much anything else at the same time or not.
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Donny "Blood" McNoonan (drums):
Biker or member of the alternative lifestyle community (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?--no one is quite sure.
Donny Blood likes to make a grand entrance—usually showing up for the show a few minutes late on his bike (decked out in only the finest/tightest leather attire) and then drowning out all the conversations in the bar with his over-the-top, flashy (some might even say "flamboyant") drum solo. Whereas most drum solos make their appearance toward the end of the rock show, Blood likes to get his out of the way as soon as possible--so he can get right back to drinking.
Rick Allen from Def Leppard has nothing on Donny Blood; For Blood has perfected the art of “1-armed drumming" (so that he won’t lose the beat while simultaneously slamming a beer). In the event that he ever loses an arm in a motorcycle crash—Da Wurst Band in da World won’t miss a beat--unless, of course he uses the one arm he has left for drumming as opposed ta beer drinking.
Donny Blood's Hobbies: frequent, unannounced biker trips to San Francisco, and simply "hangin'" with his "buddy", Rob Halford from Judas Priest.
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Arnesen (lead guitar):
Although he considers himself a renowned guitar virtuoso, Arnesen’s mainly just a member of Da Wurst Band in da World because he’s big and strong enough to carry a half barrel. This is semi-ironic, because he’s more apt to be tapping a keg of moonshine than a keg a beer.
Happiest while riding the range on his trusty ol’ John Deere, Arnesen plans on using all the money he’s makin’ from the band in order to buy himself a double-wide. Yee Haw!
Suprisingly, Arnesen has yet to quit his day job as a Calvin Klein underwear model, but with the seeminly overnight success of Da Wurst Band in da World, his modeling days are no doubt numbered (most likely to 11).
Arenesen's Hobbies: hanging out at family reunions to pick up chicks.
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Johnny The Mole (guitar, backing vocals, auxilliary music guy):
Johnny is an all-around musician/vocalist/guy that adds a lot of depth to Da Wurst Band in da World. In addition to adding important vocal and guitar parts from time to time, he also has the unenviable task of infiltrating “Bear Country” down there in the state of Stupidity (a.k.a. “Illinois”). Back in the 1980’s, Johnny The Mole was believed to have made a name for himself as the manager of a famous rock band that no one ever heard of. Thus, he was a natural addition to Da Wurst Band in da World.
Johnny's Hobby: Reinventing the mullet.
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Paul T. (The) Beerman (Lead Bass):
As Spinal Tap once taught us, a rock band can never have too many bass players. At one point in time Swingin’ Richard handled the all important bass duties and/or responsibilities of Da Wurst Band in da World. However, playing bass while simultaneously singing and drinking beer became simply too much for Swingin’ Richard to handle. As a result he went out and recruited one of the hottest bassists in southeastern Wisconsin to take over the responsibility of being the “lead” bassist. Some have argued, however, that The Beer Man was actually handed the bass player job due to the fact that he always brings the beer to rehearsal. Let’s face it, no one really cares what a bass player sounds like anyway, but EVERYONE cares when the keg is empty. Ok, so he’s a great bass player on top of it all, but don’t tell him—the band doesn’t want it going to his head (it might cause him to raise the price of beer).
Paul's Hobby: Beer can collecting.
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J. T. Tundra (Guitar):
J.T. is one of the 87 guitar players that perform with Da Wurst Band in da World. Rumor has it that he was once stationed in Alaska (the non-Lambeau Field frozen tundra) as an army man. He apparently enjoys going through life freezing his ass off. Unlike Swingin’ Richard who chose to relocate to warm/sunny Atlanta, GA., J.T. continues to explore the coldest, most remote locations on earth in which to play his guitar. He is planning on some day performing a solo gig at the North Pole, but we don’t have the heart to tell him that nobody actually lives there. Hey, at least he could maybe get a little ice fishin’ done.
J.T.'s Hobby: New Years Day Polar Bear swimmin' in Lake Michigan.
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Lord Patrick Aloysius von Nettesheim (occasional lead guitar)
Lord Patrick is a very talented--yet extremely secretive guitarist. Although he can "play the hell out of that thing" he has an unfortunate habit of disappearing for years on end. This mysterious guitar god can occasionaly be seen playing at some classy establishments in Milwaukee's Third Ward--but that makes it difficult for he and Swingin' Richard to get together and collaborate often, (seems that S.R.J. has been black-balled from most of those fine establishments). If you do run across Lord Patrick, however, by all means, check him out--he's THAT GOOD. --makes one wonder why he shows up on some of Da Wurst Recordings in da World from time to time???
Lord Patrick's Hobbies: running and hiding from Swingin' Richard for fear of having to play on another album by Da Wurst Band in da World
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Vince Lombardi (rhythm guitar):
You can read all the usual Vince Lombardi stuff on Wikipedia.org. But that doesn't even begin to tell you the real story of whatever became of him. Although they claim that Vince died in 1970, that's simply a load of hooey. Much like Elvis, he's actually alive and kickin'. He had just had enough of trying to get the new, young football players to do what he wanted them to do. It was giving him ulcers and all. Therefore, he simply staged his own death (much like Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn) and went underground for a while. It turns out that he met Les Paul at the Club 400 bar in Waukesha, Wisconsin on Wednesday night "Dart Night," and they got to chatting. Les ended up giving Vince one of his guitars (the same one you see in some of his pictures on this page). So, to make a short story long, a few years later Les introduced Vince to a little kid named SRJ (Swingin' Richard, perhaps?). They started befriending each other and such. They'd hang out, jam a little, and drink a lot--mostly reminiscing about the glory days that took place before SRJ was even born. One thing lead to another and they eventually hooked up with the other fellas and started a band (that's the band you have been reading about on this website. So, anyway, the rest is history so ta speak. And, just be aware that anyone who tries telling you that Vince died back in 1970 is just pulling your leg--probably claims to have been at Lambeau Field for the Ice Bowl too.
Vince's Hobbies: watching the Bears suck every Sunday. (oh wait--that's everyone's hobby)
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Raymond VandenHoogen (sound):
This freak is more like a cartoon character than a soundman. He’s famous fer taking what should probably be the greatest band in the world, and making them suck. Really—it’s all his fault. It really is.
His last day with the band was actually 4 years ago, but apparently nobody told him (most likely because he’s the one who owns the P.A. system). Although Raymond does make Da ‘Wurst Band in da World suck, at least he makes them loud.
Raymond's Hobbies: plumping and carpentry (isn't it rather obvious?).
Can't wait to see Favre get his butt kicked Texas style!! GO Pack and Texans tonight against the worst team in the USA! Viqueen's with their new premadonna queen Brett Favre AKA - Traitor
Fan Addicts - Episode 8 is filled with Rashard Lewis, Yanks/Soxs, Tiger Woods, Rick Patinio, Steelers. This weeks commercial Remix is a Geico Ad! We finish with the show with some football, Patriots and Titians. Please let us know what you think and hope you enjoy! Thank you for your support! To check out all of our work: youtube.com/user/fanaddictsfix
Fan Addicts Episode 7 – A little tennis talk, LBJ getting dunked on, Mets meltdown, Clippers curse, instant replay in MLB. Commercial Remix - T-Mobile Fave 5 featuring Plaxicco Burress. Packers and Bengal’s talk. We would like to thank everyone for all there support! If you are interested in coming on the show to rant about a topic of your choice, please contact us. All video’s can be viewed at youtube.com/user/fanaddictsfix
The first volume of Wisconsin Sickness is here, ready to infect the world with our own special brand of Wisconsin psychosis. This compilation of underground Wisconsin bands features music from:
Put Her In The Trunk, The Killer Dolphin With Rabies, Meth Tooth, [the] Commuter Exit, Fall Out Fracture, Diemertus, Time To Kill, Burial Ritual, Failed The Fire Drill, A Pale Ghost, Dear Astronaut, Festerfuck, and Corpse Donor.
