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Dale Jones
Stand-Up / Veterans/Legends
Dale Jones I like coffee....and chocolate...and sugar....and pixy sticks.....and candy....did i mention coffee?

Male
39 years old
Beyond the Sun, ILLINOIS
United States



Last Login: 12/3/2009
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Bio
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WebsiteDALEJONESCOMIC.COM
InfluencesSam Amerman, Jim Taylor, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, Bobcat Goldthwait, Robin Williams, Steven Wright, Howie Mandel, Eddie Murphy, Dana Gould, Andy Kindler, Brian Regan, Louie Anderson, Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Monty Python and of course Abbott and Costello. Basically anyone that’s damn funny.
MembersPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket Gone but NEVER forgotten. Genius, Pure Genius.

TV Shows"Last Comic Standing season 6" - NBC "Great Canadian Laugh off" - Comedy Network. "30 seconds to fame" - Fox
Films"Out of Time" w/ Denzel Washington
AlbumsDALE JONES - DIP

    Dale Jones's Interests
GeneralStand up Comedy, spending a week in a hotel room with a can of play-doh and a pez dispenser.
MusicROCK AND OR ROLL Star Wars/Who's On First? Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting who's on first with star wars

Add to My Profile | More Videos House of 1000 Muppets
MoviesAbbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Almost Famous, Fandango, Jaws, The Empire Strikes Back, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Stripes, Meatballs, Ghostbusters, The Jerk, Man w/ two Brains, Fletch, Better off Dead, Weird Science, Some Kind of Wonderful, Bachelor Party, Wayne's World, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Old School, High Plains Drifter, Escape From New York, An American Werewolf in London and bunches more....




TelevisionMy favorite show of all-time was Bosom Buddies.
Books"Horton Hears a Who" and anything Pop-up.
HeroesMy Dad. Larry Jones. Earth:Sept 12, 1943 Other Side:Oct. 7, 2006
Groups: Kris Shaw Fan ClubRoad ComicsNightshade Cartoons GroupIn The Spirit of Bill: A Tribute to Bill HicksNortheast Ohio ComedyRon Sparks Fan ClubMidwest stand up comediansMortys Comedy Joint

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     Dale Jones's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Salem, IL
Body type:6' 0" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Education:Some college
Occupation:Comedian

   Dale Jones's Schools
Salem Community High School
Salem,Illinois
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Clubs: Extra curricular activites in the Wal-Mart parking lot
 

1984 to 1988


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Why they should legalize prostitution
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My thoughts on TV and Harry Potter movies
My thoughts on TV and Harry Potter movies rating
Great Canadian Laugh Off
Great Canadian Laugh Off rating
Why I love Super Wal-Mart
Why I love Super Wal-Mart rating
smoking
smoking rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Dec 6 2009 8:00P
Sidesplitters - Dec 2nd thru 6th Knoxville TN
Dec 13 2009 7:30P
The Comedy Catch - Dec 10th thru 13th Chattanooga TN
Dec 19 2009 7:00P
Corporate event Prestonsburg KY
Jan 3 2010 7:30P
McCurdy’s Comedy Theatre - Dec 31st thru Jan 3rd Sarasota FL
Jan 9 2010 7:30P
Stardome Comedy Club - Jan 5th thru 9th Birmingham AL
Jan 16 2010 8:00P
Zanies’ Comedy Club - Jan 13th thru 16th St. Charles IL
Jan 24 2010 8:00P
Zanies’ Comedy Club - Jan 19th thru 24th Chicago IL
Jan 31 2010 8:00P
The Funny Bone - 27th thru 31st Huntington WV
Feb 28 2010 8:00P
The Laffspot - Feb 26th thru 28th Houston TX
Mar 20 2010 8:00P
Hyena’s - Mar 19th & 20th Dallas TX
Apr 17 2010 7:30P
The Comedy Zone - April 14th thru 17th Port Charlotte FL
May 2 2010 7:30P
The Comedy Catch- April 27th thru May 2nd Chattanooga TN

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   Dale Jones's Blurbs
About me:
My first time onstage was at Zanies' Comedy Club in Nashville, Tn. on Jan 12,1993. I got one laugh, okay titter. But that was enough for me. Two years later I quit my day job and became a full-time comic. Which means I lived with my parents and started sleeping till noon again. Since then I have been very blessed. In 2003 I had a scene with Denzel Washington in the movie "Out of Time" and I premiered on 2 nationally syndicated radio shows. THE BOB AND TOM SHOW and THE BOB AND SHERI SHOW. I was beginning to think I was only allowed on shows that started with BOB. In 2006 I was a finalist on 1st Annual Great Canadian Laugh OFF which aired on the The Comedy Network in Canada. In 2008, I was a semi-finalist on NBC's Last Comic Standing. I've also been invited to perform at THE BOSTON COMEDY FESTIVAL for the second time this September.
Who I'd like to meet:
Steve Martin, Tim Conway, Bill Murray, Robin Williams, Tom Hanks, Conan O'Brien, Gilbert Gottfried and the Geico Caveman

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Dale Jones's Friends Comments
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Patrick Brandmeyer

Patrick Brandmeyer



Nov 28 2009 5:46 AM

Thanks for the add, as they say here in the Myspace horde...
MuzikMafia Florida Street Team

MuzikMafia Florida Street Team



Oct 6 2009 3:58 AM

T H A N K S 

FOR THE



P O O N T A N G

D A Y
Jim Holland

Jim Holland



Oct 6 2009 3:58 AM


~☆♥♪Rock Starlette♪♥☆~

~☆♥♪Rock Starlette♪♥☆~



Sep 15 2009 8:48 PM

Can't wait to see your set in Peoria! Yes, I'm actually gonna make the show, LoL!
Texas Angels

Texas Angels



Aug 28 2009 7:08 PM

"I have the ability to redirect and regulate my thinking, and to establish order and power in my emotions." ~ANONYMOUS~
Texas Angels

Texas Angels



Aug 28 2009 7:07 PM

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Just stopping by to leave some love on your page!
Let's visit soon!

Forever and Always,
Maria
Crystal

Crystal



Aug 28 2009 7:07 PM

Dale....are you coming to see us in September???? We miss you!!!!
Sally

Sally Meinert-Penrod



Aug 11 2009 2:46 PM

Don't forget Ohio!  Would love to see your show.  :)
Heather

Heather



Aug 3 2009 9:05 PM

UGH, I'm back at Connxtions - and I miss you!!!
donna

Donna doddie Salisbury-lloyd



Jul 17 2009 4:51 PM

Can't wait till the 25th to see you again .will be up front . me and my husband have been waiting a year for you to come back to pa . Cant wait to have a POONTANG DAY ....
Christopher Cowles L.R.F. Laugh In Comedy Cafe

CHristopher COwles



Jul 12 2009 4:50 AM

Billy Mays was 50 years old when he passed away, No Wait !! 49.99 and if you call Now, Will Throw in Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed Mcmahon, But Wait !! There’s More, If you call In the next 10 minutes will throw in David Caridean and the the hanging Noose is Free. Call Now, If Im Lyin Im dyin Comedian Christopher Cowles Copyright 2009©
Texas Angels

Texas Angels



Jul 2 2009 11:31 PM

SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT PROUD!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!
AND THANK YOU TO ALL THAT I KNOW PERSONALLY AS
WELL AS  I WILL NEVER MEET, THAT HAVE SERVED OUR
COUNTRY SO PROUDLY.  HAVE A SAFE HOLIDAY!!

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Chris Gay

Chris Gay



Jun 30 2009 1:24 AM

How did the IL show go?
Johnny O

Johnny O



Jun 19 2009 9:41 PM

I was typing up my stupid status tweet for the day and there was that box that says, "you may know these people". There you were. I said hell yeah I know that crazy mother of invention.

So I'm good. And busy. I'm starting a comedy tour with Jeff Barret plus I just start a new web hosting business (Line 1 One, Inc.).

I'm losing friends because I don't have enough time for regular hygiene. (but you know how that is)

Hope we can work together soon.

-- Johnny O
Mike

Mike Shanafelt



Jun 17 2009 2:05 AM

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Hey Dale Jones, I am sending you a Adios Motherfucker.


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Joe Dunckel

Joe Dunckel



Jun 4 2009 9:39 PM

Dale Check out your poster on my myspace site. Under the "Stand-Up Photography" ablum. I'm sorry it took so long. Send me an e-mail if intrested in other photo's
Thanks
Joe Dunckel
MiKe Weldon

MiKe Weldon



May 30 2009 5:09 AM

saw you on the Bob and Tom show. Funny as always.
Greg Frank

Greg Frank



May 28 2009 9:52 PM


ScrapIron

ScrapIron



May 9 2009 6:54 AM

Want to say you were funny as fuck and have a poontang day.

Great show at Wits End once again.
Iron Medic

Jon Hall



May 3 2009 3:25 PM

Thanks for the add... I saw you apr 11th at stardom in birmingham.. it was hilarious.. thanks for the laughs hope life is as good to you and family hugs from the sandbox known as iraq,, I was home on leave with my g/f
Smoke and Eternal Fire Photography by Ingrid

Smoke and Eternal Fire Photography by Ingrid



May 1 2009 7:59 PM

Dropping by to say hello will be in FLA on May27,2009. Just remembered seeing you at SlapSticks... Great Memories and glad to call you friend!!!!!!!!!!! Hope all is well.
Ingrid
AKA "Sef"
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Apr 29 2009 5:19 PM

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God". The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God looks like". Without missing a beat or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "they will in a minute".

Keep smiling!
Shalom,
Ri & Taz
Just Dave

Just Dave



Apr 29 2009 2:17 PM

I sure hope you come closer to Chicago some day.
Sally

Sally Meinert-Penrod



Apr 28 2009 4:09 PM

Just stoppin' by to enjoy some laughs! Have a great day!
Lynn

Lynn



Apr 24 2009 8:57 AM

My 16 year old son, Tyler, made it on television on the local news for his amazing golf skills. Afterwards we had a party at the house and popped in your dvd. Now all his friends are fighting over the Poontang shirt, it was a great time lol.
Thanks for everything!
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