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Danielle Stewart
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Rated R
Danielle Stewart I’ve been told that I give good headline.

Female
101 years old
Los Angeles
United States



Last Login: 12/2/2009
Mood: pure Mood Image
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BioBorn and raised in Newton, Ma, to a struggling artist mother and a street musician father, it seemed only natural for Danielle to have spent the greater part of her life smoking, drinking and having inappropriate sexual encounters. But when drunken sex with strangers became boring and therapy became expensive, Danielle turned to stand-up comedy to work out her issues with men, marriage and personal relationships. In 2006, Danielle began building an online fan base as the co-host of 1 Track Mind, a popular podcast about sex, dating and pop-culture. In February of 2009, she launched her own vlog on YouTube called JUST SEX, where she dishes different sex topics based on her own theories and experiences. Danielle performs stand-up comedy all over Southern California and recently made a pilgrimage back to her hometown for the Boston Comedy Festival. “Stewart, who grew up around Boston but lives in Los Angeles, ?had a saucy and sassy set. About premartial sex: “It’s not premarital sex if there’s no chance I’m going to marry you.” She also points out shrewdly how Barbie really is her role model. And as the only woman in this prelim, it made her stand out even more.” -Thecomicscomic.com, September 15, 2008 You can see Danielle rant about the best cure for a hangover, sex with an Ex and Harry Potter on Babelgum.com’s MASS DEBATERS. In addition to being a a weekly contributor to LIFE & STYLE Magazine, Danielle recently made her Television debut on CHELSEA LATELY on E! In 2010, watch for her on Howard TV’s THE KILLERS OF COMEDY ON TOUR.
Websitedaniellestewart.com, itsjustsex.tv
InfluencesMy mother the narcissist, my father the recluse, my brother the mute, the chronic harrassment during high school, sexually abusive men and emotionally abusive women of past and present, passive aggressive behavior, Marlboro Lights, Jack Daniels, My Ex boyfriend(s), restraining orders, Johanna Weintraub, Pure MDMA.
MembersI'd never want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member.
TV Showsitsjustsex.tv, babelgum.com/massdebaters
Filmsrimshotthemovie.com, itsjustsex.tv
Albumsitsjustsex.tv

    Danielle Stewart's Interests
GeneralComedy, self improvement, flirting, designer clothes, movies, crosswords, solitaire, bowling, pilates, new experiences.
MusicBaby-making music (minus the actually making of the baby)
MoviesBoogie Nights, Spanish Prisoner, Primal Fear, Blue Moon, Good Fellas, Requiem for a Dream, Spun, Storytelling, The Celebration, Sex, Lies & Videotapes, Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, Reservior Dogs, Less Than Zero, House of Yes, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Old School, Eternal Sushine.., Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, True Lies, The Firm, Eyes Wide Shut, High Art, Sliding Doors, The Opposite of Sex, Buffalo 66, House of Games, American History X, Husbands & Wives, Hannah & Her sisiters, True Romance, Oliver Oliver, The Squid and The Whale, Shopgirl, Magnolia, Palindromes, The Secret.
TelevisionLaw & Order SVU, Golden Girls, Sex & The City, Will & Grace, Weeds, 24, Intervention
BooksDAVID SEDARIS, CHUCK KLOSTERMAN, AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS, Brett Easton Ellis, John Grisham.
HeroesBrian Regan, My girlfriends, my therapists, myself
Groups: The World Famous Laugh FactoryNewton NorthNYC Underground Comedy FestBill Word's Favorite Funny FemalesWeHoesWord-Up Productions (Bill Word produced shows)Q's CrewLA Comedians

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     Danielle Stewart's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Newton, MA
Body type:5' 8" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Self-healer/Self-sabotagor

   Danielle Stewart's Schools
University Of Massachusetts-Boston
Boston,Massachusetts
Graduated: N/A
 

2011 to Present
Newton North High
Newtonville,Massachusetts
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

2011 to Present

   Danielle Stewart's Companies
Life & Style Magazine
Nationally, US
Contributor
"Style slip-ups"

1 Track Mind
www.1trackmind.com, Los Angeles, CA US
Co-Host
Internet podcast: Fun Sex News

Acme Comedy Theatre
Los Angeles, CA US
X- Ray Company
Improv

Hair of The Mangy Dog
Los Angeles, CA US

Sketch



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Danielle Stewart on Chelsea Lately on E!
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Sex with an Ex? with Danielle Stewart
http://www.babelgum.com/4004141/sex-with-ex-with-d...

Danielle Stewart's thoughts on Sex with an Ex: Great idea!

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TMZ with Danielle Stewart
http://www.babelgum.com/4004147/tmz-with-danielle-...

Danielle Stewart's thoughts on TMZ: A menace to society.

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Best hangover cure with Danielle Stewart
http://www.babelgum.com/4004150/best-hangover-cure...

Danielle Stewart's thoughts on the best hangover cure: Not Drinking?

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Danielle Stewart's Friends Comments
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Billiam ☺♥♫☮

Bill Hathaway



Oct 7 2009 11:15 PM

Geez Girl I can't compete with you. So let's just be friends. Deal.

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Oct 13 2009 4:07 AM






Vienna.

Vienna.



Oct 13 2009 6:12 AM

i fckin love the honesty in ur videos<333
keep it up gurl
SHAWN DOUGAN

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Oct 13 2009 12:24 PM

Hey thanks for being friends, I like your work!
Shawn
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Darryl Howerton



Sep 30 2009 4:31 AM

thanks again, danielle!!
BIG MIKE..I'm A Comedian!

BIg MIke



Sep 30 2009 6:54 PM





BIG MIKE..I'm A Comedian!

BIg MIke



Sep 23 2009 3:54 PM

Hey Farmer's Daughter, Please tell your peeps that you are performing @ the Headliners Only Comedy Extravaganza October 3rd. Itll be too much fun!

Oxnard Comedy Connection @ Old Dublin Pub & Grill

Oxnard Comedy Connection @ Old Dublin Pub & Grill



Sep 21 2009 3:32 AM

Thanks for partying with Oxnard Comedy Connection at O'Dublins!!! Come back anytime, our stage is always ready!!!

Jehanzeb

Jehanzeb



Aug 10 2009 9:23 PM

luv ur advise... wow :)   ur an amazing woman
BIG MIKE..I'm A Comedian!

BIg MIke



Jul 24 2009 2:49 PM

happy b-day babe!
☠SEDUCTIVE SATIVA☠

☠SEDUCTIVE   SATIVA☠



Jul 22 2009 5:57 AM

nk*tribal

nk*tribal



Jul 12 2009 9:52 PM

greetz to LA from da big bad B
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Jul 11 2009 7:45 AM

New Items Posted Throughout the Weekend!!


Have a Great Weekend! ~sweetnicolemarie
☆ Markus ☆

Markus Allen Christopher



Jul 10 2009 12:05 AM

Danielle,

You crack me up!

Markus~
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Jul 9 2009 5:22 AM

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Randy

Randy



Jul 8 2009 12:44 AM

I'm loving your series of vlogs. You should come on our podcast. Even if you don't drink, sex is always a good topic. Listen to the one with Lola on women and dating. Maybe you can give a different perspective. It's fun.

Randy
http://30mch.com
The 30 Minute Cocktail Hour
☠SEDUCTIVE SATIVA☠

☠SEDUCTIVE   SATIVA☠



Jun 28 2009 7:26 AM

Goff

Geoff Stepien



Jun 23 2009 6:30 PM

Getum girl,,just show more cleavige :)
COOL GADGETS

COOL GADGETS



Jun 10 2009 6:06 PM

thanx for adding us!!!!
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May 8 2009 10:47 PM

CORY & CHAD

CORY & CHAD



May 11 2009 8:08 PM

You ready for The DIRTY SHOW May 13th???????
matt

matt FromMySpace



May 12 2009 7:26 PM

Funny or not....Drinking has ruined my life. I was sober for a minute today and found out I really am married!! Damn It !!! Thanks for being my friend though, Matt
CORY & CHAD

CORY & CHAD



Apr 13 2009 7:25 PM

Hey Danielle!!

We need to get you on The Dirty Show Soon! You would be perfect for our show..

We hope all is well.
ANGELO DOMINICK

angelo dominick



Apr 10 2009 5:55 PM

CHEERS FROM HUMBOLDT...THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP...HAVE AN AMAZING WEEK...GOOD TIMES AND LAUGHTER AS WELL..YOUR FRIEND...ANGELO
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Apr 10 2009 4:23 PM

Thanks for the add!!

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