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David Mascorro
Stand-Up / Comedic Writers / Alternative
David Mascorro Gone Phising!

Male
79 years old
CHICAGO, IL
United States



Last Login: 8/25/2009
Mood: mischievous Mood Image
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InfluencesRichard Pryor, George Carlin, Steve Martin, Rodney Dangerfield, Lenny Bruce, Bill Hicks, Bob Newhart, Andy Kaufman, Dave Chappelle Lewis Black, David Cross, Brian Regan and etc.
MembersHi Comedy Friends!

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    David Mascorro's Interests
GeneralThe weird and funny things in life we all notice/don't notice
MusicLet's be honest: All music, all genres, All artists just about Everything but Kidbopz Cd's or Yanni, both I cannot explain and hate with equal passion.
Movieshmmmmmmm.........let's just say general goodness, stuff that AFI loves and some stuff that bugs the crap out of them. Straight to DVD series can't bite me though, lame asses.
TelevisionNot Big Brother, or Celebrity Apprentice, or WNBA games. Everything else I understand to a slight degree and can tolerate on a sliding scale.
BooksPopup Books mostly, big fan of those guys.
HeroesTons of folks: My Dad, Mom and my two siblings, no matter how ridiculous I am they still love me. Grandma, for scaring the crap out of me everyday but doing it in a loving way. My Aunts and Uncles, tons of support and love. My buds and my enemies, and to my budemies that keep me on my toes. And to all of t us out there making people laugh in any way possible*

     David Mascorro's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Chicago
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Education:College graduate
Occupation:slinging words
Income:$30,000 to $45,000


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Clips: 3 Total Plays: 179 Plays Today: 0
Edge Comedy Club 3/27/08
Edge Comedy Club 3/27/08 rating
Schubas 3/23/08
Schubas 3/23/08 rating
My first Youtube video
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   David Mascorro's Blurbs
About me:
For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. I love to make people laugh and I get great satisfaction sharing my ideas and point of view with thousands of people all across the U.S. I currently live in Chicago, the Windy City. I was born in TX in the back of my parents Mexican restaurant. They swear it was a hospital, but I still distinctly see waiters serving enchiladas in my first baby pictures. I grew up in a town called the "Cowboy Capital of the World", I won't say the name of the town but if you're near Google, give it a whirl and see what comes up. I traded my boots and cowboy hat for sneakers and winter wear and haven't looked back since. I love Chicago because it always keeps me happy, sad, exhilarated, tipsy, window shopping, bbq-ing, baseball watching, TV yelling, bus chasing, homeless person dodging, ipod-ing, day laboring, night fevering, couch sleeping, and most importantly I'm always perfoming stand-up comedy. I am always looking to make new friends and if you wanna share a laugh, come check out my Upcoming Shows Tabs. I love to travel all across the U.S and meeting all the great fans of comedy, you guys are the reason I get to live my dream, so to all of you out there, Thank you. Join my mailing list for updates on shows, clips and other fun stuff. Come on America, let's get to know one another!
Who I'd like to meet:
other comics, all over the world, and any fans of comedy!

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Elizabeth Iribarren



Mar 30 2009 7:31 PM

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Tony Carr (815)207-8889

Tony Carr (815)207-8889



Dec 29 2008 2:10 AM

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I have been falling behind on my holiday comments.... I figured this was the best way to catch up. :)

Tony

www. TonyCarrComedy. com
~LATINA~

LATINA LATINA



Dec 3 2008 12:43 AM

Hola...just leaving some luv on your pagina...
Tony Carr (815)207-8889

Tony Carr (815)207-8889



Nov 28 2008 3:43 AM

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Happy Thanksgiving.

www. TonyCarrComedy. com
Patrick Chase

pATRICK CHase



Oct 25 2008 8:50 PM

Yo Dave, great job last night at Watra, very funny stuff. I look forward to working with you and hosting more.
Sydney

Sydney



Oct 17 2008 11:37 PM

Holiday Club was Great!
Chris Fair

Christopher Fair



Oct 11 2008 8:21 PM

hey nice website. Let's link eachother www. chrisfaircomedy. com
Varietease Cabaret

varietease cabaret



Oct 4 2008 2:13 PM

come out to the show!! it's all halloween acts (over 20 acts!), comfy theater style seating, full bar, lotta laughs and teasin! Get tix online or box office, it will sell out before show night! Photobucket
Jeffery

Jeffery



Oct 1 2008 3:22 AM

Go Sox!
Closetgeek

Closetgeek



Sep 30 2008 6:14 AM

No problem! Let me know where I can see you do your funny guy thing:)
Exactly who is this eljaye™ fella??

Exactly who is this eljaye™ fella??



Sep 28 2008 3:21 AM

Alls I hafta say is "titties"!!!!
karen

karen kolaski



Sep 26 2008 7:18 PM

Thanks for the request!
Jeff

Jeff



Sep 18 2008 6:46 PM

Going Back to Philly
Bubba Muski

Bubba Muski



Sep 5 2008 8:47 PM

It was fantastic! There's nothing better than making heavily armed Eastern European Police officers with Russian AKs strapped to their backs crack up in hilarious laughter! Yes, I'm being serious!
Matt Griffo

Matt Griffo



Aug 30 2008 12:17 AM

agreed
Matt Griffo

Matt Griffo



Aug 29 2008 9:14 PM

yo
justin

justin butler



Aug 27 2008 11:22 PM

Sweet stuff Dave!
Cheryl

Cheryl



Aug 26 2008 11:46 PM

Well, "awesome" is "cool beans"... The 90's are making a comeback. I am glad to hear from you, too.
How's life?
Charlie Gadd

Charlie Gadd



Aug 23 2008 7:45 PM

Dude, I have that same photo of me by the Hulk...
Marty Muloski

Marty Muloski



Aug 21 2008 9:36 PM

just moved back to UIC
Marty Muloski

Marty Muloski



Aug 19 2008 6:33 PM

Hows it going?
Ghuffran Ali

Ghuffran Ali



Aug 16 2008 9:08 PM

Your new pictures makes you look like you work in the back of a kitchen
Aaron McGaW

Aaron McGaW



Aug 13 2008 7:50 PM

It was just another bad night at Wise fools. And Jakes did not have it last night.
Aaron McGaW

Aaron McGaW



Aug 12 2008 5:24 PM

I have a show on the 16. It starts at 11....

The Final Countdown
Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
11pm, $8, BYOB

Hope you can make it...I will have more magic i am almost sure of it.
Mark Nabong

Mark Nabong



Aug 2 2008 6:16 PM

I have no idea what I said that night.
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