About me: I'm here to tell you that you can't do it - whatever that might be.
Your friends probably don't like you that much, if at all - hell I'm just here for some crunchy bits. That vacant look you find so cute in my eyes is really indicative of the fact that I cannot face you to tell you the truth. The awful truth is that you're mediocre in everyway - if you even achieve the level of mediocrity.
Your intelligence is slightly below average at best.
You can't really accomplish anything you set your mind to. Shit, that's probably one of the most damaging common lies people are told.
Your phobias in all reality probably will always hold you back.
It's unlikely that you will lose that extra 40 lbs.
To sum it up, I've met balls of kitty fur behind the couch with more charisma, creativity, smarts and luck than you.
I'm sorry; I don't relish telling you this. I just tire of watching you bust your ass to accomplish things that will never come to fruition.
My best quality - I can ascertain if I hate you on sight. It's opposite of the whole "love at first sight" asscock.. Some say this keen sense borders on magic - personally I think it's sheer talent.
If you want to chat with me - AIM - DiscouragementK
People that don't have private MySpace profiles. Jesus ass cramming shit licking christ - you're all a bunch of fucking queers - and I don't mean queer in the homo way - I mean queer in the you're the kind of limp dick pussy that sucks all the fun outta life way.
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