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Don't Touch Me There
Sketch Comedy / Stand-Up / Musical Comedy

			"like Carlos Mencia, but funny" Male 28 years old New York City, NEW YORK United States Last Login:7/13/2008

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Don't Touch Me There's Comedian Bio

Bio	Switcheroo: The Movie Add to My Profile \| More Videos
Website	DontTouchMeThere.com
Influences	Suicide Hotline Add to My Profile \| More Videos
Members	Pat Stango & Blaine Perry & Steve Bossous, and also Roger Hailes, Eliza Faria-Santos, Amanda Pettit, Sean Donnelly
TV Shows	Law & Order: SVU Writers' Room Add to My Profile \| More Videos
Films	Weird Science 2 Add to My Profile \| More Videos
Albums	Mission Improvable Add to My Profile \| More Videos

Don't Touch Me There's Interests

General	To Catch a Predator
Music	Meatloaf Add to My Profile \| More Videos
Movies	Cheaters Add to My Profile \| More Videos Bad Sherlock Holmes Add to My Profile \| More Videos

Don't Touch Me There's Details

Status:	Swinger
Here for:	Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:	Not Sure
Body type:	8' 11" / More to love!
Ethnicity:	Pacific Islander
Zodiac Sign:	Cancer
Children:	Someday

Don't Touch Me There's Clips

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Clips: 10

Total Plays: 17507

Plays Today: 1

American Gladiator University

Run Time: 202

Plays: 82
Comments: 1

Fast Forward Future

Run Time: 201

Plays: 16
Comments: 0

To Catch a Dirty Pedophile

Run Time: 277

Plays: 3728
Comments: 3

Meatloaf

Run Time: 61

Plays: 55
Comments: 0

Bad Sherlock Holmes

Run Time: 60

Plays: 29
Comments: 0

Cheaters

Run Time: 256

Plays: 110
Comments: 0

Suicide Hotline

Run Time: 312

Plays: 77
Comments: 0

Law & Order: SVU Writers' Room

Run Time: 262

Plays: 91
Comments: 0

Weird Science 2

Run Time: 152

Plays: 45
Comments: 0

Switcheroo: The Movie

Run Time: 193

Plays: 13274
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About me:

http://www.DontTouchMeThere.com

Our Next Show is on Friday, January 18 at Pianos!

So what's the deal with Don't Touch Me There? Is it something I should know about? Is it some kind of 501(c)(3) organization? Will it make my leg stop hurting? Because it's been hurting for a while and I can't figure out why. Will it make me gay?

If you haven't heard of us, you probably hang with too many "mainstream" people. You should get a new job. One of those downtown jobs where you can wear flip-flops and bring your dog to work. That's where people are talking about us.

And what those tree-humpin' hippies are saying is how we're a great sketch group who make hillarious video for the public's amusement. You can see a couple of our favorite videos below or by going to our website which is - you guessed it - www.DontTouchMeThere.com

If you like us, please become our virtual friends and leave us messages and forward our videos to your little friends and come to our live shows, the next of which is Friday, January 18 at 7pm at Pianos (158 Ludlow Street at Stanton) in NYC.

Who I'd like to meet:
Platonic Friend Man

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Don't Touch Me There's Friend Space (Top 20)

Don't Touch Me There has 384 friends.

Blaine

Pat

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Sean

Eliza Faria-Santos

RogerHailes

Fortress of Attitude

todd levin

Amanda Pettit

Shayna Ferm

Chelsea Peretti

Sara Benincasa

Tom McCaffrey

Gilad Foss

Luke

John Mulaney

Jack Kukoda

Tony Zaret

Jordan

Brooke Van Poppelen

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Don't Touch Me There's Friends Comments

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DJ Russ Harris	Jun 19 2008 8:21 PM
Rob O'Reilly	Jul 2 2008 2:59 PM Thanks for the set last night!
Ricardo Aleman	Jun 23 2008 11:50 AM Happy Birtday!
Eliza Faria-Santos	Mar 19 2008 9:25 PM if the kids lose they have to make out with me. If they win I have to suck their dicks. Either way I win.
9inchNeal	Dec 18 2007 5:18 PM you fellas are real good with a video camera but I bet u hear that all the time from the ladies. Merry Syphilis!
Joe Lipari	Jun 21 2007 4:58 AM happy birthday? Ummm is it a b-day for one of you guys or the show? I'm so confused
Kathy	May 6 2007 3:05 PM
Kathy	May 6 2007 3:20 AM
steve	Apr 24 2007 11:10 AM Answer emails bitches! I have a friend who will hurt you, and nobody wants that. You know him, he's cool.
Kathy	Apr 24 2007 12:51 AM Lots of Love for you :-) Kisses, special K
Kathy	Apr 13 2007 1:03 PM its party time Special K
Mauro "Moe" Felipe	Mar 29 2007 6:02 PM Hilarious show! Couldn't have spent my last night in NYC at a funnier place.
Hilary Schwartz	Mar 20 2007 3:33 PM "Sex and the Attic" is offensive and wrong. Thank God! Brilliant work.
Eliza Faria-Santos	Feb 25 2007 5:17 PM I will punch your show in the cunt.
Serial_Steve	Feb 25 2007 2:41 PM Man, It's bizarre. I can hunt a man down through miles of forest, best him in hand to hand combat on uneven terrain, finish him off and then walking home on a well lit, paved street, I trip in a pothole and mess up my ankle. What a crazy world! S_S
The Great Cotton Catastrophe	Feb 22 2007 2:48 PM Just got to thinkin', I ain't made a mess outta nothin' in quite a few days. My natur'l inclination is to get on with worryin' 'bout things that are round' that darned blasted corner. I tell you what though, if'n we's all charge that fearful corner t'gether, maybe there won't be nothin' over there but a sidewalk full of truth and promise. Ya'll take care now. -Cotton
Luke	Feb 21 2007 9:38 AM Donnelly's picture is almost certainly going to be on the cover of the Post someday. Right next to a headline that says, "Port Authority Butcher!" Dead eyes and a neck beard= sinister. Somebody has to say it.
Myka	Jan 30 2007 1:38 PM i gave up an entire saturday to make you guys feel important and funny, where the fuck is the clip??? i need it for my reel.
Felipe Andrés	Jan 18 2007 5:00 PM ok award seasons, and my winners are: For special fx, ninja's glowing hand Twisted Plot, the America's Most Sensationalisitc Child Kidnappings franchise Ensemble piece: Revelations, our first christmas, bachelor pad, Superhero: well, you know!! romantic comedy: Steve Loves Porno Best dialogue: "you're coming with me to the concentration camp-how about you concentrate on this big boy-now that you've seen my hitler mustache how about showing me a german submarine!(lust in her eyes as she says)heil mein fuehrer!!!!!" best looking chicks, the platonic friendman's supporting roles. also loved the christmas party thanks for some good entertainment
Amanda Pettit	Dec 17 2006 9:50 AM who's running this pop 'n pop shop operation?
Luke	Dec 11 2006 10:10 AM Festivus party on the night of the 22nd?
Lucas Held	Nov 28 2006 2:40 PM Dont touch you where? The musk glands? Well then how the hell am i gunna make fancy perfume? With synthetic musk!?!?!?!
Nick	Oct 17 2006 7:07 PM So is the Austin show happening?
Grandma's Candy Box	Oct 17 2006 4:48 PM Don't Touch Me There is Grandmas favorite show!
Luke	Sep 20 2006 10:57 AM I've decided to merge my two favorite shows, "Don't Touch Me There" and "Cattyshack." So, um, where should I set up my piano and how many songs can I sing about abortion?
The Kissing Booth.	Sep 11 2006 8:25 AM You two are born troublemakers. We salute your hatefulness.
Eliza Faria-Santos	Sep 4 2006 8:45 PM </

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