Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]
Ryan Johnson
Wii Friend Code: 8374 4825 3723 8149

Male
17 years old
Here., Delaware
United States



Last Login: 7/3/2009
Mood: okay Mood Image
View My: Pics | Videos | Playlists

   Contacting Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]

 MySpace URL: 

Get Flash now!

In order to listen or view this content you will have to upgrade your version of Flash.



    Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]'s Interests
General
Smallville- Lex Prelude 12/21



Gamin'(zelda, mario, metroit etc.), music...Alot of music!(most all music) swimmin' in the ocean, and other Random stuff...

Help end world hunger
Check out AlbinoBlackSheep.com
This is my Maple Story character
and my pet Jalhalla

Jalhalla, bringer of banishment


MusicYES!!
iDOOM

Almost all Music except most country and rap, otherwise, I probably like it!W00T~

Tons of bands-most all- I'll put some now and the list will slowly grow(no particular order): AAR, Arosmith, AFI, Barenaked Ladies, Blink182, Blues Brothers, Bowling For Soup, Counting Crows, Creed, Drowning Pool, Green Day, Howie Day, Jason Mraz, Jimmy Buffet, Linkin Park, Motion City Soundtrack, P.O.D., Panic!At The Disco,
Papa Roach, The Ramones, Simple Plan, System Of A Down, Three Doors Down, Tom Petty, Weird Al Yancovic, All American Rejects, Arctic Monkeys, Guns N' Roses, Daniel Powter, Korn, NickelBack, PinkFloyd, Led Zepplin, Jimmy Eats World, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, PUNGE, ~Theme songs~, uhmmm...there is more to come...

Movies
Depends on what it is. Comedy is my favorite. Waynes World Rocks! Truman show is good. Space Balls. Night At The Roxbury!! Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Rush Hour(1&2). The Thumb movies(Thumbwars,Thumbtanic,BatThumb,FrankinThumb,BlairThumb).The Saw series. Scary Movies 1-4(haven't seen 2 tho). Anchor Man!! Nepolian Dynamite(the only movie that gets better everytime you watch it). Doom. Bruce Almighty.

Television












BooksThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Artemis Fowl, Ender's Shadow, Circle of magic series, Eragon, Harry Potter, The Westing Game, uhmmm....there's more but, random books mostly...I read a lot of Fiction, Fantasy, and Mystery.
HeroesSteven Lynch, Kyle Cease, Chuck Norris, The Blues Brothers, Mark Day, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Various member of The Office, and any one of my friends that have said something great enough that i've deemed them hero worthy.


Groups: Bored People Unite!Pugs AlmightyNocturnalI Belive in Unicorns.The Hyphy MovementNINJA CLAN OF ULTAMITE DOOM!

View All Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]'s Groups

     Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:lacey,WA
Body type:Average
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Mr.Awsome
Income:Less than $30,000

   Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]'s Schools
Caesar Rodney High School
Camden-wyoming, DE
Graduated: N/A
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Web Design
Minor: Business
Clubs: Academic Bowl (aka Quiz Bowl, Knowledge Bowl, etc.) Business Professionals of America (BPA)
 

2007 to Present
North Thurston High School
Olympia, WA
Graduated: N/A
 

2006 to 2010



Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine] is amazed that MySpace finally copied FaceBook's toolbar thing.
view more

Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]'s Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

My Wii Envy.  (view more)

Top 5 most amazing places. According to me anyways.  (view more)

The "ipod!" conspiracy.  (view more)

Business Professionals of America (BPA)  (view more)

The Glass  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]'s Blurbs
About me:


Hola! I'm Ryan. I'm sarcastic. I'm bored (a lot). I'm living in Delaware. I'm supposed to be living in Washington. I'm geeky. I'm anti-ipod. I'm all for doing what you want and not caring what others think. I'm a hypocrite a lot. I'm realistic. I'm writing this at 5 in the morning. I'm tired. I'm in BPA. I'm on the Academic Bowl team. I'm not good at either. I listen to whatever music i want to at the time. I listen to a lot of music that people say sucks. I don't care. I play games a lot. I play Nintendo games when people may claim that Xbox/PS is better. I don't care. I enjoy nintendo games such as Zelda, Mario, and Metroid. I think basing your opinion on something because of the way it looks is stupid. I like to read, even though according to my brother "reading turns your hair red and causes you to explode." I read mostly fantasy. I like classics. I like the night more than the day. I like anime. I like Simpsons, Futurama, and The Office, amongst other things. I like comedy. I like flash movies. I like nerd games, like KingdomOfLoathing, Magic: The Gathering, and Cribbage. I have recently begun to play Maple Story, and am enjoying it so far. I like Picnicface, Kyle Cease, and Steve Carrel, as well as some other comedians. I like some WebComics, like CTRL+ALT+DEL, and Cyanide&Happiness. I say horrible things a lot. I probably offend a lot of people. I might continue this another day, but for now i'm done.

Okay, well i'm adding something. Here's a small list of some of my favorite Websites (no particular order). Cracked.com, Ctrl+AltDel-online.com, Albinoblacksheep.com, Gaiaonline.com, Explosm.net, Newgrounds.com, Smosh.com, Picnicface.com, Miniclip.com, SavageChickens.com, and SongsToWearPantsTo.com. These sites keep me (in)sane.

My aim sn: Dwarf Woot, and GIR Woot
My e-mail: DwarfWoot@GMail.com.



Comic from CtrlAltDel-Online.com

Cop Myths


There are a ton of myths and legends about cops that are simply not true. Hopefully, this guide will clear up some long-standing misconceptions.

Cops Have a “Ticket Quota” That Must Be Filled Each Month:
FALSE. A cop’s thirst for giving tickets is insatiable and therefore requires no outside motivation.

Cops Pull Over Red Cars More Often Than Cars of Any Other Color:
FALSE. All cops are inherently colorblind.

If A Cop Isn’t in Full Uniform, He Can’t Legally Arrest You:
FALSE. If a cop is trying to give you a ticket and you take his hat and put it where he can’t reach it, he is in fact more likely to arrest you. Ditto for pants.

You’re More Likely to Get a Ticket During the Winter:
FALSE. The winter is when cops hibernate.

If You Report a Cop For Being a Dick, He Will be Suspended:
FALSE. You can copy down an officer’s name and report him all you want, but it won’t do any good. If a cop treats you unfairly, the best plan of action is to take down that officer’s name, find out when he’s on duty, and then drive to his stupid house in Burbank while he’s working and have filthy, chimpanzee sex with his redheaded wife. This is called “Citizen Justice” or, sometimes, “Citizen Justice up the Butt.”

Cops Will Not Respect You If You Throw Garbage At Them:
FALSE. This is the only way to gain a cop’s respect and trust. (Please try this and tell me how it goes.)

Cops Are Allergic to Garlic:
FALSE. You’re thinking of vampires. Cops love garlic, and feeding it to them will only make them stronger.

If You Challenge a Cop to a Fight and Win, He Legally Can’t Give You a Ticket:
KIND OF FALSE. There is one cop in West Virginia who actually follows this rule, but there’s nothing legal about it and he rarely loses.

-Taken from a Cracked.com article



Who I'd like to meet:
I want to meet the Smosh guys (Ian and Anthony) and Adam and Andrew, the guys that write songs about how everyone sux. Even themselves XD they rock. Let's see, then there is Koji Kondo and Shigeru Miyamoto, the creators of Nintendo music and games respectively. Oh, and Rainn Wilson and Steve Carell. Rainn is of course, Dwight from The Office, and Steve is.. well, he's freackin Steve Carrel. And anyone else that i feel like meeting but don't feel like writing about woot! lol


   


   Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]'s Friend Space (Top 8)
Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine] has 95 friends.
 サムさん 


 max 


 Dakine 


 Chrissafur 


 dr. haugh 


 Bobbie 


 ~Cody The Jackal God~ 


 smosh.com [Food Battle 2009 TRAILER] 





Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine]'s Friends Comments
Displaying 25 of 590 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
Matthew aka Sora aka Ninja aka Veon aka ......





Jul 10 2009 12:37 AM

This comment was sent by your friend via the Dog World app. To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.


-------------------------------------------
..
Hey Ryan [With a Wolverine-esque spine],
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

max





Jun 24 2009 9:16 PM

Dear Ryan,


And the very same to yourself
Sketch. <3





May 7 2009 2:13 AM

Pshtttt I didn't have knives literally shoved into my back, My feelings don't matter xD
As long as your okay, Thats good :]
Sketch. <3





May 7 2009 2:09 AM

goodgood, howre you feelin?
Sketch. <3





May 7 2009 1:24 AM

Ryan!
When're you comin back to school?!?!?!
Jewface :P
max





Apr 30 2009 7:51 PM

Truancy...yay.
Basically, I sat in a court room with a bunch of other filthy miscreants and told them that, no, I am not dropping out or getting my GED, I'm just finishing at the college.

Snore.

How're you?
max





Apr 29 2009 8:12 PM

That's lucky at least.


Know what's not lucky?
Court tomorrow! YAY!

lseiuotgijfs
blargh
max





Apr 29 2009 2:04 AM

Yeah, but I decided to treat it as a "Things That Make Up A Large Part Of My Life, Whether I Like It Or Not" section, not just a things I am interested in type deal. Plus, y'know...general things. Whoo. Dare to be different...or something.


I'm sorry; that doesn't sound super, no. How long are you on the meds for? Side effects suck dude, and that really blows. Hey, I/we miss you too.


Things are okay I guess. Eh.


P.S. depression.insanity sounds like a band name...
Sketch. <3





Apr 25 2009 10:29 PM

Im pretty great, Lit and homerooom is boring without you lol.
Sketch. <3





Apr 25 2009 8:14 PM

Hey Ryan, How're you doinn?
サムさん





Apr 25 2009 5:56 PM

I just found 1 more in my inventory
So last night I leeched @ bigfoot w/ my f/p for the first time, and I went from 64-72 in an hour =D
サムさん





Apr 25 2009 4:23 AM

A.
Thats lame
B.
I killed him! TOY TROJAN POWER!
サムさん





Apr 24 2009 5:35 AM

Photobucket
サムさん





Apr 24 2009 4:43 AM

Thats lame...
Call your mom and ask her to ship it to you
サムさん





Apr 23 2009 3:09 PM

Ryan Johnson
Amazing, Stubborn, In Pain
Yes sir, that's practically poetry right there!
Also, unlike some people, I have to leave for school
so POOP
Good day sir! If I ever find my gamecube controllers, we shall brawl some time!
サムさん





Apr 17 2009 12:03 AM

PWNT, Nintendo has successfully developed everything I've ever wanted
I'll die happy =D
sept for, I want a few more zelda games ofc
Also, I have a level 97 priest
A 67 Hunter
A 64 F/p
AND a 58 Brawler
PWNT
サムさん





Apr 16 2009 4:59 AM

Yo homework-ey do-ombre need-ista
But I will comment you, in Spanish!
Tell me stories!
audios, amigo
tus madre es muy feyo e largo
megusta tus muy grande melonas!
サムさん





Apr 6 2009 5:56 AM

I don't think I did...
I know I haven't played it since i got back @ least...
I'll look around for it, but not till tomorrow cause I have school tomorrow
stupid end of spring break!
サムさん





Apr 5 2009 9:25 PM

nice! I got your picture, it is the same =)
I really wanted to buy one but I couldn't afford it at the time
Well, I did but I went on Ruby and I's 2 year anniversary and...
If I had bought it at the time instead of getting Ruby a present I think she would be kinda mad...
When you come back this summer well visit pikes place, and see if hes still sellin em
It shall be amazing, oh it shall!
サムさん





Apr 5 2009 4:23 PM

haha, I found a pretty legit one @ pikes place
It even had a book of alot of the zelda music and how to play it
but it was like $50, so thats where my interest ended
サムさん





Apr 5 2009 2:06 AM

Your online!
Eh! I might be going to college in Canada! =D
Prolly not though...as tuition is a tad higher >.
<
Also, I sent you a wonderful comment and I've yet to receive a reply
I'm a bit hurt I must say
サムさん





Apr 4 2009 10:48 PM

The Legend of Zelda: Adventure of the Comment Box! OI! Ryan! Can Hyrule's fate really depend on such a lazy boy? Yeh...When you play my Ocarina, I hope you will think of me and come back to the forest to visit.
max





Mar 31 2009 7:30 AM

My sister gave me some magic cards...and I have no idea what to do with 'em.
D:
サムさん





Mar 31 2009 2:47 AM

yep ;]
Thats a good point there...and since Pam is still with Michael, the show won't be hurt TOO badly >.
>
サムさん





Mar 30 2009 8:44 PM

haha, ok
That sounds like the most logical path, but all the filming of the depressing office w/o Michael will be sad...Especially if it lasts till the end of the season.
It's like when Jim left, it just doesn't work, we need them all!
Add Comment


©2003-2009 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.