Pass this on to all your Russian friends, and no offense to Americans!!
WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we messed up...but that was fun!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.
WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. RUSSIAN FRIENDS: Will forward this back to the person that sent it to them to prove who is better...so sent this to all your Russian friends and see how many u will get back
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