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THE Desert Shark

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  • THE Desert Shark

  • 27 / Male
  • Taji, US
  • Last Login: 11/25/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Photobucket Poker,Blackjack,Cars, Sports, Shooting guns with my cousins and brother and having added excitement when the sheriffs dept. comes to check up on us. Hoping to get a SOCOM 2, a Desert Eagle, AK47, a 1911, and maybe a 44 Mag... you can never have too many guns right? Good women poker players just blow my mind. I have recently picked up a new hobby, electric guitar, I was also one of the "OLD SCHOOL" UFC fans, watched the very first UFC all the way to about UFC 10 with my dad.. it was one of the last good father son memories I have.... kind of ironic isn't it? One of the last good times of me and my dad spending some quality time together is watching some dudes beat the piss out of each other. LOL. I had stopped watching UFC for a while and got back into it about a year ago and I am hooked again, these guys nowadays are monsters and so skilled there's so many good fight to watch. I like tattoos, sharing the stories, admiring the art, and it's really weird but my mom might be the only one who know's how much I truly hate needles to be stuck in me and it just boggles her mind of why I would get so many tattoos and be poked over and over again with needles. But of course it's different, and I know it's not too weird but I like that pain, to me the pain is somewhat of a challenge, how much can you endure before you tap out? I

  • Music

    Everything except country except if some people consider Johnny Cash country but I don't think so, rap, hardcore rap, lots of rock when I'm driving and need to get hyped up, old school Brotha Lynch Hung, X Raided...... Sublime probably my favorite band, could listen to them all day.... and of course thanks to Dizzy at sickboy tattoo, got me hooked on the Transplants. Love to support California music.. always has it's own unique style. Metallica, Nickelback, Pantera, Rammstein, Godsmack, pretty much anything that sounds good.One of my favorite new bands... Flyleaf... Lacey Mosley.. this girl is awesome!! She's so hot. Children of Bodom, Alexi Laiho is one of the best with that guitar him and Dimebag Darrell, hearing him play on Cemetary Gates was the first time I was AMAZED by any type of music and by what someone can do with a guitar, got me hooked onto heavy metal back in high school and have been listening ever since.

  • Movies

    Comedies, just about every view askew movie except the newest one... Miri and whoever make a porno, it had some funny parts but it was pretty lame, action, grew up on Indiana Jones, goonies and all them other great 80's flicks, crazy stuff too that pushes you to your limits on emotions like scary twisted horror stuff, I like to think outside the box and see how other people think and be able to come back to my own world. Even though not too many good American scary movies have come out in a while I liked the ring, the Japanese horror movie suicide club,and their original version of the eye and the ring... crazy stuff, them Japanese horror movies are pretty twisted. Pulp Fiction all time great, Half Baked, 300, Trainspotting, Crank, Transporter, and a lot more I just can't think of now. Rampage's Punching Power

  • Television

    The Simpsons, Family guy, anything about poker, world series of poker, late night poker, world poker tour etc. .. Have been getting into sitcoms lately and one of my new favorites is this show called Weeds, Prison break, Entourage, and mostly comedies... I like to laugh... who doesn't?

  • Books

    Poker books...... Supersystem, Harrington on hold em' vol 1, 2, and 3, Phil Gordon's Little Green Book, picked up a lot of good things from those books alone.

  • Heroes

    I wouldn't say I have any bonafide heros but I admire all the brave soldiers here in Iraq that go out everyday and risk their lives for what will hopefully be to make the world a better place, and I'm glad I can take part in helping them stay safe.

Details

  • Status: Divorced
  • Hometown: Fresno / Las Vegas/Iraq
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Duke stuff and Poker

Schools

  • Fresno High

    • Fresno, CA
    • Graduated: 2001
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    1997 to 2001

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About me:

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.. I love playing poker, board games, and pretty much any card games, which have been the start of many fights between me and my younger sister growing up. LOL. I am a proud parent of the coolest kid who seems to be my exact clone of me when I was younger... just a little more spoiled and cooler. I have traveled to other countries and experienced some pretty cool things, one of my favorites was Amsterdam, hahaha.... great coffee they have in them coffee shops. LOL. I am pretty spontaneous and like to take chances, which has done a lot of good for me and also has come back to bite me in ass a few times, I don't know why but I just love change and trying new things. I am a dreamer but I am also a doer and know what I have to do most of the time to get what I want. Most people are scared of change but not me, I like....well, actually I need it, I hate getting into a rut where everyday feels the same, I like spontaneously thinking of stuff getting in my car and just driving. I don't usually plan anything and I am always waiting til' the last minute to do everything, kind of a bites me in the butt sometimes but not too bad... I'm still alive. I am a huge procrastinator most of the time, I'm somewhat lazy, I am pretty laid back and chill and don't like drama at all.

Since I left the nest I have been trying to be as successful as I can and aside from a few bumps in the road I have been doing alright for myself. I pride myself on being totally independent and I really don't like to depend on anyone but sometimes you just need help. I am pretty sarcastic in case you haven't noticed. LOL. I been practicing my whole life, I remember getting slapped upside the head for it a few times but I was persistent and never gave up. Glad to say I was never one of those kids that always talked about ass whoopin's cuz they were pretty rare for me, one, because I was smart enough to not do stupid shit so I usually stayed out of trouble and two, was because like most kids the empty threats usually worked on me... a tactic I have also taken up as a parent, LOL not really my son is an ANGEL and I don't ever have to tell him anything..... yeah rrrriiiggghhhhttt.

Don't Be a Stranger - Mon-chi-chi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNLEQPuNRlI

Monchichi down and out

Who I'd like to meet:

Cool people that think like me with great ideas and determination, people that think inside and outside the box, versatile people, and some more poker buddies, mentors and apprentices. I like tattooed women... now that I think about it I have never even dated a girl that didn't have at least one tattoo, not a requirement just a coincidence I guess.... but hey, there's a first for everything. LOL.
You Have Bad Karma
Ouch! You're not exactly the nicest person around.
You may be proud of your tough edge, but others fear you.
And while some may just stay out of your path...
Others will do what they can to make your life miserable.

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Comments

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  • AsIaN

    Nov 25 2009 5:17 AM

    But mike I want one like now hehehehe ok only if u know someone with a sweet deal and is real good cause I get the hook from NM hehehehe
  • JeffJeff Zawatski

    Nov 24 2009 6:03 AM

    i'm at victory leavin to go to delta today or tomorrow
  • Short Stack

    Nov 21 2009 9:54 PM

    If you see Tito with Jenna get a picture for me
  • -J.Monique*Jasmine Miranda

    Nov 15 2009 4:30 AM

    cant wait to see you cousin!
  • Short Stack

    Oct 11 2009 5:06 AM

    Ha Ha my Buckeyes jus put a beat down on Wisconsin
  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Oct 5 2009 4:13 AM

    oh yea H2 is ok, how you been man?
  • AsIaN

    Sep 11 2009 5:09 AM

    Hey u how r u doing?
  • Short Stack

    Sep 8 2009 11:33 PM

    Ha Ha you mock me but I only have a lil bit left that when I deliver I can sport my new USC Jersey in Shame lmao Glad your phone is pimped out and set but some day you really need to move back to the states Cam has gotta miss you.
  • Heather

    Aug 30 2009 2:13 AM

    hey there thanks for crossin you fingers...I am doing wonderful!!! How are you doing? Please tell everybody I said hello. I miss some of yall...lol...but its good to be home.
  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Aug 29 2009 4:12 AM

    I was watching Bruno earlier. And just had to say it. LOL
  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Aug 28 2009 11:05 PM

    is it hard to defend yourself from a black dildo?
  • JeffJeff Zawatski

    Aug 26 2009 1:50 AM

    ic thats cool ......i got my date nov.8 if i get everythin done in time
  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Aug 25 2009 4:44 PM

    and I quote:

    "the idea was presented to Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates who responded with "iPod?! What a shitty idea!"
  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Aug 25 2009 3:43 PM

    but he didmt mention anything about some buffalo cheese! by the way a water buffalo is a type of cow silly! So are you going to warrior?

  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Aug 21 2009 4:13 AM

    Miss you???? And I'm supposed to feel sorry for what!? And what's this about tattoos on demand?!? Na you know I'm going home in a few weeks cuz!
  • Justin "The Beach Bum" …Justin Mills

    Aug 20 2009 4:54 AM

    yo brother man Ill be back out in the desert around October 15th...ill hit you up, where you at now adays
  • DanielDaniel Townshend

    Aug 19 2009 4:14 AM

    Anyone other then Forrest will do be more of a challenge. Forrest is good, but not great like most of the Light heavyweight.
  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Aug 18 2009 10:23 PM

    lol haha howd you know that?
  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Aug 18 2009 10:23 PM

    The future is gay. You know gay. Like your gay iPhone but it's ok I'd keep it if someone gave me one.... You get the 32gb?
  • it'll always be me...

    Aug 18 2009 10:22 PM

    thanks brother needed to hear that =)
  • joel

    Aug 11 2009 7:48 PM

    Yeah the iphone is bad ass, once you start you wont let go, It needs Wifi though in order to put it to use here. Baghdad Sucks!!!!
  • Something Shiny ™Alicia Gautreaux

    Aug 10 2009 4:56 PM

    lol I needed a makeover....you back in Taji yet?
  • JeffJeff Zawatski

    Aug 7 2009 11:19 AM

    yo whats up bro? goin back to iraq in nov. you goin to be there?
  • it'll always be me...

    Aug 6 2009 9:34 PM

    miss you brother!
  • Short Stack

    May 11 2009 4:05 AM

    I went to your home town just to see Dave Matthews and your girl made me go watch Phantom of the Opera at the Venitian it was awesome. Thank you for remembering that I am forty lmao