Holy McGrail Got a new phone with all these bells and whistles ... and feeling like a tardo as I try to figure how to make just a fucking call Posted at 5:36 AM Nov 29 from Mobile view more
"She Doesn't Need to Fly, Her Wings are in Her Mind"
Hello Sweetness, thee name is Holy McGrail. I am a Non Op-Tranny meaning that I Never had to go Under the Knife for this Gorgeous Puss Puss of mine, it was there when I came out of my moms. Anyhoo, I run around San Francisco Performing as a Drag Queen or the more correct term "Faux Queen" if you must, although the Drag Queens here do say "Oh No, Holy Darling...you are definitely a Drag Queen".
What Can I Say? I Really Truly Love Drag! I embrace it and I am continuing to reap in the fabulous rewards of doing so. And For the last 4 amazing years, I've been making a name for myself and getting retarded on stage, wowing the fun twisted crowd at my Home away from Home, the infamous (and sadly closed) Trannyshack.
Tattooed The Night Before the Last Trannyshack Tuesday.
But you can find me performing all over San Francisco and beyond. PLUS I am always looking for a new audience and stage to corrupt...um perform here in the Bay Area or in other Cities as well. Whew! I am one Hardworking Queen!
Also I paint (or beat if you must) my own face which always stops folks in their tracks and make the Queens Gag. It is my signature look that just keeps growing. Hell I have no eyebrows and shave my hair line now from shaving them! I am also known for styling and creating my some outrageous and wicked fabulous wigs. Plus every once in a while you can catch me sporting my 4 inch Hoochie Nails dubbed Holy McGrail Nails from the Queens. Ghettto Glamour at its Finest.
So, I live here in this gorgeous city of San Francisco with my wonderful and kick ass girlfriend Jodi. Big Awwwwwwww, with a love so strong it's sickening, like our gas after a bowl of beans. Yeah, I'm a complete lovestruck floating on a cloud dork when it comes to her...and I am happily enjoying every loving moment. And don't get it twisted, we are not your typiical Lesbians...we are more like Lady Gays. Sure we enjoy each others private parts very munch....but our love of gay boys, humor, gay porn, anal, the drag scene, musicals, disco and IKEA makes us a unique couple.
By the way, I like to laugh...at myself, the world and mostly people who think they are not to be laughed at. Or even better those who don't realize they are the punchline and everybody is laughing at the joke which is them. HA HA and HA! I enjoy the obscure, the beautiful, the glamourous as well as the twisted and of course the down right retarded.
Not too shabby for a Real Fish who has been dubbed by many as The Gayest Man in San Francisco. Welcome to my page and welcome to my fabulous and crazy world.
I just wanted to let you know that I am competing to get onto season 2 of Rupaul’s Drag Race! But I need everyone’s votes if I am going to make it on. I would appreciate it so much if you would stop by my profile at http://rupaulcasting.com/people/ArtemisChase and give me a vote. And don’t forget you can vote once every 24 hours! Much love!
Um I just saw that I missed your Birthday so Happy Birthday to a bright and Heavenly star! Also GREAT 2 see you last night. Are you available for Apocalipstic with Turleen on the 20th? Anna
To the holy mother from the holy child. you are of so much value to me........ (psssst mom can i barrow 50 bucks... LMAO mom i am serous about this im just glad your fucking happy have another divine year
bahahahhaaa! confession: i didn't realize how effen creepy PHANTOM was until this year when i noticed the wooden mannequin of Christine in his lair during the second act, it looked totally "used. " if ya know what i mean!! thanks for enlightening the masses, mwah!
tonight's epiphany brought to me by holy's playlist: marky mark's "big hit" is one giant sample from a soul diva . . . damn that calvin klein whore little brother of a new kid rat-bastard!!
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